Founded in 2016, Roach Forest was built on the principle of serving fast and easy wins at a reasonable price. 43 months later, nothing has changed and Roach Forest still continues to be the score leader in the leaderboards
>be me >a highly intelligent player who is picky about quality and value >often looking for a exciting new deck >try Roach Forest on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best decks I have stomped with. The crisp combos mixed with the cute and attractive cards. The easy board clears, the hot and always lethal Roaches, totally blown away.
I was able to get a value deck for 1500 Crystals and 3000 Vials and they even complimented my my visa card. They don't let male cards touch the deck, and they also have Arisa.
>t5 levi raped >t6 daria >t7 daria I want off this ride.
Brody Evans
I have self respect.
Brandon Smith
Need a concede
72710
Kayden Cook
>roach fag thinks hes a patrician
Camden Long
>playing turn 2 yurius against elf
Brayden Stewart
>they're actually fucking advertising daria now this game is finished
Luis Wood
I don't feel like doing dailies today. I don't have 4 hours to spend getting 7 fucking wins.
Jason Cooper
Just lethal them bro
Benjamin Gutierrez
Thanks bud
Wyatt Hernandez
fug
Jaxon Diaz
>advertising cancer They are not going to nerf it, right?
Jace Watson
Luna is really looking for new tomodachis huh.
Gavin Jenkins
>4 hours It should only take 70 minutes if you're playing roach. But I guess you can't do math, so that's out of the question.
Justin Ramirez
I want more 1 drops
Christian Ramirez
>tfw had 7 game daily today >just did them all with otk roach and daria and forced people to early concede
Josiah Taylor
Give me the best shadow deck
Nathan Martin
>implying I even have AE or roaches
Brody Hughes
No, they'll just make it obsolete next expansion and advertise the next OP deck.
Parker Gonzalez
They never were. One only needed to look at the caught whales to know that it wouldn't happen.
Dominic Gray
I fucking knew they were just going to shill her instead of nerfing her Get ready for Zoi 2.0
Ethan Edwards
Add goblin.
Evan Peterson
>You are playing aggro shadow against presumably Roach OTK. It's turn 2. This is your hand and the current board state.
What do you do?
Brody Gray
>no florals in aggro
Wyatt Reyes
elves best girls arisa best girl
Nicholas Anderson
We're going to know true cancer when every class has a turn 4 4 damage board clear.
Brandon Wilson
Punch her in the dick and drop conjurer
Nicholas Walker
Trade into a fairy and play a conjurer
Sebastian Walker
Fuck your mom in her shitlocker.
Levi Rodriguez
Just bouncing multiple cards regardless of cost would be fine against Daria.
Isaiah Smith
Kill a fairy, drop a 2. Hope you draw a resentment to deal with Ancient elf.
Ethan Rivera
suck Arisas dick
Landon Bennett
This game will legit die.
Mason King
Who is best girl and why is it Mordecai?
Leo Turner
What happens if you lose your placement matches? I've never had it happen.
Luis Lee
How do I counter Jade Shaman?
Levi Hernandez
You do it again
Dylan Gutierrez
You start them over again
Christopher Peterson
Your game deletes istelf
Ayden Bennett
>control is the strongest not with 0 homecoming and board clear with 5 damage to the face on t4 The only reasons control is being played a lot and it's "strong" are Daria and roach
Ian Ramirez
Correct >Resentment >Aggro U wot? Nonetheless still correct, and he did drop Elf on turn three.
Jose Perez
>tfw the steam numbers are slowly dropping and this general is getting slower
Colton Johnson
OTK Roach just ignores the golems and goes face, try that
Brody Peterson
>Daria
I want to win 7 games, not brick horribly and get destroyed by other Darias who of course got perfect hands.
John Adams
Consider resentment, even in aggro. 4 damage for 2 mana is ridiculous.
James Rivera
Cygames never intended for this game to compete with HS, it was just a meme sideproject.
Jose Torres
Seconding this request
Isaac Adams
>tfw you fell for the shadowverse meme
Brayden Gutierrez
Here
Evan Anderson
Reminder to do practice on elite against every class for 1200 gold.
John Gray
>manage to survive 6 Hearthstone expansions before getting bored with the game and dropping it forever >can't already feel the Shadowverse fatigue two expansions in
Why is this game so bad, holy shit
Jaxon Myers
>spent 60 dollar on a meme with anime tiddies
Christian Rogers
It's was the #2 grossing online CCG for 2016 at almost a third of HS's revenue.
