/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

robot legs don't suffer damage from barefoot on glass
fixed with cables and welding instead of surgery and meds
does not regenerate over time
can break off easier
does not suffer from broken bones
EMPs fuck them

>When you dies, you will only be able to hear the deadchat and have full vision, if you becomes a ghost, and if you do, you won't be able to revive anymore

Why isn't this a thing yet?

ultra fast rev round

phazon researcher jobtitle when?

Ultra fast honk.

nigga that sentence doesn't even make sense

>trader
>other trader just walk out of the metaclub starting area
>okay we can do a clone backup service, also how the fuck am I gonna get a telecomm relay
>get on station, smell

because that's actually retarded

Kickass work clown, I was the QM, that Captain never new what hit him.

Sounds like it makes it harder for me to metagame...
Seems controversial, it's not going to happen

Captain here. I knew it was over when there were three fucks bolted in AI access and the AI tried to shock me. I will always regret not setting the turrets to lethal.

Dying and collecting info and then being able to come back to the game is retarded mate

mechanical skull when?
mechanical chest when?

why'd you even decide to walk in there? what tipped you off?

tg is down. get ready for tons of shitters like myself but not including myself because its late here and i need my beuty sleep

You'd be collecting info by hearing deadchat you dope.

I was told robotic heart makes you shrug off stuns a tiny amount faster, but makes emps kill you often, know if there's any truth to that?

I had executed a greyshirt earlier and the AI didn't care. I knew something was up but I didn''t think you three had guns.

What would even change? :^)

you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind. cuz if your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they are no friends of mine.

>I had executed a greyshirt earlier and the AI didn't care. I knew something was up but I didn''t think you three had guns.
yeah it was revsquad so we got guns instead of flashes

Hi guys, some friends told me about this server and mentioned this website's thread. We've mainly been using skype but I might join the V.G discord later. Hope to see you in the game :)!

In my experience TG is a lot less prone to calling shuttle the moment literally any problem at all arises, but tend to have full crew wipes more as a result

I've been staticing captain and it's very fun, but I'm scared of getting bwoinked now more than any other job I've ever played. The hall of bans is littered with fallen comdoms and I try my best, but I feel like I'm going to cop a ban sooner than later.

>Love playing Secborg
>Never make arrests, I only roll around stopping active harm I see
>Beep politely at the cultists/wizards so long as they don't harm anyone in front of me
>Wheel around following orders and keeping people safe
>Have always referred to and introduced myself IC as a Peacekeeper Borg
>This whole PR nonsense is getting out of hand
>Can no longer use the phrase Peacekeeper without triggering people

Holy crackers, what a turdstorm.
At the end of the day I don't care what they're called, just let us keep the stun baton and let us *law while beating stuff and I'm happy.

>Love playing Secborg
>I don't play Secborg

>You don't follow Space Law
>You follow your lawset
>Asimov tells me to follow orders and prevent harm
Is there a problem here?

Every cyborg besides Security has a job to do, engineering or mining or medicine or cleaning up after the clown, and typically they stick to their area and job. As Secborg I'm free to roam the halls, helping anyone who needs it, saving lives at every opportunity, and being a friend and utility tool to the (human) crew.
If I wanted to make arrests and hunt valids I'd play a human security officer.

I like you.

When doth codeth itte.

Gentlemen.

What can we give the librarian?

>get a decent new monitor
>play ss13 on it.

life is suffering

Today, on space jackass

give the clown access so he can hide in your hubby hole

An item that forces a player into the fantasy world of a book.

Now you can live wgw for real.

Just accept it
If you ever think you're going too far, ahelp it
If you're playing such a meme role, expect to be close with admins simply due to how much you ahelp questionable shit
t. another captain
Also, don't forget to flex your power sometimes
You have a chain of command in your quarters for a reason

Ouija board to talk to the dead.
The catch is the dead speak in a different language and you need to translate it.

>Add 1 second to every timed activity in the game
>Remove the penalty on anything related to your job (Engineers build walls faster than anyone else)
>Reading a manual on the topic will increase your activity speed
>Only the roundstart librarian can print manuals
Enjoy being relevant.

actually not a bad idea. Encourage players to lie for even more lulz

librarian needs moar reporter shit desu, also maybe better publication machinery, like an automated press or something, and better editing ability.

That's an item on someother server for the chaplain

>pAIs that can access the Syndie Uplink but only if a traitor puts in his DNA sample

would it work?

>Translate gibberish
>Ur a faget
>Translate massive wall of gibberish
>It's woody got wood

Fund it

>Charge people money for manuals
>Get dunked by greytiders
>Security don't care
>Library falls to ruins
No

Why would anyone want that?

But you can already make a working Ouija board, I used to do it all the time as Chaplain.

I dunno
Just a thought I had while going to the bathroom

Allows you to access the uplink if you lose your PDA.

