Be Lolden

>Be Lolden
>Get bought out by an American company
>Start trying hardest to cater to millennials and normies
>Directly copy those atrocious American GM ads (e.g. youtube.com/watch?v=zeIERnNmkHo&t=1s)
>Start referring to utes as """trucks"""
>Turn the Commodore into a FWD hatchback Opel-abortion
>Make gay """trucks""" to parade in Sydney
Has there ever been a bigger fall from grace?
Really makes you think

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>be holden
>always owned by GM
>OP is a retard
Really makes you think

>life in a penal colony

i love my aussie buddies though.

who's the semen demon in the pic? he's kinda qt

no shit my point is the deceision are a result of being owned by GayM

They became part of GM in the fucking 30s lad

Following ford i see.

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How does that take away from what I said?
What Lolden is doing is a direct result of GM deciding it should adopt the same marketing approach they do in the US

Those are pick up trucks. Not utes.

I was just going to say this.
A Colorado by technicality is not a ute.
Much the same way the HQ-WB "1 tonners" sold along side the HQ-WB "utes" were not utes themselves.

Still a ute

It isn't, no.

yes it is
>In Australia and New Zealand ute, short for utility, is used for both pickups and coupé utilities.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickup_truck

It's short for "coupe utility". Your backwards retarded generation may have forgotten this.
While a ute is a utility, a utility is not necessarily a ute.

They've been doing what GM says for the entire time they've been making cars. Before GM they just made bodies for whoever asked.

Victorians really should be banned from entering other states

From the same article
>the coupé utility has a pickup truck like shape, but is car-sized. The South African term "bakkie" or the Australian term "ute" refer to a coupé utility.

> So crippling autistic he can't imagine another country having a different vernacular
I hope you never have to hear a different language.

are gays somehow not equal in society?
fags in plenty of seats in parliment, fag executives in every media company, fags galore in the public service..

>he can't imagine another country having a different vernacular
I'm talking about this very country you dropkick. The particular term in question was coined within this country that excludes vehicles such as the modern Colorado. Get your head out of your ass and wrap it around context.