/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

I got randomly banned a month ago.
They don't take appeals.

>got the 150k gift twice
Is this normal? I'm afraid Rockstar will ban me or something if it's a bug, even thought it's their fault.

What gift?

The 150k Rockstar was giving people for some reason.

next time use the updated OP that tells people to post their names BEFORE requesting to join and to not kill/grief fellow crew members you fucker

>trying to do the Humane Labs Raid preparation mission where you have to sneak a EMP inside the place with randoms
Kill me please.

I've done that with randoms several times without issue, what happened to you?

>to not kill/grief fellow crew members
How about don't put that, and name and shame?

I can't walk 5 steps without some retard alerting the guards.
I don't know how you did it, even when playing with my friends we had one of us coordinating the whole thing so we wouldn't fuck up.

Nobody did it to me but it should be in the OP so that when some retard inevitably does it and gets kicked he can't cry "b-but you guys never said it was a rule!!!"

>join group to of pretty much the same betas as you
>decide to kill them
>get kicked
Then tell them this isn't ISIS.

I would like an invite to the PC crew. SC: Seuras.

Also somehow my post got deleted; no clue why.

Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs killed this general.

I'm always up for heisting with crew members. You should ask around.

I'm the poorfag who asked about buying an office in the previous thread. I already bought it and after grinding Headhunter+Sightseer for a few hours I have enough money to buy the cheapest warehouse (the 250k one).
Should I buy it or wait till I have enough money to buy one of the vehicle warehouses? Which one is more profitable if you don't have shit beside the office?

La Mesa every time.
Cheap, Good location (right next to the highway), tends to be quiet most of the time.

THE PLANE CARGO DELIVERY IS GLITCHED NOT ONLY DID THE MARKERS GLITCH AND NOT REGISTER THE DELIVERIES BUT THE SESSION KICKED ME OFF LEFT ME ON MY OWN

Sorry should have elaborated on this post a bit more.

Get the La Mesa vehicle warehouse, vehicle missions require no upfront investment, more profitable and require less work. There is a small investment when delivering but that is scaled on how much of an investment you choose to put in.

Add me to the PC group, please daddy!!!!
SC: DCDitek

Decided a few days ago I was never doing cargo again because of the intermittent bugs on plane drops

>remember I have 6 crates
>fuck it money is money
>Plane drop
*sigh*
>get in plane
>1st drop goes well
>markers disappear
>of-fucking-course
>head back to airport to land
>empty the jerry can around the fucker and watch it burn

Never again

Slamvan (Custom)
Sanctus
AP
Space

yep

if you dont listen to rebel radio you are everything wrong with this world

Thank you very much.

>Parents be 50's
>Into 1950's rock'n'roll/rockabilly since their teens.
>Grew up listening to that stuff.
>Someone from the crew turns it over to that station while we're returning from a vehicle cargo delivery.
>find that my foot is tapping to it and I'm singing.

fug

IVE BEEN LIVING IN A BOX

IVE BEEN LIVING IN A CARDBOARD BOX

youtube.com/watch?v=LEHqOfKeabc

What's the easiest way to make money online alone at the start? I've just been robbing the stores 17 so far.

doing adversary modes if theres any right now

Car deliveries every 45 minutes (Grab and sell Felon GTs), do that Simeon car delivery, do heists, get on some crew action and should help you make a decent amount of dosh.

Learn to fly buzard.
Get gtag nerd to be your CEO.
Like a dedicated servant, be his (in my case her) slave.
get 500k in 3-4 hours.

Do whichever game modes gives double RP and money and also get some VIP to invite you to his organization, you'll get 5k once every 10 minutes or so (and it increases by 500 every time you help him do crate-ralted missions) and if you do the VIP jobs with him you can get 20k in like 10 minutes.

It could be worse. Imagine some fuckwad changing the radio to radio nig-santos

sc?

Yep

>Vice City is the only game with a decent burrito radio

I'll come lookin' for you with Haitians, motherfucker.

Will I get BTFO in heists? I haven't done one before is there a learning curve?

