/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

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Give me one reason why it shouldn't get merged?.

Give me one reason why it should be merged.

All of the people who approved of harse's hair sprite disprove of this change
Hmm

>want to play a comfy DJ round
>everything under the sun tries to stop me

Felt bad man

Give me on reason why it should be merged.

...

I don't have any reasons why it should be merged.
I guess it shouldn't be merged, then.

Th for hot potato

shit man, where you noah?
sorry for crushing you with the pirate shuttle

>same song keeps playing over and over on the sound systems
>oh god it's so awful I want it to end
>it never ends

where did everyone's plastic bags go?

That fired way too often

I don't think there is a way to control the pulse rate for the AAC.

I really wish that atmos autists would stop doing this shit. It effectively fucks telecoms for the rest of the round if someone messes with atmos at all.

Why don't they just fucking say over comms that something is wrong with the air, or better yet, just let people look at the air alarms and figure it out for themselves. Really obnoxious when all you can see in chat is "ATMOS IS FUCKED WEAR INTERNALS PLS" x 99 and anything of actual importance is lost in the sea of shit.

I wonder why

>wanted to figure how to open lockboxes after the changes
>decide to open an upload box because I've never messed with an upload before really
>upload a bunch of pointless laws because i'm not antag so i can't do anything dangerous
>permabrigged, well yeah i deserved that
>hos keeps coming in to harass me
>fucking tries to eat my foot
>steals my premium havana cigar
>i steal his baton, stun him, and take my cigar back
>a borg breaks us up
>get out in time to get on the shuttle
Sorry AI, I know having a bunch of stupid laws is a pain. But, I thought that suspicious quotes law was actually pretty funny.

>macahuitls merged
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
shirtless greypants militia gimmick soon fellow stalkers
someday

What if head borers could only synthesize chemicals beyond basic tricordrazine after tasting them in the host's blood, to learn them?

What if head borers were just chem dispsensers with the host's body as their loaded beaker, so you'd have to quickly mix toxic shit together and risk some of it being metabolized to get healing chems, requiring both speed and chem knowledge?

Just throwing ideas out to see what people think.

Destroying comms is not a good idea.

>Atmos
>Not the most important thing on the station.

youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0&t

I have no idea.

>sign up for CMO 40 minutes in
>2 doctors 2 chemists 1 geneticist this shouldn't be too bad
>1 doctors braindead the other doesn't want to work neither chemist is making meds
>assistants are breaking in repeatedly
>get sleep toxin'd by an assistant because ???

Thank god for those two medical borgs.

While I wasn't the AI that round, I love stupid laws when I'm AI. Being silly is fun. Being silly in a position of power is very fun.

When are we rebasing to CowRP?

Mediborgs were the only competent medical staff this round period.

How do you tell someone you think you love them /ss13g/?

Don't

Yo, no props for giving you super power?
Shows you that people only remember the negative.
:^(

No I'm just tired and don't want to write it all. Your injectors were great and you did very good last round.

But I can't go on like this, I don't know what to do. Emotions are hard.

Can people stop saying I am part of the metaclub now

You're still one of the worst waifufags on the server.

I did the best I could. Lets see what went wrong to prevent me from being up to your expectations.

1. Chemists after making the utmost basics left chemistry and either disappeared or kept getting themselves killed
2. Someone dumped the plasma and we didn't have any left to make more cryo mix
3. The IAA kept slipping people with banana peels
4. Someone kept turning on a hacked cleanbot that shit blood everywhere then tracking it around
5. The IAA, despite being perfectly healthy, jumped in cryo until the mix was entirely used up.
6. An assistant slipped me and put me in cryo then sleep tox'd me.
7. Graytide hacked open doors and broke open windoors.
8. Someone before I arrived dragged a gibber in and gibbed the corpses despite there being a beaker of clonex next to the cloner.
9. Those corpses weren't used for the cloner.
10. Xenomorphs
11. Surgical tools stolen repeatedly.
12. I got honey from the botanists and a paramedic broke into chemistry, dumped the beaker, and made Dex+ (which was already in the fridge) so he could go space walking without a suit

Probably some more stuff that I've blanked out on

Sure thing kiddo

>oh its vamps, and one (or two?) already got caught, this will probably be a quiet shift
>death
>death
>death

wonder how many of them were even vamp related, probably not a whole lot considering I haven't seen any bodies with sings of being succ'd

