/tesg/- The Elder Scrolls General

What windows are you using, /tesg/?

metaphorical or literal? I think they can go both ways

And this is why your waifu is a vampire.

I'm using a square white window that is currently covered in snow. Gotta clean it out so I can stare at people outside all day. Might need to buy new window curtains too

Fuck off, I don't need new windows. Stop calling this number.

Lore is for loving. Waifus are for bullying and rewarding randomly.

But vampires are best!

>Fuck off, I don't need new windows. Stop calling this number.
lmao

Frier (Freir?) is CUTE

All vampires are CUTE

Thank you for your hard work.

Since hes dead, does that mean the next TES will actually feature some proper artstyle?

we get it niko

>niko shitting up the thread again

Rustic

HEEELP

I am looking for some console commands for skyrim to become thane for Riften, Solitude, and Markarth.
A kind user posted two codes yesterday but they did not work for me.

Can anyone help me please?

are you the dipshit that's insistent on buying every vanilla house for some reason?

Just play the fucking game.

player.addfac thaneriften 1
the same with thanehaafingar and thaneeastmarch

Am I missing something? Is this realistic and I just lost my touch on reality?

It's very weird looking, especially some of the user images (aka not bullshots.)

nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/81932/?

Yeah that looks like shit. It doesn't work like that.

Also check that guy's waifu. Would you trust a man with that kind of a waifu?

i tried that mod, it mostly looks like if the meshes or textures where missing with snow floating and shit

also real ice is not like that, when the water freezes the ice turns white and you normally can't look through anything thicker than your fist.

very thin ice like the ice spikes on a roof are sometimes transparent, but even those are often just white.

Holy shit how embarrassing, I didn't even notice because I didn't look though all of the images.

How many mods does /tesg/ have and how often your skyrim crashes?

Thousands.

Only occasionally, and usually only through cell transitions.

>Is this realistic
Not at all. Source: I've walked on a glacier irl

>Thousands.
Active at once? Which mods do you merge together? Is it advisable to merge mods that are already in the bashed patches and how does that affect the load order?

>How likely is it that C0DA will be happening in the main game series at some point?
>Unlikely
---LadyN

>All vampires are CUTE
This. Need more vampires though.

Lots. Sometimes.

I have a small assortment of merged mods but nothing worth elaborating on.

When I say "thousands" I'm talking about everything, texture mods and shit too. Any given savegame typically has maybe ~230 active plugins.

oh okay

Give this waifu a name or I WILL spank her.

C0DA ISNT CANON

I agree friendo!

Why would someone even ask a wife of a guy who no longer works for the company if his little fan story will be happening at all in the actual game? The answer is of course "No".

To even begin to think otherwise is beyond deluded.

Adam Adamowicz was god-tier though. Thank him for the Shivering Isles aesthetic, as well as the majority of Skyrim design motifs. Hell, even ESO uses most of his, Lederer and Kirkbride's designs.

Who did morrowind's aesthetic?

Majority of it was done Kirkbride locked in a room for three months with some other staff members who checked in on him.

yes that was me
I don't have that kind of time
thanks I'll see if it works

That seems in line with my kirkbride theory: Kirkbride is actually good when there's someone who can tell him "no, that's fucking stupid and we're not doing it" above him, who holds his paychecks.

His stuff post employment has definitely seen a sharp decrease in quality.

>Kirkbride is actually good when there's someone who can tell him "no, that's fucking stupid and we're not doing it" above him, who holds his paychecks.
Ken Rolston

>not wanting to be a property tycoon

If I did I would do it with good houses, not vanilla ones.

It was more like he had the advice of Rolston to guide him vs. his own mind, which is why c0da is such a weird piece of fiction since he was essentially attempting to pioneer cosmic TES lore.

This said, Kirkbride isn't anything special in writing. He rips constantly from the Bhagavad-Gita and Aleister Crowley's Book of the Law in the 36 Sermons and the majority of his work is based off obscure occult texts/ideologies.

this guy gets it

Also Kuhlmann streamlined like half of MK's ramblings.

>Shitposting against regulars increases
>Loreposting also increases

Really makes you think...

>get modded houses
>most of them are free and fully decked out from the getgo
Where's the fun in that?

killed fargoth with my bare hands right after the morrowind character creation

Where's the fun in using console commands to get to the vanilla ones?

Yeah, kirkbride on his own is prone to just making up as many fantasy words as he can, and deliberately using known words poorly.

Which can be interesting, but only as a way to season lore, not pour the salt shaker's contents entirely onto the steak.

goodnight sweet prince

You can't spank a vampire, user. Never know what might happen!

Really I'm bad at names help.

