Busrider thread

ITT: You want a car but can't afford one
Hint: Yurop thread in disguise

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>TFW you have to become a bus pleb while your car is off the road
Just end it

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But what if cyclist?

Good thread.
youtube.com/watch?v=Iue_klb7KcI

this image triggers bus riders

>busrider thread
>corvette fangirl posting in it

makes you think

btfo. he's going to sperg hard now

that's because only bus riders participate in vette vs gtr threads

or just ragequit. gm fangirls can't compete (just like the corvette).

and so it did

this image has triggered gm fangirls 1200 times.

here's to 1201.

NO
THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
THE CORVETTE IS ALWAYS SUPPOSED TO WIN
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...

poor prezo, he is so humiliated he even drops his trip to appear less mad

he's scared of me. not surprising honestly.

>gm fangirls ragequit
rotflmao

>Yurop thread in disguise

Don't Yerrpeens takes trains and bicycles and shit?

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lol

>Get to stop 10 minutes early.
>Not sure if I got there late or early.
>Bus shows up
>Door swings open
>Ancient asian driver glares at me
>Get on bus and fumble with change.
>Accidentally drop an extra 50 cents in
>Act cool and pretend like it didn't happen
>Driver is too scary to ask for transfer
>Stumble down the aisle since bus is almost full.
>First Empty seat has a dry light 3 inch wide brown streak down the middle
>Probably shit, keep moving back
>Next empty seat has a dark brown stain, probably coffee keep moving
>Last empty seats are near the far back
>Sit down behind two homeless people in their 40's
>No BO smells since I've gotten used to it.
>guy right in front of me starts drinking from a coors can.
>Hear the tweakers in the far back lighting their bics
>smell the meth.
>no one cares
>More people get on.
>Some 7/10 prostitute with a fresh herpes outbreak sits down next to me.
>Busy texting
>she completely ignores me
>A few minutes later the bus has to break and swerve.
>her tits touch my bicep
>I start blushing
>She's completely oblivious
At least I got a feel that day