/owg/ - Overwatch General

How about you fags talk about the game rather than shitpost about fictional characters that have no relevance or significance. Do you even own this game?

Depends on the range

Mei's fucked, but she might escape or stall untill help arrives.
If she gets the drop and starts freezing Soldier before he notices her, Soldiers dead.

>ana still not nerfed

Why? What is their fucking thought process that a hero who is picked in LITERALLY EVERY MATCH is not unbalanced???

I WANT TO FUCK WIDOW

That tasty (you) made me feel funny...

Fareeha Amari

I wanna kiss that smug ass bitch

post more cute bois
>expecting blizzard to be able to balance anything ever
It's not that they wont it's that they do not have the capacity to. Any WoW glad would tell you that.

Ok. Im glad about roadhog nerfs and that tiny winston buff since he is my main. Now it's your turn.

Me too.

Her, Rein, and Lucio are on every team.

>the game characters have nothing to do with the game

(You) could have tried a more intelligent shitpost.

You can only fuck widow once you finish a 4000+SR game with 70% scoped critical accuracy.

>playing Competitive
>get game in Nepal
>win first 2 rounds
>not a stomp but my team is clearly controlling the fights
>end up losing third round
>enemy team gets their shit together and we end up losing 2 to 3

I don't know why I put myself through this.
I thought I got misplaced in Gold and that I belonged in Plat, but seems like I got misplaced in Gold because I actually belong in Silver.

>boys
How young we talking here?

New Year loot boxes drop rates suck, or is it just me?

>mfw I can achieve that
>but in gold, maybe in plat if you give me a few days and good luck

>roadhog nerfs
Where

WE'RE IN BABY

Anyone here want to start a competitive team?

[spoilet]I have no friends.[/spoiler]

>that feel when the game gives you unwinnable matches and you just keep deranking and deranking

W-what kinda ranks are we talking about here

Male genitalia age
>"nerf" hook
>buff spread
these retards couldn't unfuck their dicks from each other's assholes long enough to do anything right.

>First for best Desi
Also when does anyone know when the ptr patch goes live?

What's wrong here?

t. Silvertard

Platinum

Ladies and gentlemen i present to you blackinese mei

WoWfag and HSfag here, can confirm Blizzard sucks dick at balancing. You'll never get the smorgasbord of equally viable characters, you'll get a rotation of characters who are broken as shit for a few months, then they rotate that group out for new ones. Rogues and Warlocks for Mages and Priests in WoW, Hunters to Paladins to Shamans in HS.

Plat grouped with a Diamond. Normally the only time you get someone way lower than you in a game is if someone better than you pairs with their inbred friend.

In this game neither of them should be in the game, but they are.

Sadly I have no formed fetuses, so how about baby making instead?

No user, thats an abortion

McCree is not only a cowboy, but a cool cowboy!
French Girl Widowmaker skin when?

>cool cowboy

In the 21st century there is no such thing.

Fuck you're right

I wonder how fucking fucked they got

I accept your substitution.
holy fuck
someone drew this and thought it looked good enough to post on the internet?
Her fanart is far, FAR better than her ingame model. So much autism in one character.

I'm unranked right now getting ranked thou. I was high plat last season and 59 b4 that.
are voice coms req?

Extremely fucked. We couldn't even push it to the second point on Hollywood.

I fucking hate this game and its matchmaking

They made better picks with better synergy than you and the rest of your team.
Also the icon stays even if you drop outbid the rank, so anyone in that game including you can be lower

pfff McCree is living proof.

I'm getting there

>they made better picks
this is why OW will never be a serious competitive game.

>queue for next game
>5 stack of ponyfags
>ragtag mix of one master and 4 diamonds

back to diamond for me

>Roadhog
>• Scrap Gun
>> • Spread decreased by 20%
>• Chain Hook
>> • Targets are now pulled to a location 3.5 meters away, up from 2 meters.
>> • Cooldown increased from 6 to 8

>Winston
>• Critical hit volume reduced by 15%

Be honest /owg/

Do you vote yourself if you get a card?

If it's more impressive than the rest of my team's cards then yes. Alternatively if I'm the only one on my team to have a card, yes.