Did you do the SP Heists? They are pretty much the same shit and even if you fuck up it doesn't take too much to learn how to do things properly.
Be warned though, if you do them with randoms be prepared to deal with extremely retarded people.

whats your social club name

I'd partner up with crew members and listen to what they say, they're not hard but it does help to know what you're doing.

Random shitter heists tend to go wrong 85% of the time.

Add me and I'll help you with heists if you're on tomorrow.

Interpol

>both front and rear windshield spattered with blood and a bullet hole to stop the driver
>right headlight smashed before I even arrived at the car
>no cost

well ok

Oh man it's like the car is winking at the camera

Yeah I've done the SP ones a few times. Well at least if others are being retarded I won't feel guilty if I fuck up.

ps4? I don't have a mic.

Ahhh sorry, I assumed you were on PC for some reason.

Retard question

One the car recovery missions where its driving around a circuit is there a better way to get car than filling it with bullets trying to kill the driver?

Im usually good at finding easier ways but im yet to discover one for this one

I snipe the driver with 1 bullet from far down one of the straights.

Just hear what the fucking mission control NPC is telling you and the game instructions and don't drive like a retard and you will already be better than most of the randoms I have met while doing heists.

Gah! Obviously!

Ill give that a try next time.

*and read the game instructions

nw thanks anyway

think I can manage that, I should probably buy an assault rifle first though still only using the pistol.

Just be cautious in firefights, git gud at driving (keep your cool), read the instructions at the bottom of the screen and listen to what the Heist boss is telling you on the way to a setup.

That's literally all there is to it

You'll be given all the weapons you need before the heists, save your money.

>phoenix
>enduro
>pump shotgun
>rebel radio

Mamba Topless
Avarus
Combat MG
VBR

shit really? thanks. I wanted to spend it on tattoos anyway.

cool thanks, mostly been playing battlefield so been having lots of firefights. I'm decent at driving since I already played it alot on ps3 and PC. Kinda wish I never played it on ps3 though looks much better on 4 (obviously).

>Elegy Retro Custom
>Drag
>Special Carbine
>Flylo

ITT: Post a feature you wish Cockstar would add but you know it will never happen.

Dual-wielding and being able to shoot an MG from a convertible.

Hunter.
Then again I'd be the most OP fucker out there besides jets.

Sex minigames.

Cooking food

Currently:
$50 - gobble
$75 - coitus
$100 - ????

What do you think it is lads?

anal

Anal or no condom.

>paying 100 bucks for aids

>Bongs and alcohol in every purchasable house.
We're already degenerates, might as well not deal with rubbers.

handholding

>holding Joacims hand
>greens hand
>mischis hand
>nirahs hand
please make this happen

Guardian
Manchez
Special Carbine
Non stop pop (fuck off I dont care)

i hate you cat

Can someone post that pic of the comfy rally circuit around the width of the middle of the map.

Hey, I'm semi new and I'd like an invite to the PC crew: theIcyWind

blacklisted moron i remember you fuck off

Who the fuck are you? I haven't done anything to anyone

>Luxury Yachts you can chill out on.
>Luxury Jet you can chill out on.
>Luxury Helicopters you can chill out on.
>No RVs or buses with modeled interiors you can chill out in.
Why?

Can't just ask you to pay 4M on an RV and a bus

Anymore updates for this game or

Valentine's Day will determine

The newswire basically confirmed more updates just not when. I'm also not sure if we are getting any Valentine's Day stuff this year. I can only speculate if we are, there is going to be an announcement tomorrow

What cars other than the ones from Cunning Stunts can I modify to resemble rally cars?

funto

Kuruma

Sultan RS

Stirling GT

warrener, rusty rebel, brawler

>Osiris
>Double T
>Pistol .50
>Space 103.2

i hate randoms
i hate randoms
i hate randoms
i hate randoms
i hate randoms

Can i get a invite to the PC crew?

SC: Kaghros

Esskey is the most aesthetic bike.

You're the most aesthetic town bicycle, nerd.