Isaiah Brooks
>HS is shit >still literally 3x times as profitable What does that make SV?
Isaac Nelson
Thinking a turn is over with 0pp and then they drop 2 oglers and a blade mage really does a number on you mentally.
Camden Taylor
Not-a-Blizzard game
Noah Gomez
How does profitable translate to good? To you watch Big Bang Theory? Do you listen to the top 100 charts? Do you buy CoD every year?
Joseph Cook
>MAKE A DARIA DECK >LOSE 3K POINTS
Ian Ward
>To you watch Big Bang Theory? >Do you listen to the top 100 charts? >Do you buy CoD every year? How do you know those aren't good? Have you tried them or are you just being contrarian?
Josiah Morales
Sorry for the blogpost, I'm just really happy. Just hit level 100 with Sword, and AA0 at the same time.
Aggro sword carried the shit out of me for A3. I think I won about 15 out of the 20 last games I did, when I was losing a bunch with roach, daria, and ramp dragon
I'm really just happy that I can meme it up and not worry about my rank for a while!
Asher Hall
Please don't shitpost using images of my wife
Lincoln Hernandez
post your princess dick
Cameron James
t-thanks
Nolan Morales
>avant blader
Jace Wilson
I watched big bang theory 5 or sth years ago on TV sometimes, to be honest it wasnt the worst I have seen but the jokes really do get stale fast
CoD 1,2 were good but afterwards it went to full garbo
And no I cant sit through the charts anymore, radio in the morning tilts me enough
Sebastian Thomas
>tfw curving so perfectly as cSword that it looks like aggro Albert is the man.
Lucas Kelly
Don't worry fags when the game will die some other shitty ccg will take over to fill the void.
Brayden Rodriguez
SHADOW DECK
Brandon Smith
That's what I thought too until I couldn't stop winning. Now I'm in this shithole that is 2/3rd the way through AA2. Can't escape worrying about your rank until masters.
Angel Taylor
This deck literally never runs out of steam. Avant Blader into Maid Leader into Avant Blader into Maid Leader into Avant Blader into Maid Leader into Albert wins games.
Liam Adams
Concede please
76125
Noah Williams
83813
Need a concede, please!
(The other number was wrong...)
Noah Wright
Congrats, my dude
Kayden Taylor
>I opted to play Lyrial on turn 2, and kill a fairy. Elf is played on turn 3. On turn 3, I played Shadow Reaper, traded my Skull Beast so that I could play a buffed Skeleton Fighter. On turn 4, Ancient Elf goes face. This is the board for turn 4.
What do you do?
To the more perceptive anons, I'm aware that fucked up on sequencing Shadow Reaper when suiciding Skull Beast.
Tyler Allen
I need someone to let me win a private match. Please don't concede. 26562
Alexander Sanders
you should GTFO and stop polluting the thread
Noah Walker
please go back discordreddit
Blake Ross
yes that is the aggro shadow list.
James Peterson
Play and evolve lyrial, shoot ancient elf, kill ancient elf with a 2/2, hit princess with evolved lyrial, go face with rest.
Landon Garcia
Thanks
Owen Gomez
>when you have 6 shadows turn 6 against unga sword
Elijah Johnson
1v1 me bro
50732
5/20 no concede
Colton Cook
Why didn't you drop rabbit on curve? You had 2 2drops you could've played on turn 4.
Christian Green
What the hell happened??? Why are we hating SV now?
Tyler Gray
Goodbye dust. It's time to craft Cerbs and Shadow Reapers.
Landon Phillips
Nep winning games
Zachary Roberts
>stall until turn 9 >die
Ryan Carter
Because shit balance.
Jeremiah Thompson
I'm almost sure Blizzard is doing an online campaign where they try to slander SV to stop it from becoming bigger. They're actually afraid. There are many posts on the hsg general telling people to save up money for the new expansion, how great it is going to be, and how all their problems are going to be fixed.
We've seen it happen during the elections, it wouldn't surprise me if it's happening here as well. Just slander away the opposition.
Kayden Lee
Shit, forgot the image :^)
Connor Peterson
tyty good sir
Cameron Baker
I think you are borderline delusional, real talk man.
Samuel Johnson
>falling for aggro shadow meme
You gonna regret it.
Ethan Robinson
Congrats fellow swordsman. I hope you can reach Masters soon I'm only 1k away from it May the Princess bless us all.
