His car is over 5 years old

>his car is over 5 years old

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1977 BITCHES HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

*burnouts away*

Women don't pay attention to know my car is from 2005, as long as it's clean and I remain the man they still get wet lol

Cars don't have to be less than 5 years old to look crisp. In fact a lot of newer cars look horrid compared to crisp slightly older cars.

>throttle by wire
>steer by wire

>he cares which label is associated with his car
this doesn't make the pussy wet user, what makes the bitches hot is heated seats, bitches love a warm ass

>the CIA or another globalist actor could could murder him using his own car at anytime

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>his car is no longer in production

Fuck the 240SX, MR2, S2000 and RX-7, Miata wins again.

>He hasn't owned his car for 5 years

>comparing a 240 to good cars
Kys

most cars are over 5 years old

>he doesnt own a brand new 2017

>tfw my car is 4 years old

ayyy eat shit

>he didn't buy a car that was sold in the year he was born
>he didn't narrow it down to one sold the month he was born
>he will never share a birthday with his shitbox
Yeah fuck you OP. I've got more feels than you've got negative thoughts.

>his car isn't over 20 years old

His car has a skidplate and plastic cover over engine bay with proprietary clips that will snap if he uses a non manufacturer tool.

my truck has a big plastic cover on the fan and radiator but it comes off easily with phillips head

nice try though, and you forgot to meme arrow it

>press clutch
>CIA can't accelerate car anymore

Heh

>No Drive by wire systems in my car

Good luck CIA niggers.

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>He can't check his transmission fluid

>crisp

How do you like your car done?

>medium rare

Ayyy

>tfw no diesel with mechanical fuel injection and no computers controlling anything
A Datsun 720 diesel would probably be my post-apocalypse/EMP attack car, fuckers will run on anything and take all the abuse you can throw at them.

its cringe af when people buy old cars and try to show them off thats for sure

>transmission fluid
>2017

>mfw 1998 ford fiesta

I love it, I call it the pimpquisitor

No they dont. The only women that get wet over our cars are equally as autistic as us.

where's the what i got i have to know how it ended don't leave on this cliff hanger man

>he has a car that came out after the '90s
fucking looser

Fukkin kek

too bad the same can't be said about people on this board

cool miata

Women can’t have autism, silly

kek

>his car isnt 29 years old

Not even cruise control?

>unplug antenna
>car is now hack proof

its not fucking rocket science

>bulldogs

Dropped.

That looks really clean. I like your car user.

>check engine light
>car won't start

>showing off old cars
Hmmmmm I'm sure NO ONE has ever done that before

2001 and I get asked if it's a porsche all the time
it's a fucking toyota