>become firstborn borer, Primary Isis on the tradeship
>trader says he will sell me
>shit dude I'm not an object to be sold
>get sold to someone named Wendy
>they go afk and when they come back they go to get a refund because they think I left
>start talking after they get their money back because slavery is wrong and they should keep their money
>tell them about how we should teach the trader the error of their ways
>Wendy starts to repeat my lines and it seems to be going well
>plasmaman comes in and pays for brain transplant
>have to go back to tradebase for stuff
>while the trader does surgery wendy RUSHES THE FUCK IN THERE and goes all space PETA on the place and ends up causing the death of one borer
>she gets cornered and then opens the plasma tank while shouting borers are not slaves and stuff like that
>I'm just sitting there trying to keep her from dying and I'm contemplating what the fuck just happened
>trader eventually ends her
>trader flies back
>see megaman guy walk into the ship
>abandon vox and start running with her
>BORER COME BACK
>enter megaman and shout RUN
>tell them how the trader treats us like items for sale
>should I beat his shit in?
>you should ask my previous host
>beaten bloody

Wendy you crazy maniac

my own borer told me spare you, but I knew you had a part in trying to gas me
would have totally stomped your shit in as soon as you jumped out of your host if I didn't have a borer as well

>Roll chemist, don't want chemist.
> No HoP
>Ask for retardation, get it
>Die
>Find dead clown
>Become clown
>Get PAI for unlimited banana works
>Slipping, slipping EVERYWHERE
>MD has had enough, I don't blame him
>Tries to valid me
>Give him a wild ride on the cryo tubes while a mediborg just watches
>Eventually die on shuttle after some yakkety sax

Hope you don't Metagrudge me Roscoe. Youre a good HoS.

>make purposefully bad change that would never be merged
>SEE IT DIDNT GET MERGED!!
Was getting banned part of your plan?

Emilia is just retarded and trying new ways to attentionwhore.

I didn't try to gas you or have a part in it, wendy fucking ran in there like a beast when I was trying to tell her what to say, man I wanted to teach you the error of your ways and teach you how borers are people too, not fucking turn the tables and brutally maul your shit, I'm not barbaric

>miningpig publicly speaks out against silicons and the silicon metaclub
>vouches for nerfing validborgs
>he's the only one who gets denied from being an admin because of "concerns" while all the silent goyim get accepted
I think there is a metaclub, lads. A silicon metaclub.

Jesus Christ that's despicable. Go shit up somewhere that isn't your department.

But of course!

Literally nobody besides Miningpig would keep track of this information, Miningpig

but I'm not miningpig, you're miningpig, miningpig

Nice try miningpig, making miningpig look like miningpig you almost got away with it too if it weren't for miningpig

What if the real miningpig was inside of us all along

>Join round as xenobiologist.
>Forgot to change my job title.
>RND is being done.
>Go to HOP's desk for a new job, thinking about janitor.
>I decide to do telescience anyways .
>A skeleton coworker tries to flash me but It doesn't work, ignore him.
>Turns out he was a vampire and somehow my goggles or space helmet kept me safe.
>Teleport a person or two normally people screaming about vampires.
>Our spacepod mechanic is in trouble.
>After the RD teaches me how to fucking switch Z levels I'm teleported in for the rescue.
>Grab them from their space pod.
>Send the rd money to know I need to come back.
>Turns out I calibrated it wrong despite it working fine earlier.
>After some fiddling we get back.
>Get them medical attention because Rusisans are evil.
>Decide to go to derelict for that illegal research and I really fucking like syndi suits.
>Get the good shit from derelict.
>Dump it off have the toolboxes reluctantly analyzed.
>Nag the geneticist to use the "God Emperor" apperance disk on me.
>He does it.
>I keep my shit robo limbs however I'm now a turkish man with a bomb ass name.
>Talk to Mitch about his upload console, have a chuckle.
>Go to check on xenobio.
>THEY'RE FUCKING LOOSE.
>Security guard manages to save me from a blob.
>I fuck around slipping on banna peels and trying to help the best I can.
>Find a genetics powers syringe on the floor.
>No longer have to breath and I'm now invisobill with mind powers.
>Apparently xenos are spotted.
>Keep an eye out for kidnapped people.
>The xenomorphs seem to have been a non issue.
>Finally get fed up with slipping.
>Considering teleporting the clown into a fucking death chamber.
>Refrain.
>Head to escape still slipping.
>Join the clown lynch mob.
Good round RD was a bro, shame our skeleton coworker was a dirty vampire. And the other one enjoys uploading silly laws. Still had a wonderful time in telescience and will hope to do it again some time.

That's insane, I don't have silicon opinions or bias, I don't even play them.

>roundstart
>guy rushes up to my department and starts ranting about how i'm a fucking awful person

get metagrudged faggot

>randomname every round
>it still happens

All of the cultists but me and two others sucked that round.