The Elder Scolls 'C0DA' is the most disappointing thing since my son. Not only is it a cobbling together of previously established lore that didn't need to be discussed, it takes the mystery out of everything. Like the time I found out my son had switched my lithium with vicodin.

For this, we can thank the hackfraud Michael Kirkbride, whose Star Wars fanfiction has thankfully never been seen by the likes of George Lucas. Like Lucas though, he proceeded to take his work, lighting in a bottle if you will, and proceeded to piss and shit into the mason jar until a fortified jenkem was created, at which point he began to huff the jenkem and after two days rolling around in a ditch near New Jersey, he sat down and wrote C0DA.

Is there a mod that slows down or removes all the random events that occur as a result of your character progression in skyrim?

I just did the "kill beltid" quest in the Dark Brotherhood story, and the first thing that happened after leaving the sanctuary to turn it in was a hired thug attacking me with a contract to kill me in revenge for beltid. Right outside the sanctuary, not 1 ingame day from the killing.

Also, I'm sick and tired of the guards commenting on my skills, so if there's a way to remove that too, I'd be grateful.

Perfect.

go to seventhsanctum

Timing is Everything may help

There is none, I agree. I don't actually know the context here.

follow the conversation

No. I just wanted to chime in and say that buying all the vanilla properties is fun.

okay

kill the guards

nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/19525/?

die fetcher

>people discussing kirkbride's flaws in a reasonable manner
>c0dafag can't have that, so they start shitposting.

This is another reason why people hate you morons.

youtu.be/egScxM4fz48

nobody is shitposting here except you, friend

If someone who hadn't played or modded skyrim in forever came back to it and wanted to start fresh with new and updated mods what would be the best way to go about that? just uninstall everything?

Fresh install. Of course, if you're using Mod Organizer, you can easily get this. If you aren't, take this opportunity to switch so everything becomes easier in the future, and you don't have to deal with NMM ruining your installation.

>too many chomosomes to understand obvious hyperbole

Delete your mod folders delete everything and uninstall

What race is she?
Where does she come from? What kind of names do you like? Does she like to be spanked?

Answer these kinds of questions to have an idea of what name she should have.

Alright, guess this will be a big learning day for me, thanks.

GoOod luck

No, I knew you were pretending to be retarded the moment you posted. That doesn't make it not shitposting user.

There are starving kids in Landfall that could really use those chr0mosomes user

>Lorefags ruin yet another thread

w e w
Go back to your containment thread on Veeky Forums please

>waifu posters shit post and get made at each other
>lore fags debate lore and get told by waifu fags to fuck off to Veeky Forums
>in a thread about Elder Scrolls Games

really sparks the neurons

>shitposters ruin yet another thread

FTFY, lorefriends are just as imprtant as waifuposters, thread needs both to survive. Some loreposting never hurts anyone, just gives shitposters something new to use.

N I K O
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Exactly. There's a sad breed of fan who gets offended any time you criticize anything they like. So legitimate discussion of what makes kirkbride good, and what makes him bad will attract shitposters like , but that doesn't mean the discussion isn't worth having.

>waifu posters post their waifus, husbandos, stories, help each other improve and have fun
>lorefags screech autistically at each other because one of them deviates slightly from what another one considers canon and get told to fuck off

Fixed

Thankyou!

Haven't really thought about it since she changes so much. Her name is Nelia. I think..
>Does she like to be spanked?
Dunno.

Why can't we all just get along..

Waifufags are cancer in every general, they're by far the biggest shitposters.

>lorefags always complain that waifus don't let them discuss lore
>when they get the chance to discuss lore they end up flinging shit at each other like babies because some guy said this or that is or isn't canon
>somehow it's still the waifus' fault
The Veeky Forums thread is merely a containment general.

If the name ends with an 'a' you aren't trying hard enough.

thread meta posts are always shitposts fyi

There any lesser known armor sets that fit a design that's similar to this one in put-togetherness without being over the top? Too much armor is either over the top, chunky looking, or just sorta falls flat visually.

those did not work for me.

I'm gunna be rping a bit and I wanted my character to have a house right away when I start the game basically, besides the breezehome in WR.

Anyone know of any commands that actually work to get you to become thane/unlocks the houses for you?

I am testing each house if I can to see how they feel for my character, then I'll decide to pick just one of them for now

Veeky Forums honestly wouldn't let that sort of argument fly at all and the initial post of the non-canon user would've been ignored entirely.

So a lore oriented question or two.

One, is it possible for a version of daedra to live in Oblivion that we havent seen before?

Also, is it possible for peacocks or peacock like birds to live in Hammerfell, more so the deserts of Hammerfell?

yes to both, both are canon :^)

there are plenty of Daedra we don't know about