>What is Conan Exiles? Conan Exiles is a survival game made by the devs of Age of Conan, and it's currently on the Early Access fun ride.
>Official Premium Veeky Forums Servers old server : 167.114.159.112:7927 (Veeky Forums videogames) new server : 69.162.126.51:7777 (Veeky Forums hyena funhouse)
>Server not showing in the list? Go to your Properties for Conan Exiles on Steam, and open the Launch Options, then type in : +connect 167.114.159.112:7927 or +connect 69.162.126.51:7777
>Helpful hint of the day Don't go north of the southern river until you have full armor and are at least Level 10.
>old server new IP if anyone cares: 104.143.12.130:7927
Zachary Rodriguez
IT BEGINS
YOU WILL BE RAPED
PEOPLE WILL BE HAVING SEXYTIMES IN BUSHES
PEOPLE WILL BE RAPED BY THE WILDLIFE
YOU WILL BE RAPED
NIPPLERINGS
LEWD CLOTHES
GANGRAPES IN THE STREETS
RAPE EVERYWHERE
WELCOME TO CONAN MOTHERFUCKER
NO ONE WILL BE SAVED
Wyatt Carter
Snek Dick
Samuel Gray
I'm still looking for people to join us clovered autist on a public server.
Lincoln Lopez
>tfw no big strong husbando to protect me from the savage rapists >tfw will never forage for berries and maintain his castle while he is out on a hunt
Oliver Johnson
dont let your dreams be dreams. lots of guys in my clan that would be your husbando.
Juan Gomez
Will they keep me safe from the savages and build us a fire to keep us warm through the night?
Leo Bell
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Jose Rivera
>want protection >go out and forage ???
Lincoln Perez
Well obviously my husbando has holocausted all of the savages in the immediate area of the fort before going on the hunt
Zachary Martinez
QUICK POST BASES
Brayden Campbell
Oh they were wiped out once. My mistake. No way they can come back then.
Samuel Butler
more than that
Samuel Rogers
>join vg server >roll character >"strangling a money lender" kek
Julian Lewis
started up one yesterday but then I had to kill it rip
Adam Martin
>building on the ground. gross Cliff side is the meta right now and is maximum comfy too
Christopher Clark
b-but that is a cliff
Robert Williams
yeah with access from the ground. just takes someone with steel to rip right through those walls... building on a cliff side or on top of a mesa you can't walk up means you just need to collapse stairs and your base is safe.
Grayson Reed
>building the wall that close to the metal ores I bet you even despawned them.
Jonathan Diaz
why would someone want to rip through my walls?
ores are irrelevant, and even so, there's thousands in this area problem was despawning all the NPCs behind despite having good space away, so it had to be kill
Ian Russell
Man and here i thought i was the only one who thought of doing that.
Nicholas Green
It's established as meta and literally impervious(no fun allowed) to any attempt at attack beyond godly intervention.
Ian Foster
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Juan Cooper
a built up stone base like that is easy pickings. half the dura on my sword and pick for all that metal and tar. easy benefit.
Robert Lopez
>all that metal and tar wut metal and tar don't even need doors on the comfy server
Nathan Powell
How are structures held up in this game? Can you fuck up this tower by taking out all the bottom walls? If yes, would it need to be all of them, or does it currently follow the model of ten thousand tons can stand as long as there is an unbroken connection to a single block on the ground? I want to play ace of spades right about now
Juan Lopez
From what I can tell just by experimentation, foundation blocks like foundations, walls, or columns provide a numerical "support value" that decays by an amount the further away from the foundation you get.
If you cut down the pillars in the middle, chunks of the ceiling that require the support value from those pillars would collapse.
This is all an assumption though.
Gavin Cooper
That is how it works. You can see the support value by equipping the repair hammer. I think 20 is the minimal value anything can have.
Hunter Flores
How do I check how many players are in the server I'm playing on?
Joseph Edwards
when is hard benis come to game?
Jayden Davis
>don't even need doors on the comfy server That's because no one is playing on your server
Camden Perry
aha, the key to beating cheater rhinos, swing up
Hudson Peterson
The one thing that really stops me wanting to invest time in a game like this is the idea that the server you play on will either be cancer, become cancer later, or whoever is paying for the server just decides to stop.
Really wish they had some kind of MMO megaserver system instead.
Gavin Ward
>mmo No
Leo Kelly
by the time that happens you'll be ready to take a break or start over.
Christian Wood
Powerleveled on a server using those reddit guides. So easy. Anybody who builds tier 1 bases are probably actually retarded and deserve to have them shredded.
Unless you're using a cliff base, which is okay, but definitely nowhere near as aesthetic.
Camden Rogers
well done, user, you've won!
Easton Gomez
>play on hyena >steel weps >retards blaming each other for getting attacked at river cuz i'm wearing light armor and wrecking them all >robbing everyone's bark for more steel
Wyatt Stewart
>guide says to go to stygger town >there's at least 4 people clearing the city
Zachary Foster
>check guides >it turns out I've done everything shit and I'm already lvl 12
Maybe it's time to make a new character.
Noah Walker
>using guides >not just going in blind and playing by feel for muh RP
Ryan Ward
>Found out strength is useless after dumping into it >Same with bows/Crossbows and dumping into accuracy Are Agility and Vitality really the only 2 important stats?
it's literally front page of conan exiles subreddit for past two days, triangles and circles. that tower design is direct copy of diagram.
Jose Hall
How did you make those pillars? Did you make ladders for yourself then just removed it afterwards?
