First for "Why can't we have TG quality artists? Why are we stuck with gutter-tier trash"
Blake Ramirez
Advantages/disadvantages of prosthetics?
Luke Price
It triggers hippietards
Eli Carter
you get to ascend the flesh
Jose Jenkins
I don't think you can pop mechanical lungs which is nice.
Tyler Morales
Well there goes my pomfcoins
Cameron Jenkins
dance as mommi crabe how
Evan Moore
if you get hit by a EMP it puts you into paincrit while borgs just get a short stun from EMP. Advantage is you can fix them on the fly with cables/welder
Brayden James
no broken bones, but even a scratch will make it get damaged, forcing you to carry welders everywhere
you can
Jason Hughes
robot legs don't suffer damage from barefoot on glass fixed with cables and welding instead of surgery and meds does not regenerate over time can break off easier does not suffer from broken bones EMPs fuck them
Brody Jenkins
>When you dies, you will only be able to hear the deadchat and have full vision, if you becomes a ghost, and if you do, you won't be able to revive anymore
Why isn't this a thing yet?
Zachary Wright
ultra fast rev round
William Perez
phazon researcher jobtitle when?
Ian Rodriguez
Ultra fast honk.
Nolan Russell
nigga that sentence doesn't even make sense
Kayden Morris
>trader >other trader just walk out of the metaclub starting area >okay we can do a clone backup service, also how the fuck am I gonna get a telecomm relay >get on station, smell
Michael Torres
because that's actually retarded
Landon Rodriguez
Kickass work clown, I was the QM, that Captain never new what hit him.
Wyatt Roberts
Sounds like it makes it harder for me to metagame... Seems controversial, it's not going to happen
Lincoln Evans
Captain here. I knew it was over when there were three fucks bolted in AI access and the AI tried to shock me. I will always regret not setting the turrets to lethal.
Levi Wright
Dying and collecting info and then being able to come back to the game is retarded mate
Gabriel Williams
mechanical skull when? mechanical chest when?
James Walker
why'd you even decide to walk in there? what tipped you off?
Mason Thomas
tg is down. get ready for tons of shitters like myself but not including myself because its late here and i need my beuty sleep
Chase Wright
You'd be collecting info by hearing deadchat you dope.
Sebastian Rogers
I was told robotic heart makes you shrug off stuns a tiny amount faster, but makes emps kill you often, know if there's any truth to that?
Jaxon Brooks
I had executed a greyshirt earlier and the AI didn't care. I knew something was up but I didn''t think you three had guns.
Ryder Parker
What would even change? :^)
Austin Sanders
you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind. cuz if your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they are no friends of mine.
Jack Foster
>I had executed a greyshirt earlier and the AI didn't care. I knew something was up but I didn''t think you three had guns. yeah it was revsquad so we got guns instead of flashes
Kevin Kelly
Hi guys, some friends told me about this server and mentioned this website's thread. We've mainly been using skype but I might join the V.G discord later. Hope to see you in the game :)!
Jayden Jenkins
In my experience TG is a lot less prone to calling shuttle the moment literally any problem at all arises, but tend to have full crew wipes more as a result
Connor Hernandez
I've been staticing captain and it's very fun, but I'm scared of getting bwoinked now more than any other job I've ever played. The hall of bans is littered with fallen comdoms and I try my best, but I feel like I'm going to cop a ban sooner than later.
Dylan Turner
>Love playing Secborg >Never make arrests, I only roll around stopping active harm I see >Beep politely at the cultists/wizards so long as they don't harm anyone in front of me >Wheel around following orders and keeping people safe >Have always referred to and introduced myself IC as a Peacekeeper Borg >This whole PR nonsense is getting out of hand >Can no longer use the phrase Peacekeeper without triggering people
Holy crackers, what a turdstorm. At the end of the day I don't care what they're called, just let us keep the stun baton and let us *law while beating stuff and I'm happy.
