/utg/ - Undertale General

cause shes cute

>I'd still like to throttle you for that OP
...? Did I do something wrong? I honestly don't know.

Because quiet, angsty special snowflakes see themselves in Napstablook

Seriously, if you don't say anything, I won't know what the problem is. I really do want to avoid things like this happening again.

>shes

Why are there so many guys who find Mettaton EX sexy?

cause there gay

not that user, but I'd recommend just picking a better OP image. people do like the skelebros, but I'd really recommend picking literally any other image. these carry the thread to some extent, so it's generally advised to either make it funny or something that really looks good

I get you're going for emotional value, but the quality is kinda meh

I don't really understand myself.
I personally found his in-game sprite kind of ugly.

Ah, I see. Thank you for the clarification.
I'll try to keep that in mind the next time I make the OP.

What's the secret to Asgore's tea?

He grows his own tea leaves and he's really good at gardening.

The blood of children.

Mettaton pisses in it

Frewh flowers and love

youtube.com/watch?v=L2jhfMPvcnw
Vid related?

At least it isn't LOVE...

>those fucking horse faces
This artist does needs some fucking loomis real bad. Every time someone posts an image by them it cracks me up.

Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and they were supposed to be doing their homework but were instead watching youtube drama clickbait videos

The beatings will continue until taste improves.

Yes. True love transcends all.

booby

On the left,you've got a bathhouse full of hot girls. However, on the right, you've got Mettaton getting ready for his daily bath.
On which of them would you peep?

Neither.

Mettaton's beautiful body is reserved for Twig only

user peeping is wrong and immoral, taking advantage of someone's privacy is completely disrespectful. the girls obviously

Leave and go into the greenhouse instead, to help with some pollination.

his vines are so cute

They are very powerful and full of his plant precum, all ready to rape as he is a lustful plant that just loves to fuck all the time

it's snowing!

Floweylove is completely consensual

Am I the only one who likes the idea of ectodongelions?

...

would a giant flowe who carries frisk around be cuter, or a palm-sized one that keeps perching on their arm, head, shoulders, chest, etc?

How does it come every girl calls me a pervert, but Blooky gets to be called 'cute'?

Blooky is not that popular with girls.
It's also not the sort of cute you want them to call you.

id prefer a giant flowey

>It's also not the sort of cute you want them to call you.
Dude, I know what you mean, but I actually like girls to call me in that 'sort' of cute (I presume you mean the cute 'kind of when you're caressing a baby' way). But hey, it's still better than calling me a 'disgusting pervert' (which I actually am)

Because I doubt you match the asthetic qualifications to be considered cute by a majority of the populace.

Would you still love your favorite if they were 8 and

Up we go?

What's Outertale?

cute
okay small flowey is good too
if he wraps around you

outertale,big boss must rescue or destroy monster kind sorry couldn't help it :)

Operation Mercy N313

ya!! my body for flowwy always! flowwys lustful fuckvine in every orifice for flowy as please, his lustgaze to me as fuckvine in my cock for cummy control! only flowwy tells who lives and dies and cummies! flowwys fuckvines pierce skin and bone and flesh and impregnate bloodstream and lungs with flowwys juiceseed! then reset and does all again, flowwy loves to fuck me his favorite fucktoy!!

undertale-au.wikia.com/wiki/Outertale

Oh shit that ending is hot fanfic when

get whoever wrote the flowey blowjob fic on the writebin

Shit, you were right

Well hello fellow When they Cry fans

A combination of certain tastes in both appearance and personality. You know, like other characters.

Neither. Instead, I'd join Mettaton in his bath.

Undertale in space.

diamonds

Sure, I want a Flowey BJ
But I also kinda want to pleasure him in the progress as well
How would this happen?

where can I safely get this game for free?
I love it and all but not paying 10 bucks

How do you love the game if you haven't played it

I have, I bkught a new lc and I don't remember from wich lage I got it since it was like a year ago.

rub his determination vigorously

His roots :)

bought a new pc*
wich page*

Don't you still have your old hdd. ? That would still have to game on it

im gonna vomit

nope, I bought a new one because the other one was stolen.

Sorry for your loss user, I would try PiBay. but be carefull

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There are people out there who ship Mettaton with Beast Boy from Teen Titans Go!

From the thumbnail I thought someone skinned Flowey's face off

he'd deserve it, he probably skinned every single monster before, marveling as their hot flesh steamed in the cold and then ate them piece by piece while they were still alive, savoring their terrified screams and making sure there would always be witnesses to what he does; heralds who would signal what happens when Flowey gets bored, but he would always do it anyway because nobody could possibly hope to stop him with the intoxicating power of the resets

dead

okay thanks user

Did he also flowey-jizz and flowey-poop in his flowy-pants as he is oft to do

Beast boy was cute in the original imo

BIG SAD GOAT DAD

i'd rather not be reminded Go even exists

i wish i was

How does Flowey pee?

From his giant flower dick of course!!

lizard

Lizard ft. bot!

Lizard's... dad?

Flowe a baddie

Lizard ft. Lizard

There's something we're all good at.

Is it just me or does Frisk look like a racist Asian caricature?

>narrow eyes
>yellow skin
>non prominant/flat nose

Flowers don't have dicks, user.

Hold the fucking phone
Before, you said that shipped Mettaton with cyborg from teen titans. Who the fuck are you trying to fool?

Can you stop?

There are people out there who ship Mettaton with me!

Congratulations!

Frisk is an Asian female. Chara is a white male

asian male*

This threads pretty slow. I'm gonna liven it up a bit.

Asriel did nothing wrong.

Now we wait.

According to tumblr Frisk is brown/black, because yellow is kinda getting there, but yellow is yellow face and that's also racist