/wowg/ - World of Warcraft general

Holy shit about fucking time

5.4 class design

Reminder that girls didn't have much time to shave in medieval times so your WoW waifus are probably HAIRY AS FUCK.

...

I fail to see how this is a bad thing

Body hair is canon shaved which only leaves the pussy
And hairy pussy is best pussy

>queue as tank
>get into raid
>immediately change to dps

why do people do this. i've never seen any reaction other than them being kicked and us finding another tank.

But their melee animations are still horrible.

If you're playing horde you have no excuse not to go femorc. Best animations, best looks in armor, best racial.

>Blizzard trademarked "Return of the Lich King"

welp

Do I level my DK or Lock alt now? Are they fun?

>wahh wahh wahh i barely even play the game and ill never raid anything above heroic but somehow the few % difference you get from extra paragon traits/different legendaries/different spec is important to me
>wahh wahh please blizzard fix these gamebreaking issues that actually have no difference for me but i like to pinpoint my personal failures on common issues to feel better about myself

Why cant these players just HECK OFF and uninstall -,-

Dark Apotheosis

They think since healers do it and get away with it, they can too.

Doesn't make it less retarded tho

>If you're playing horde you have no excuse not to go femorc

The excuse is that both belfs and trolls have better racials you dumb shitter

>HECK OFF

Why user? why

>Veeky Forums says source: reddit
>reddit says source: mmochamp
>mmochamp says source: reddit

i'm ok with this

>all my characters are alliance
>secretly want to faction change and turn them all into trolls

i dont have the money for this lads

>queue as healer
>top dps
>they kick me

It happens rarely but if you top damage sometimes they notice, usually better to just afk while ""healing""

>medieval times

How are you guys going to spend valentines day?

I'll be masturbating with left to spice things up this valentine.

t. PvE cuck

Racials don't matter in PvE, if they did you'd all be playing Pandas. Orcs have the best racials for PvP.

>pic
holy fuck i haven't laughed this hard in so long

>Racials don't matter in PvE, if they did you'd all be playing Pandas

Yeah nah

>Racials don't matter in PvE, if they did you'd all be playing Pandas.
damn ur retar....
>Orcs have the best racials for PvP
HAHAHAHAHAHA

you could have prevented this
you could have listened

I want to agree with you, but this isn't TBC anymore.

Should I make my paladin a blonde?

yes

They used to laugh at me, call me names....

These are the retards you have to deal with when you join a Veeky Forums guild.

dumb retard, most specs either use food the pandaren racial has no effect on (like fishbrul special) or the secondary stats are valued so little this is outright false

imagine being this guy

mmm, 17k damage every 30 seconds, surely worth losing 750 crit/haste/mastery..

It's okay if you enjoy playing as fem orc, just don't go saying retarded stuff like they have the best racials for pvp to justify your taste/choice

>Not rise of the lich queen

They had ONE job

>50% reduced stun duration
>not best
please go, retard

We necromancer now?

>tfw there will never be a necromancer class or even a spec

>45% reduced stun
>Not the best
L U L

>what is unholy death knight

>375 food gives 1% stat
>panda therefore gets 1% more
>other races get 1% passive stat boosts and better racial abilities

Really makes me think

>hundred and sixty three thousand golden shekles for an eu wow token

HEROES! YOU MUSTN'T KILL RAKEESH!

>be retarded
>still keep arguing because you're protected by anonymity

>sitting at some freaky faire show
>riding a carousel
>get teleported to some dungeon
>kill thousand years old bad guy
>get teleported back out
>more carousel time

FANTASY GAME

Its like my japanese animu

Except the Isekai is just another part of your world

>have no argument
>let's just keep calling them retards over and over again

>375 food gives 1% stat

While you nignogs are talking about this, how the fuck is this calculated?

Say I have 9,216 Haste on my SPriest. Thats "25%" Haste. 25% of what? Maximum possible?

First time I did it I was like OK and I stopped attacking him. Just stood there waiting for something to happen. Nothing did.