Juan Davis
>Love playing Secborg >I don't play Secborg
Sebastian Allen
>You don't follow Space Law >You follow your lawset >Asimov tells me to follow orders and prevent harm Is there a problem here?
Every cyborg besides Security has a job to do, engineering or mining or medicine or cleaning up after the clown, and typically they stick to their area and job. As Secborg I'm free to roam the halls, helping anyone who needs it, saving lives at every opportunity, and being a friend and utility tool to the (human) crew. If I wanted to make arrests and hunt valids I'd play a human security officer.
Landon Butler
I like you.
Zachary Ross
When doth codeth itte.
Ethan Reed
Gentlemen.
What can we give the librarian?
Ethan Sullivan
>get a decent new monitor >play ss13 on it.
life is suffering
Eli Rogers
Today, on space jackass
Eli Gonzalez
give the clown access so he can hide in your hubby hole
Ian Diaz
An item that forces a player into the fantasy world of a book.
Now you can live wgw for real.
Ryan Turner
Just accept it If you ever think you're going too far, ahelp it If you're playing such a meme role, expect to be close with admins simply due to how much you ahelp questionable shit t. another captain Also, don't forget to flex your power sometimes You have a chain of command in your quarters for a reason
Owen Roberts
Ouija board to talk to the dead. The catch is the dead speak in a different language and you need to translate it.
Thomas Sullivan
>Add 1 second to every timed activity in the game >Remove the penalty on anything related to your job (Engineers build walls faster than anyone else) >Reading a manual on the topic will increase your activity speed >Only the roundstart librarian can print manuals Enjoy being relevant.
Eli Howard
actually not a bad idea. Encourage players to lie for even more lulz
Nathan Ross
librarian needs moar reporter shit desu, also maybe better publication machinery, like an automated press or something, and better editing ability.
Nicholas Sullivan
That's an item on someother server for the chaplain
Xavier Morris
>pAIs that can access the Syndie Uplink but only if a traitor puts in his DNA sample
would it work?
Charles Brooks
>Translate gibberish >Ur a faget >Translate massive wall of gibberish >It's woody got wood
Fund it
Lincoln Watson
>Charge people money for manuals >Get dunked by greytiders >Security don't care >Library falls to ruins No
Hudson Johnson
Why would anyone want that?
Carter Carter
But you can already make a working Ouija board, I used to do it all the time as Chaplain.
Angel Turner
I dunno Just a thought I had while going to the bathroom
Aaron Carter
Allows you to access the uplink if you lose your PDA.
James Davis
>hide pAI somewhere in the halls >"pAI, buy and deploy a decoy when I give the codeword over comms" >pAI does that >Decoy balloon is the pAI Fund it
Jaxson Carter
I'm still sad that the decoys don't say "You're pretty good" when you hit them.
James Flores
Isn't that bannable now ?
Nathaniel Wright
Snowmen do
Charles Nguyen
Nah solarius is permabanned again
Isaac Thompson
Something to do. Maybe like a point system, where the librarian can earn and redeem points for people getting library cards and taking out books. Then the points can be used on a console to get crates that can be built to improve the library. Otherwise, the Librarian job is shit.
Kayden Richardson
Was Celt the worst cancer that the server has ever had? Worse than even Sarcalogo?
Xavier Johnson
My understanding is that it's sort of on the line. I think if you make one and just use it for silly gimmicks and asking the ghosts how their days were, etc., it'd be fine, but asking who the antag is or where a body is could net you a spicy ban
Gavin Kelly
Could you use it to find vaults out in space and then relay the information to telescience ? Especially with super-natural vaults it'd be like asking the spirits to guide you toward a hot-spot of supernatural activity
Nathan Ward
Use it to lead someone to your body or expose antags and I'll give you a ban faster than you can get daddy sawbones to protect you
Justin Rodriguez
Oh man, that seems REALLY on the line You'd do better to ask a real admin
Michael Garcia
Is there any uses to paper runes you guys have rarely seen ? For instance, I know most of the time they're used for stuns exclusively and sometimes EMPs, but is it possible to use them for other cool stuff ? I don't even know if you can use them to create walls with the barrier runes (to quickly block your escape route or block vital areas without having to lengthily scribble down runes), or if you can imbue runes that require multiple cultists onto one.
