Why doesn't anyone here like Audi?

Why doesn't anyone here like Audi?

>VAG

Checked

I just don't like unreliable German POS cars 2behonest

Same reason Veeky Forums is dead, sheeple fall for maymays

I like Audi, because the feel of quality from their cars. Would love to have a A3 sedan with the 1.4L engine as a DD

>half of their fleet is rebaged VW
>rest is poor mans benz
>feminist faggotry
>no real history/identity
Lexus is ten times better!

i can into audi

>Buying a rebadged jetta with audi tax

Because they share platforms which is apparently the worst thing you can do. Keep in mind almost everyone here is a benchracer so they'll just look at something on paper and decide whether it's good or not, or they'll expect everything to be RWD and made for the burgerking

only truly great audi ever made was the group b quattro.
They don't really have an identity they're just trying to be bmw or benz without the pedigree of either.
Also all cunts have flocked to audis

I love Audi, best cars in the world.

Only cucks and poorfags don't like Audi

Danke schön, Herr Anonymous. 500 Deutsche-marks have been deposited into your bank account

>arr rook same
>sjw tier PR
>you better be in love with awd to own one
>fucktarded maintenance procedures and shoddy reliability
>worse luxury than mercedes
>worse value than bmw

Because they're poor and/or jelly

>rebadged fwd econoboxes
>for the same price as a BMW

aka people being people

I was excited for the RS3 to come to NA, but

>no manual

Audi is the dune coon's favorite car brand in Norway

They used to be ok when the engines had character. Now they all might as well be powered by vacuum cleaners.

dunno

i'm thinking of one of these next for 6-8k used (britbong)

This.

Also Mercedes-Benz money for literal pleb-tier VW parts.

...

AND keep in mind that a lot of other "luxury" brands share platforms too. It's just jealous poorfags who repeat the same tired meme over and over because they have plenty of time to do so on the bus.

I want a TT real bad, mang.

Just buy a Beetle, same thing.

Good car. I was closely looking at an Avant or an A3 wagon before settling on the TT. I just love Audi's wagons.

Should be fine for a brit, Golf parts cost fuckall right?

>tfw R8 is one of my dream cars
It's one of the smoothest sports cars I've ever driven. Realistically though, if I came into the kind of money I'd need for one I'd probably just get an S Class.

struggling to find one with the right extras tho

>roof rails
>xenons
>bose upgrade/panoramic roof (not dealbreakers tho)

An Audi driver nearly knocked me off my motorbike today. It's not a new occurrence.
If it's in the way, it's probably an Audi.
Up your backside? 40% chance it's an Audi.

They're not as bad as BMW drivers. That's the best I can say for them.

Oh no! A driver almost hit you! Retard.

Because they're every spoiled brats first car.