/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

>floatfags

Everyone laugh at this dumbass.

How long before fnatic split up again?

>he uses an eDPI under 1000
>he uses an eDPI over 2000

>swedish superteam
lmao

man watching these matches on yt is so bad. at least its 1080 but watching it on mpv doesnt give you the option for 60 fps or am i missing something here?

reminder that people who listen to pansy are scientifically proven to be retarded

>he uses anything other than a razer deathaddder

Bye bye skins. Nice shot JW.

So deep and so wide, like a rolling river.

rival is still the best mouse

18+

>razer

i honestly forgot what henry looked like with hair desu

Crossfire>CS

>fnatic is shit
>nip is shit
>godsent is shit
>epsilon is shit

swede cucks BTFO

What if I have Nvidia?

>aizy
>leaving faze
>still playing well
Fuck you traitorous bitch this hurts bros ;_;

any of you guys buy csgo merchandise? i want to cop a north jersey mainly bc its made by adidas. also an epsilon one if theyre still made by nike

im literally lmaoing @u rn nigga

ask a female beginner kz player anything

Retard

prove it

do you have a csgog bf?

?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>NIP

>he wears nike

Fuccbois not allowed.

Why am i a retard?

>i wear what everyone else is wearing

Literally nike you retard.

>i wear what kanye west is wearing

>I wear nike

ARE YOU SHITTIN ON MY BOI PRE??

>justin bieber just hit mge after 600 hours

just die in my sleep already

>he doesn't support our runner (Pre)
>he doesn't support our football team (Ducks)
>he doesn't wear our shoes (Nike)
What are you, a slav?

>took him that long to hit a shitter rank

???

If you wear nike anything you're literally the reddit you can be.

Name 1 (ONE) good looking shoe from adidas
>Protip: you can't

name 1 (ONE) non reddit clothing item from nike
>Protip: you can't

new to the game...is it true there's better matchmaking once you hit a certain level?

I'm master sergeant rank 13 right now and in competitive there's tons of hackers and smurfs. I heard at rank 20 you get premium queue or something?

Hello GDR.

hello reddo

Ultraboosts, NMDs, Superstars, Stan Smiths, Busenitz, etc, etc

level 21. id suggest just playing some dm or arms race to get to that level

Reddit doesn't wear nike, they're moralfags.

at rank 21 you unlock prime matchmaking, which lets you choose to only be matched with other prime players
you need a verified phone number to be prime too

Nice try redditor.

Just because you can only afford New Balance doesn't mean everyone else needs to buy it too.

Just because you're in love with reddit, doesn't mean everyone else needs to be too.

Why the fixation on reddit? I'm not reddit, but I'm starting to think you are.

Why so reddit?

Ok reddo

see

reddo strikes again. have another (you) reddo

see

try play mm to like LEM then get esea/faceit premium (I think esea is best for solo queue) and never go back to mm

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prostate popper

The Old Ultraviolence

i

proud furry

fnatic sucks

queefzilla

my diary desu

...

>no good streams on

tune into my stream at /imthem

butt plug

tasty fajitas

pancake mix

>Valve using the dota 2 doc twitter to tell people it uploaded cs player profiles
Why is this company allowed to exist?

redditlolxD

Temporary Secretary

lolideath

>tfw asthma

Chest Flattener

A professional CS aimbotter "Bloominator" got banned for 1,000 years after it was found out that he sexted an underage girl.

mashable.com/2017/02/08/counter-strike-esea-ban/#2kyPi9qhIEqUhttp://mashable.com/2017/02/08/counter-strike-esea-ban/#2kyPi9qhIEqU

Explain yourself gotards

When he see your penis(feminine)

same

IDK user, we only have gfs(male) here

ass blaster

Is dan M our guy?

>hated by entire pro scene
>is actually family man with a full time job and SMFC

Do you even have to ask? The question is who is more our guy, him or csgodemoreviews

I want to like him because of what he does, but he's really unfunny and annoying.

Has it ever happened in a pro match where two players on the opposite teams both get quad kills and the hunt each other for the ace? The closest thing I can think of is the Dupreeh and Hiko round, but that one falls short.

>go on fragshack
>spawn
>die
how am i supposed to git gud like this???

I want to like csgodemoreivews, but he talks in a really boring monotone voice, with shitty analysis and opinions, and a weird random aspergers fueled HAHA between every sentence.

watch one of his non-looking for hacks one, like dazed in fpl

play on brutalcs (spawns are miles better there)

if its still 2 hard 4 u go on the brutalcs tdm pistol server