Epic fukken Blizzard quests and lore.

I mean, if a fucking space goat elder demi-god or whatever tells me don't do it then I'm not gonna do it. But the shitty scripting waits for me to do it.

>These threads have been read and re-read many times, and I've observed a lot of developer discussion about Unholy, and the suggestion above sticks out as one that really doesn't fit with the rest of the feedback.

>Army of the Dead is intended to be the most cool moment for an Unholy Death Knight. It's supposed to be powerful (and it is) and put on a big show where the UDK shines (and it does). Its cooldown and cost provides a lot of that.

>I just wanted you to know-- with concerns like Gargoyle feeling too weak or Virulent Plague not doing enough, there are discussions here and potential for something that we might address --but AotD seems too fun to make it less of a big deal for the player.

>we can't give the worst melee spec in the game a minor QoL buff
>why?
>because fuck you that's why

shit

Arguments have been made.

Double stats from food are better than any other racial in PvE. Orc stun resists, which stacks with Relentless is better than anything else in PvP.

Differences are minor and don't really matter but they're there.

>Double stats from food are better than any other racial in PvE.
wrong

Its fun

Nice simcraft my dude!

>simcraft is wrong, trust me on this
>number? i don't have any numbers, dude just trust me on this i swear i'm smarter and righter than you

Top ten parsing warriors in order are
-Orc
-Dwarf
-Gnome
-Troll
-Belf
-Human

I'd argue more than anything that racials largely mean shit, at least for warriors.

>simcraft is wrong, trust me on this
..uh, yes.

Compare simcraft to logs of the same ilvl and you'll see totally different rankings. Are you high? Simcraft has NEVER been right about that kind of thing.

>no pandas
hmmm really makes me think

I found 51 of those xp elixirs that I'd apparently forgotten about.

So what's the fastest way to get a character high enough for love rocket farming?

>what's the fastest way to get to level 16
nigger are you for real, don't try to pretend you have any choices other than "slap on all your heirlooms and do your starting area"

hueg shields back on the menu, boys

This is a Bloodgazer Hatchling from Azsuna.
Say something nice to it.

>daggers are almost as big as you are
Weeb race, just like femhuman with fucking huge meme weapons.

baroo

you are a lazy raptor reskin

Erk?

I only miss burst of autism because of old raids. Useless in PvE, cancerous and useless in PvP

get bear tartare

what I miss is refresh snd and recuperate glyph, started getting my rogue to 110 today and it's ridiculous to play without

i did't know medieval times had helicopters

mate you suck at naming characters just use the randomly generated ones

someone posted this theory once

>d3 gets monk
>wow gets monk
>d3 gets demon hunter
>wow gets demon hunter
>d3 gets necromancer
>????

really makes me think...

literally why

think about hanging yourself, dumb pol faggot

or an extra 200 main stat

you could put the disease on your target without meme'ing everything nearby on you.

I can't get addicted to WoW. Am I playing wrong? Can someone help?

This game is pretty fucking shitty.

If I do a Mythic dungeon and get locked but get a Keystone for the same dungeon can I do it in the same week or do I need to wait for the weekly reset?

keystones are completely removed from the lock system. You can run any + as many times as you want

Have you ever seen Thunderfury? Your mind will explode

Thinking about starting playing again, how does prot warriors look these days?

>I don't have 54 traits
it's understandable

sounds nearly pointless and not worth losing the damage from using Howling Blast

WE WUZ SUNSTRYDAZ N SHIEEEEEEET

What interests me is why no one in my class hall uses the sheepstick appearance on their arcane sticks.

>ride the elegon mount everywhere
>always asked how many tries it took to get
>have to tell them it was literally less than 5 runs ever
>they get mad

im SORRY

Why is Illidan suddenly the heroic chosen one in Legion when he was clearly off his rocker in TBC?

he didnu nothing wrong ends justifies the means legion el bigger threat

Misunderstood prodigy

EIN VOK EIN REICH, Dr Sunfury, no further questions