Levi Powell
>people bitch about ark tames >these thralls have been cooking for 10 hours
Logan Martin
I assume you don't have to actually pay attention to the thralls once they are on the wheel or whatever the fuck it's called and you can just fuck off and come back whenever. If this isn't the case then who the fuck decided 10 hour times was a good idea.
In ark you can't just leave the nigga laying there unconscious with some food in its inventory. If you don't actively pay attention, your potential tame is going to get fucked by either other dinos or the nigga is just going to wake up and go about its business.
Before anyone jumps on me for being wrong on Conan's system, I merely monitor the thread and occasionally shitpost. I don't actually own Conan.
Aaron Bailey
>Start up and check servers >No server has over 40 players, almost none have more than 15 >Awful ping everywhere >Everything is 10x XP and harvest >Join a server >Game lags to fucking hell and back on the lowest settings even on a decent computer >NPCs quantum teleporting across the land, immune to melee, but even their misses hit you >Zero indication that you can pick things up, crafting menu is strangely laggy
Goddamnit
Xavier Rodriguez
I had that experience when playing on a 14 ping server. But for some reason, playing on hyena funhouse (150 ping) was fine. There was some teleportation, but nothing that made the game unplayable.
Joseph Bennett
Nope, you just toss some food and a thrall in a wheel and ,leave them until they are done training. Same as crafting anything else, really.
I think it's the huge amount of structures being loaded in at once that makes you freeze/get lagspikes
Oliver Long
What are you talking about? I am but a fair maiden unfit for wandering this harsh world. If you would not have me by your side then do not cast me out into the dunes, but cast me into your dungeons so that I may have some semblance of peace and shelter in imprisonment.
Austin Gutierrez
subs are the worst
Aiden Brooks
Oh, so you rather a queen than maiden in your castle huh? Well I guess I can try that too.
You better let me into our castle right now or else I'm going to blow a hole in the wall and throw your harem of dancers into the hyena pit. Now open up and go make me a fucking steel crown.
Logan Ramirez
That's not ideal but at least it's better than a sub. Gratz user.
John Gray
Thanks, I aim to improve my waifu shitposting skills a little bit every day.
Leo Parker
can you make a stairway to heaven?
Michael White
Holy fuck, the key bindings tell me nothing
Why can't I equip my brand new pick? Why am I stuck in 3rd person?
You can laugh, but just point me in the right direction, I must have missed the tutorial
Brayden Jackson
Just become a waifu, don't be a shitposter, noone likes a shitposter!
Connor Bennett
Evens play conan, odds, jerk off
Matthew Cox
All waifus ARE shitposters by default though, user.
Especially the IRL women.
Charles Harris
>hold my hand because I'm too retarded to play video games.
Kys senpai You'd be nothing but a burden for anybody you play with.
Oliver Myers
B-but user, I don't know if I can just quit shitposting cold turkey. After all, shitposting can sometimes be fun.
I guess you're right though, and I'll just direct my efforts to be the best waifu I can be!
Aiden Morales
>the key bindings tell me nothing >tutorial holy fuck people these days. What the fuck ever happened to slapping all the buttons on your keyboard to see what each one does? Tutorials were a mistake
Blake Edwards
I did that you colossal nigger, fucking pressing 1 doesn't equip the axe, what fucking requirement beyond having the axe and pushing the fucking button did I miss?
Ayden White
Is your keyboard plugged in?
Mason Brooks
If you're stuck in the vanity camera, press v. Otherwise press p (i think) ,use the scroll wheel) or relog. For the other part, is the pick on your hotbar? If not, put it there. If yes, press the button or relog. If shit fucks up, a relog or 4 tend to fix it.
Asher Williams
I can move and use other keys just fine. Craft stuff just fine, add to bar, then number keys don't work
John Brown
Sounds like you need a new CPU. All those actions are governed by the server while actually selecting tools is done on the client. Your CPU is fucking up somewhere along the line and not properly processing your request to equip an axe.
Gavin Myers
OK I built a new computer but now there's a dick on my FEMALE character!
tl;dr generally the most powerful stat spread is 20str, 15agi, 40vit, 10grit, str does make a significant difference in the cheap level range, but if you want to take points out of something to get some encumb you take it down to 15str
Henry Cox
readd the pick to your toolbar
Kevin Collins
Will they add snowy mountains, snowy plains and tundra?
Will they add temperature?
I want to build a big fort in the snowy mountains and see the jungle niggers freeze to death as I sit in my snownigger fort comfy by the fire.
Blake Gomez
more maps in development
haven't heard that they would
Kevin Watson
WOW! Thanks for smashing my workbenches that were full of NOTHING and my chests with lots of STONE. I really CAN'T WAIT to farm all that STONE and WOOD again, I might as well do it with a dildo up my ass.
Jack Rogers
>Will they add snowy mountains, snowy plains and tundra?
Yes they specifically mentioned a snow region
>Will they add temperature?
Unknown
Jayden White
what are the corners of the world like? invisible walls or mountains? i want to hide there
Mason Russell
You chose to play on there, so deal with it you fucking nerd.
John Powell
Ghost wall that kills you if you touch it
It's a part of the lore, the bracelet traps you in this region, and at the start of the game when the bat monster flies off you find a corpse under it with a note that describes seeing people with different colored bracelets on the other side of the north wall, implying you're on some magic grid of exile or some shit.
Joshua Ortiz
its green and glows so you will notice where they are
Alexander Torres
took me 10 hours of playing until i realized there's notes and waterskin around the spawn and that's only after i found some pleb's corpse who couldn't have crafted a waterskin on his own
Robert Bennett
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John Bailey
More importantly, why hyena doesn't show from my list of servers? I need to use steam to enter it.
Sebastian Morris
Server list is region locked. If you're from Europe you won't be able to see American servers