>hide pAI somewhere in the halls
>"pAI, buy and deploy a decoy when I give the codeword over comms"
>pAI does that
>Decoy balloon is the pAI
Fund it

I'm still sad that the decoys don't say "You're pretty good" when you hit them.

Isn't that bannable now ?

Snowmen do

Nah solarius is permabanned again

Something to do. Maybe like a point system, where the librarian can earn and redeem points for people getting library cards and taking out books. Then the points can be used on a console to get crates that can be built to improve the library. Otherwise, the Librarian job is shit.

Was Celt the worst cancer that the server has ever had? Worse than even Sarcalogo?

My understanding is that it's sort of on the line. I think if you make one and just use it for silly gimmicks and asking the ghosts how their days were, etc., it'd be fine, but asking who the antag is or where a body is could net you a spicy ban

Could you use it to find vaults out in space and then relay the information to telescience ? Especially with super-natural vaults it'd be like asking the spirits to guide you toward a hot-spot of supernatural activity

Use it to lead someone to your body or expose antags and I'll give you a ban faster than you can get daddy sawbones to protect you

Oh man, that seems REALLY on the line
You'd do better to ask a real admin

Is there any uses to paper runes you guys have rarely seen ? For instance, I know most of the time they're used for stuns exclusively and sometimes EMPs, but is it possible to use them for other cool stuff ? I don't even know if you can use them to create walls with the barrier runes (to quickly block your escape route or block vital areas without having to lengthily scribble down runes), or if you can imbue runes that require multiple cultists onto one.

This rune allows you to imbue the magic of some runes into paper talismans. Create an imbue rune, then an appropriate rune beside it. Put an empty piece of paper on the imbue rune and invoke it. You will now have a one-use talisman with the power of the target rune. Using a talisman drains some health, so be careful with it. You can imbue a talisman with power of the following runes: summon tome, reveal, conceal, teleport, disable technology, communicate, deafen, blind and stun.

What kind of ID card do I need to activate a new APC? Just an engineering one?

Don't need any ID, just hack the APC and turn on the main breaker. If you want to use an ID, you need an engineering ID.

10/10

The snowflakes are coming in like crazy and making Veeky Forums into a shithole like how Veeky Forums became TG

Why the name peacekeeper? Considering what tgstation did to silicons I'd consider the name tainted, but whatever.

>let us *law
BUT user, DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SECURITY?
WHY SHOULD YOU HAVE THE *law EMOTE IF YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ENFORCE THE LAW?

Good point!

Because we ARE the law

replacing genitals with hands and feet when?

>pAI can *law and laser
>borgs can't
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE SON

OFFICIAL POWER HOUR TIER LIST OF JOBS
(From most to least autistic)
Atmospherics
Xenoarch
Engineer
Warden
Miner
Virologist
Geneticist
Botanist
HoS
Scientist
CMO
Sec Officer
Chemist
Chaplain
Detective
Xenobio
Roboticist
Mechanic
Librarian
HoP
QM
Cargo Tech
IAA
RD
Chef
Medical Doctor
Mime
Clown
Paramedic
Janitor
Captain
Bartender

>miner
>autistic

>virology crate containing virus slabs can't be opened by virologist

for what purpose? nobody on the station could open my crates

>get antag
>plan out and build a lair to kidnap and torture someone
>ready to grab a victim
>LOL PLASMAMINER

doing the same thing repetitively is autistic

>warden
>austistic?

I guess putting up with peoples autism?

heh, you haven't seen me at full power yet

also
>miner above Viro and Geneticist

>victim was dead before you could find them

wut did tg station do

its CMO access for some reason. Some retarted leftover from when access use to be shitty.

>be sec
>do nothing
>all antags redtext and 2/3 of us survive

sec....w-wins...again?

Is there something wrong with feeding birds doritos?

Hard hitting autism at strawpoll.me/12299569

news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/sausage-addicted-kookaburra-too-fat-to-fly/news-story/f317c641eb17ad024887bcbf03dae403

that is what the entire fucking game is.

There is a reason why you can make camera as ghetto flashes, and this is for that. Secborgs are just fine the way they are, might as well remove stun guns from sec if you are to bitch about that

Hell, the only people that bitch about secborgs are the same snowflakes that hates dying in a game that will eventually let them see die in the most painful ways

Explain the "clear system with water-potass" please.

>200+hp
>unstunable to 90% of all means
>as fast as a human at all times
>no pain
>no blood
>no broken bones
>ranged stun that recharges on the go
>zas proof
>plasma proof
>celt proof
>fire proof
>few items designed to fight this beast do not work very well against it
>can bolt and electrify every door just by alt /shift clicking it
>perfectly balanced

1. Administer 1u water
2. Administer 1u potassium

5u water + potas will delete every chemical (except blood) from a person's body.