/utg/ - Undertale General

Ahuhuhuhu, Hey Human

Wanna have lots of unprotected epigyal sex with me and ejaculate into my spermathecae over and over again?

I'm webbing right now!

nerds

I don't know what all of that is but yes! I'm in love with you, Muffet!

cute nerds

no way fag

yes

but why

I would hatefuck muffet

I would lovefuck Muffet

I would buttfuck muffet

cherish bone

I would rip off Muffet's arms while fucking her

Why? The skeletons already get enough love. Stop being selfish and cherish a different character for once

Chara burpfic?

They make me so happy

i wish when i posted my favorite i also got 3 or 4 people that also loved them

Would you plan an office party with your favorite?

who is your favorite? we have a lot of anons who love all the characters

sans.............................

dadfags are asleep right now

hell yeah, sans mah boi!

sans..................................

snes is tired from all the attention pls no disturb

dont look

wanna know what I kinda miss?

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I think this thread needs to be euthanized

Woah, totally edgy my little girl!

not a chance, fancypants

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I'd sample her creamy buns

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so what's your favorite AU? what's your favorite sans?

It depends on what Au's are allowed, I suppose.

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Underfell
canon Sans

The Gasterblaster AU and Gb!Sans!

I like a good chunk of them but underswap and underfell are my favs bc they're flexible for interpretation

Thumbnail always looks like he's shredding a guitar, it's great

Genopied route best route

I have a picture of that actually

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i wanna squeeze asriel until he bleats

i wanna squeeze asriel until he bleeds

i want asriel to squeeze me until i bleed

in his stomach

i want asriel to squeeze me until i bleed

in his massive shotacock

Flowey/Asriel scares the shit out of me when you really step back and realize the sheer scale of what he did and the philosophical implications of resets

Agreed. It's horrifying how much control a person with Determination can have over the universe.

Which Undertales have mutliated assholes?

toriel

what the fuck?

Would you still love your favorite if they were 8 and had a mutilated asshole?

what the FUCK?

yes

Would you still love your favorite if they were 8 and couldn't stop screaming?

yes

Would you still fuck your favorite if they were 8?

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male chara is garbage, jesus

do this
don't do this
no

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Would you still love your favorite if they were 8 and mutilated your asshole and squeezed you until you bleated?

What's wrong with male Chara?

thats a girl

i want all of that except the bleating so yes

In my mind only a girl could be dumb enough to kill herself by eating to get revenge on other people.

Look at those massive muscles. That's a guy. Huge jaw too. the manliest Chara to ever exist.

What about your favorite bleating as they mutilated your asshole with their massive cock?

This gets exceptionally 'hilarious' when you consider how many times players have destroyed the lives of everyone, just to replay a particular fight, or to prove/disprove a theory.

Not to mention depending on your philosophical view, even continuing from death is fucking evil, since you destroy the version of the characters who would have lived on with Frisk's death.

still no on the bleating.

So who is your favorite?

Oh look, it's sorielfag's headcanon.

Wow, I've finally reached the point of getting called Soriel, and I did it without trying to pick a fight with any characterfag, unless 'playerfag' is not a separate category.

That's gotta be worthy of a medal.

no comment but it isnt a gote

Citate the game then.

Assgore Fags are bad

meant for

What?

At least you admit it's just your headcanon.
He didn't say it's canon. Don't try to pick up a fight.

Well obviously. Who is it though? I want to think how they could sound trying to bleat.

I didn't post , I was just replying to it by running the same idea

>I didn't post
What does that matter?

wow, someone sane who knows the goat is for hugs and not for weird fetishes. we're a rare species around here.

you are aware that its a legitimate philosophical issue right? You can't just dismiss it because a shit poster was using it especially when its been a very controversial and common idea in scifi for decades

Not him but now I can imagine gaster bleating. lel

Citate your evidence or stop picking up fandom headcanons as canon.

evidence of what? Its a philosophical idea, a thought experiment about the nature of consciousness and of the soul

That's why it's philosophical, it's not proven one way or another. If the world's continue, then practically any act of reset or loading is genocide. If they just end immediately, still bad, just differently. Best we've got is Sans talking about other timelines or other Sanses, but hell even knows what exactly he means or if he's even just jesting to some extent.

>evidence of what?
>destroyed the lives of everyone
Remember that since toby has confirmed TP to be the happiest possible ending which requires a reset and that couldn't be happy if your initial supposition was correct. Since you have no evidence to support it, the whole philosophical question is done on incorrect assumption basis, making it null.

>If the world's continue
It's suggested they never do. That's what sans talks about when he says the timelines come to an end during his genocide fight. There is also never suggestion of multiple worlds, just one with various timelines that can be rewinded through loading and resetting.