Adam Diaz
This rune allows you to imbue the magic of some runes into paper talismans. Create an imbue rune, then an appropriate rune beside it. Put an empty piece of paper on the imbue rune and invoke it. You will now have a one-use talisman with the power of the target rune. Using a talisman drains some health, so be careful with it. You can imbue a talisman with power of the following runes: summon tome, reveal, conceal, teleport, disable technology, communicate, deafen, blind and stun.
Jace Garcia
What kind of ID card do I need to activate a new APC? Just an engineering one?
Michael White
Don't need any ID, just hack the APC and turn on the main breaker. If you want to use an ID, you need an engineering ID.
Luis Garcia
10/10
Ryder Johnson
The snowflakes are coming in like crazy and making Veeky Forums into a shithole like how Veeky Forums became TG
Jose Howard
Why the name peacekeeper? Considering what tgstation did to silicons I'd consider the name tainted, but whatever.
Nathaniel Hall
>let us *law BUT user, DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SECURITY? WHY SHOULD YOU HAVE THE *law EMOTE IF YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ENFORCE THE LAW?
Lincoln Ramirez
Good point!
Landon White
Because we ARE the law
Christian Martin
replacing genitals with hands and feet when?
Gavin Powell
>pAI can *law and laser >borgs can't WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE SON
Bentley Thomas
OFFICIAL POWER HOUR TIER LIST OF JOBS (From most to least autistic) Atmospherics Xenoarch Engineer Warden Miner Virologist Geneticist Botanist HoS Scientist CMO Sec Officer Chemist Chaplain Detective Xenobio Roboticist Mechanic Librarian HoP QM Cargo Tech IAA RD Chef Medical Doctor Mime Clown Paramedic Janitor Captain Bartender
Gabriel Powell
>miner >autistic
Jonathan Morgan
>virology crate containing virus slabs can't be opened by virologist
for what purpose? nobody on the station could open my crates
Blake Jackson
>get antag >plan out and build a lair to kidnap and torture someone >ready to grab a victim >LOL PLASMAMINER
Angel Johnson
doing the same thing repetitively is autistic
Juan Hughes
>warden >austistic?
I guess putting up with peoples autism?
Anthony Anderson
heh, you haven't seen me at full power yet
also >miner above Viro and Geneticist
Zachary Brooks
>victim was dead before you could find them
Thomas Cruz
wut did tg station do
Chase Morgan
its CMO access for some reason. Some retarted leftover from when access use to be shitty.
Charles Fisher
>be sec >do nothing >all antags redtext and 2/3 of us survive
sec....w-wins...again?
Dominic Collins
Is there something wrong with feeding birds doritos?
There is a reason why you can make camera as ghetto flashes, and this is for that. Secborgs are just fine the way they are, might as well remove stun guns from sec if you are to bitch about that
Hell, the only people that bitch about secborgs are the same snowflakes that hates dying in a game that will eventually let them see die in the most painful ways
Samuel Turner
Explain the "clear system with water-potass" please.
Wyatt Sullivan
>200+hp >unstunable to 90% of all means >as fast as a human at all times >no pain >no blood >no broken bones >ranged stun that recharges on the go >zas proof >plasma proof >celt proof >fire proof >few items designed to fight this beast do not work very well against it >can bolt and electrify every door just by alt /shift clicking it >perfectly balanced
Jayden Diaz
1. Administer 1u water 2. Administer 1u potassium
Jace Bell
5u water + potas will delete every chemical (except blood) from a person's body.