>summoning in cargo and not a maint room

>The shilling worked
>Bay seems like a legitimately fun server that'd offer me a fresh look at ss13

Gonna go hang out there for a while, will bring back the gift of cool features and good RP

Shut up harse

WE WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE SUMMONING IN CARGO IF PEOPLE HADN'T FUCKED OFF SOMEWHERE, WE HAD SO MUCH FUCKING TIME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

> hey guys there's a teleport to the vox shuttle at the vox base where there's literally no one doing anything
only two people used it the whole shift in the first five minutes after I set it up

>everyone is in the circle
>one of them is a dead vox
I SWEAR, YOU PEOPLE

This holy shit
We had enough people for so long and we would've had plenty of time but some faggot in the first responder jacket was like "let's go raid sec" and 4 people run out the room and the rest were like NO COME BACK SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

speaking of which
> run into cargo
> doors close behind me
> no access
> use an EMP rune
> touch the door
> instahusked
never again

>going to the vox base after the AI called out the vox traders as cultists on common
Am I the only one that listens to the radio?

We had nine people in cargo (not counting the dead guy) but one of you fucks left to go "free two cultists from the brig" and no one wanted to stand next to the rune I am so fucking salt over this.

It's funny because it was still summoning, even with him dead.

>get converted mid-round
>my book doesn't have the necessary runes to teleport to that location OR communicate
>several seconds after being converted sec tases me and throws me in solitary confinement for the rest of the round.

Base sounded cool btw.

no, it wasn't they couldn't at all activate it, due to him being dead

Nobody cares about your shitty cult base holy fuck the AI sold you out and the rest of us were trying to summon Narsie but all we needed was functional human beings.

>A detective is at your base in an atmos suit and a jetpack the exact moment you come back after being gone for 30 minutes

FUCK RNGESUS.

Wasn't me, everyone is on their own level and needs a learning chance. That is the reason I keep cult off these days.

>go full retard-dwarf mode and start shouting at you over the radio
>actually end up killing and eating you before you could summon with ghosts

Is the implication here that summoning in the cargo bay without even any cut cameras was somehow a better option that going somewhere that has no silicons, is easily defensible, is one of the most remote locations on the map, and can move to/from the station at will?

You have to summon nar'sie on the station level or you gib

>assistant
>get dream signed in the middle of the hallway during a lasergun fight
>dragged into main and toolboxed to death
bravo

I don't think you understand how much of a hawk that AI was. The fact that we were in cargo in such a large group for so long was a miracle.

if only we could move the shuttle to the station level

>detective and chaplain get kidnapped round start, save detective and capture the cultists but lose chaplain
>the two cultists begin bickering
>the two cultists to knife fight to the death
>winner later defeats the HoS with nothing but a bar of soap
>HoP dies in medbay, run in to see two downed officers, some gibs and a mad secborg who arrested the present staff
>one is an obvious cultist, spend an hour killing it because dion and no burn sources
>bring the two officers back around, they'd just been chloralled.
>glue the HoPs head to it, defib to make a frankenHoP
>detective wheels in with a missing foot, grab one of the HoP's feet from the gib pile and go to operate
>just as I go to start, they yell they saw the person who did it to them
> shuttle arrives, tase and drag both onboard
>summary execution, detective makes a spear to put their head on
Chaotic round, but I got most of the boys home alive, and that's the important part.

And get fucked up the ass when you have only one escape route?

>needs to respond
Shut up harse

>lawyer
>see a poor sap with a syndicate balloon glued to his hand
>grab a circle saw and cut his hand off, then put it back with ghetto surgery in the back room of the bar
>bring it to sec to put in the evidence room
>HoS grabs it
>saw her hand off too
>ask for a trial for the detainees
>"no"
>go drink at the bar
>bartender is missing
>go back to security to try again
>"no"
>complain to centcomm about the obvious violation of basic rights
>no response
>fuck around at bar more
>grab shotgun from bar
>get a coffin from the chapel and a shotgun shell from cargo and then head back to my office
>write suicide note and put that with a space law handbook in my coffin
>say my last words and pull the trigger
Lawyer with stubborn sec is suffering

Was the AI subverted at any point?
Because the AI shocked my department's door and insta-killed me where I was later cloned in medbay and converted.

heey, i saw you kill yourself! jolly good work, lad. good touch with the sawn off

Thank you, I try my best.

this isn't true now and it wasn't true within a minute of the PR being opened
nice try

Sorry to deny you fun, but it was two cultists who already tried to murder the detective and succeeded in killing the chaplain. What little security there was were swamped dealing with it and there wasn't room for a trial.

there is always room for a trial
always.

Guys, we had like 3 minutes of a full cargo and for some obscure reason, people keept leaving, then we almost had a full 9 in library shaft but some retardeds forgot they sensors on

That really pissed me

It's okay, I understand.

Avada, Emilia, Rin, Rina
Fuck, Marry, Kill, Befriend
Go

Kill myself

>janicart HoPcurity
>gets fucking owned by cult
>complains in deadchat and calls his partners utter shit
>as the janicart HoPcurity
what