>MUH PICKRATES
because they think morons like you are the source of all the complaints
"shes popular" is not a valid point
valid points would be her grenade having too much utility meaning theres basically no bad time to use it, her sleep dart being an effective instakill in any organized environment because any number of players can offload damage onto you during the wakeup animation, her ult having no realistic counter aside from having your own ana also with a mirror ult or landing aforementioned broken as fuck sleep dart, on top of this her heal range being better than any other character in the game, her hps being through the fucking roof even without the grenade boost, her being borderline unkillable in 1v1 situations due to the combination of having a stun, self heal and fantastic raw damage output, et fucking cetera
learn the game before you whine, you make reasonable complainants look retarded through association

>OW will never be a serious competitive game.
Good.

I honestly never had an problem with her in game model. People over exaggerated the way she looked because of her jawline, which isn't even an issue. Besides her ass and thighs top tier

I don't think those stats mean shit

There's nothing wrong with posting about the characters, user! I think the fact that so many people can love and relate to them is a good thing!

Where do you find this information?

Idc long as people don't yell on mic.

Official girl ranking
1 Mercy
2. Widow
3.Ana
4,pharah
5.dva
6.tracer
7.sombra
8.sym
9.mei
10.zarya
everything else is wrong

>Super Shimada Bros
>A 2 stack went full weeb mode
>they REEEEEEE'd when we lost

That was amusing

Theres literally nothing fun about playing against Roadhog

I mean that W/L is pretty crazy, user

If I feel like I did well and it was a card people should vote for

35% of team damage? 40 enemies hacked? 40% team healing? More people should vote on impressive cards like these.

>do I like the team?
No. I vote for the most helpful/competent
>were they shits that could barely coordinate and just fucked off the objective
If I hadn't left the match by the end, then fuck yes

Official girl ranking

Elder god tier: Widowmaker

God tier: All others except

Shit tier: mei

>that Bloo
I want to hug the smug all night.

PTR servers are fun. More people should try it.

No, but I rarely vote for others and withhold my vote for if someone votes for me, so I don't look like a typical salty shitter who solo-votes for himself.

>someone drew this and thought it looked good enough to post on the internet?
No, Someone drew it and thought it made them a superior human being, so they put it on the internet.

Its conventional to have the best at 1 and worst at 10. You seem to have yours the wrong way around

I knew the niggers should not be trusted

Protip: best girls pout.

meant to reply to

posting best girl

WIsh I knew 3DSMax to make stuff like this

>tfw you get 50+% healing and one person votes for you

Mei is cute though.

I'm seriously triggered by your list formatting.

It's also conventional not to be a fucking retard but here you are.

Who knows how Quick Rank is calculated. I don't play D.Va very much, but it thinks I'm 94% compared with your 90%.

YouTube a tutorial.

Official Husbando tier list

1. McCree
2. Reinhardt
3. Zenyatta
4. Torbjorn
5. Bastion
6. Lucio
7. Junkrat
8. Soldier 76
9. Winston
10. Roadhog
11. Hanzo
12. Genji
13. Reaper

Shit's a bit more complicated than being covered by a tutorial
I might give it a try though once I've had enough of SFM

>currently on a 12 game winstreak
Thats including a couple of ctf matches. The matchmaking gods were kind today

99.9% of time

I'm curious, why are Bastion and Torbjorn so high while Reaper is at the bottom?

Why are Genji and Reaper so low?
I feel like they both have more personality than McCree.

Fuck McCree.

>custom games
>a lot of 'quake' pharah named games
>they all have super insane projectile speed and do a trillion damage
You know, the rockets in quake aren't frighteningly fast, or anything. They're more of a zoning tool, or a way to guarantee a kill when your opponent is stuck in a corner of whatever.
There's an interesting divide in how we remember things, and how they really are.

Well now

I have once or twice but it feels unsportsmanlike.

Anyone use (or even like) Genji here?
I've put in 8 hours with him and climbed to 2400+ in competitive (started at 1200). Had some really fun and intense matches as well as some very cooperative and supportive teammates tonight.
Really want his Oni Skin now.

this guy gets it

Yeah the stat trackers are super fucky for this game. According to Master Overwatch, the top ten best DVa players have played her for less than two hours.

Overbuff

really would like to see more/read more of pharah having a tough time

but Genji is a girl
and Zarya is a man

Bastion is cute, and Torbjorn has a lot of confidence in himself.

There's nothing handsome, cute or endearing about "Shadow The Death Hedgehog Man OC do not steal"

Bastion is genderqueer, and this statement is canon.

>Genji that low