Oh, you drive a civic with a few simple mods?

U have been cursed. if u don't reply to this post, a 201 horsepower civic with a few simple mods will kill u in ur mom in her sleep tonight

MAKE WAY FOR A REAL HONDA

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If I had a car that looked as terrible as that, I wouldn't give a shit about people standing on its hood either.

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How big is her feminine penis?

Need to know for reasons

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>LoveLive! Sunshine!! uniform
>blonde wig
>doesn't style it to look like Mari
What's the point?

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tell me if i'm wrong but isn't that car a FR layout?

>102mm turbo
>150 shot of nitrous
>348 horsepower
>348 - 150 = 198
>198 - 160 = 38 horsepower from a turbo this fucking big
Kek. Every time.

Lol so what? Last time I checked the gas tank was still at the rear of the car.

He probably swapped it with some kind of two stroke engine.

>No engine mods
>Stickers
>Different wheels
What's the point?

The regular integras aren't. Unless the drivetrain was swapped it would be FF

t-that's an oil container tho...

did he drop his shekels in the engine bay?

Lol have you never owned a Honda? You mix in oil into the fuel at a a 40:1 ratio. That's just how the engines are designed to work.

>Lol have you never owned a Honda?

he willingly owns shit

NO THANKS

there are no engine mods.
It's probably photo-shoot oversight
Why in fuck would he have a two stroke shit box.?

is this what car meets are like? cute girls in schoolgirl outfits show up and pose with your car?

>you will never EVER bang both the girl (female) and the other girl (male)

no both are gaybois user

I don't drive a Honda, I have better taste than that lmao.

I just have one of their lawn mowers so I know a bit about how their engines work.

First of all those aren't girls

>"better" taste
>drives the only thing on the road shittier than a Honda

this is why people hate Korean cars.

I drive one. But I hate you.

NICE

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Well for one thing that's not two stroke oil, it's 5W30. I should know, I put 2 stroke in my gas.

That's the joke, dumbass. You don't use regular motor oil for two strokes anyway. There's special formulations for premix. And even if he swapped the engine into the back, you don't fill the engine with oil from the outside of the car.

>mfw baited

>Implying the Veloster isn't the only 4 door performance hatchback worth owning right now

ok, sure.

uhhh two stroke refers to the engine cycle, not the oil.

That's a Canadian plate, he's probably using 5-W30 because it's colder up north.

Is this a meme somehow?

>dumb korean fangirl doesn't know you have to add oil to two stroke engines

two stroke oil refers to the oil formulated for 2 stroke engines, dumb dumb

My 2 stroke motorcycle has a hard time starting and dies after 30 min, is it because it has no oil? It's old(1983)

probably,when was the last time you checked the piston and the rings?

I just got it out of a barn, probably at least 5 years ago. So new rings?

I would, search for a rebuild kit, they sometimes icnludes other seals and bearings, is it carb'd? if so get it checked

Yes it's carbed. It's located in a village with 600 people and have no possibility of transporting it. It's a polish bike and was made in Poland only from 83-90; I hope to get a rebuild kit in Eastern with my broken Polish. Thanks

if you can just rebuild the carb then do it, if you can't and you really want to keep it, try and see if you can adapt a new one, shouldn't be too hard, you just need to dial the fuel delivery so it delivers the same quantity and the cfm airflow

>he didnt buy the obviously superior 5 door version

lmaoing @ ur life

Only have a ratchet set and screwdriver set, so need to do some ghetto repairs. I have two of them, one which is not running, so I can grab the carb of that if I fuck up the original one. Thank you kind user.

>believing the marketing hype and paying more for the "specially formulated" dino oil

Or you could not be a poorfag and use full synthetic like someone who actually cares about their engine.

I was considering the Rio but it just didn't have the kind of performance I was after. I'd still take it over something like a Golf though.

kek

>I couldn't afford the 25k asking price for the GTI and didn't want to be the poorfag in a base model golf
ftfy.

TFW no QT trap in my life

>oh its a honda badge
>gotta go

not a trap, faggio.

Yeah she is. Also not gay, I just like qt traps

>premixing anything but pure castor bean oil
Please tell me you don't do this.

I think I've fallen in love desu senpai

better tell your parents you're gay asap, you don't want awkward questions and silences at thanksgiving n shit.

Chicks with dicks aren't gay wtf

my family wouldn't be able to tell from pictures, and i'd just clamp his sack so he'd have a high voice whenever he talked to them, problem solved

The true spirit of Veeky Forums is living your life for two things. Traps and Eurobeat. Anything else and you're doing it wrong.

>that disgusting yellow color cast
Learn to take a picture people

To impress guys dressed like girls who like to suck dick

Go complain to the city for using old sodium lighting

High pressure sodium is GOAT
the new led is gonna be no bueno.
I dont like the future

LED is more natural light and also has less light pollution

I'd fugg even if it was a guy, Just tape her dick to her stomach so it doesn't hit my dick when I'm thrusting

is that a turbo on top of a Vtec?

SAME

>its only gay if the 2 penises touch

>her dick
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>he painted his grille so it looks like he's got a turbo veloster

el oh el

I swear you can find this picture for any car imaginable, I bet their is an acient photo of a girl posing like this near a model T