When you singlehandedly cause the extinction of /bmwg/ because you BTFO'd BMW irredeemably to the point of making BMW...

>when you singlehandedly cause the extinction of /bmwg/ because you BTFO'd BMW irredeemably to the point of making BMW fangirls ragequit

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Who hurt you, user

the Giulia designer did with his subliminal messages all over the Giulia
i'm addicted to Giulia now
hell, my son was born 4 days ago and we named him Stelvio

forgot pic
BTW I'm kidding, I'm not autistic enough to name a son Stelvio. His name is Giovanni Giorgio.

>His name is Giovanni Giorgio.
But everyone is gonna call him Giorgio, am I right? Are you even Italian?

>But everyone is gonna call him Giorgio, am I right?
I hope they do, I named him that because of the Giorgio platform.
>Are you even Italian?
I'm Irish. Our surname compliments the name well though.

>I'm Irish. Our surname compliments the name well though.
>Giovanni Giorgio O'Flanagan
kek

>Bimmertoday

Nice try.
We're the Jennings. BTW Giovanni was my father's name, we named him Giovanni to honor my father.
Can't wait to name a daughter Giulia Jennings some day, doesn't it have a nice ring to it? If I manage to have two daughters one will be named Giulietta Jennings.

Cringe

>damage control
Alfa>BMW

>giorgio

Of course when the same people make the electronics and the car the reliability improves too.

>audi
JUST

OMG the engine reliability for Audi is even worse top kek
why do people buy them?

certified /pol/ thread

NEETs don't even own cars, disregard their opinions

I thought Le Alex Herpes was a neet

>likes german cars
>spam multiple threads that make fun of them >imply they're "nazis"

you are top cuck material

>cuck

Go back to your shitty containment board and stop spreading hate on interest boards you pathetic lowlife piece of shit.

You are the one believing made up bullshit in the form of meme's, cuck.

>this post

>stop spreading hate bigot!!

Make me faggot. In fact I think I'll post more.

>You are the one believing made up bullshit in the form of meme's, cuck.
>t. Muahmat Gafbad Goldstein.

Good to know you have an IQ under 70. Go back to your state-funded gay interracial jelqing instructional class and stop shilling on Veeky Forums, nigger.

>this mad that bmw shit can't compete
Lmao the permanent virgin basement dweller is mad

[spoiler]Is that a fucking JoJo reference??????[/spoiler]

>so retarded that he somehow got from my posts that I like BMW

>projecting that hard

end it soon my child

you got BTFO, your goldface meme ain't going to save you.

You are going nowhere in life, change your attitude and stop hating things you know nothing about, some actual fucking advice for you. Now go take a shower or browse off to other boards to spread your bullshit, your choice.

>still projecting this hard

I can tell by your posts that you have a serious test deficiency my man, fix that and you won't be consumed by this cuck fantasy of fighting "hate" and evil racists. Pic related bus rider.

you are full of hate, and there is no need for that.

Nice fucking lsa though.

Not this same-faggotry again, holy fucking mother of autism shit.

>you are full of hate, and there is no need for that.

Come back after you've started lifting and stop falling back on this emotional argument. That is 22-year-old female kindergarten teacher-tier shit.

>Nice fucking lsa though.

Thx yea it's fun

What am I looking at? Pardon my ignorance.

>manufacturer set nurbugring time
>mattering at all
Lmao

It's not. The boy is called Giovanni Giorgio.

wtf is JoJo
youtube.com/watch?v=zhl-Cs1-sG4
>he accidentally named his child like Giorgio Moroder
please tell me you're memeing
if not, then that's almost more based than naming him after the man

They waited too long. Millenials don't know what the fuck an Alfa is.

>falling for obvious memes
carsalesbase.com/european-car-sales-data/alfa-romeo/alfa-romeo-giulia/

An Italian first name with a non italian last name works for girls (Lisa, Anna, Angelina, etc) but not guys (Leonardantonio O'shahellesy). And why would you name one girl Giulia and not just Julia? Also you know Giulietta just means "little Giulia" so its like having two kids with the same name since Giulietta can be used as a nickname for Giulia. Kinda like Antonia can be made into Antonietta. I just cant believe you named your son Giovanni Giorgio, and your Irish, and you did it just for the fucking platform of the car, this might be bait but damn dude your nuts.

>implying Giovanni Giorgio Jennings doesn't sound good
I only put the Giorgio there for the car, Giovanni is his grandparent
Also I know what Giulietta means, it's like Julia and Juliet. But oh boy do they sound much better. I'm pretty sure Giulietta was used for the car as a play on Romeo and Juliet.

>grandparent
meant to say grandfather, kek
I'm not memeing, but it wasn't fully accidental. He was going to be just Giovanni and the platform of the Giulia and the 7:32 inspired me to name him like Giorgio Moroder. I've always had this obsession with Midnight Express and Scarface. I haven't told the mother that the car inspired to do it though :^). There's certain things you don't tell an Irish lady if you want to keep your balls attached to your body.

What does the percentage number mean senpai?

failure rate

>There's certain things you don't tell an Irish lady if you want to keep your balls attached to your body.
pussy whipped faggot detected

Diablo?
That's not a Diablo

They sold 2000 just in january though.

Why the hell was their an Irish man named Giovanni? And are you actually Irish or are you a muh heritage american?

oh but it is

There was this Giovanni guy in WWI who liberated my grandpa so my dad was named in his honor. Yes I'm an Irishman.

Alright thanks for the clarification, Its cool then, I thought your family did it for no apparent reason other than you like the name.

but it isn't

Actually I'm a kissless virgin who made up everything just to meme :^)

>7:32
>still slower than a bmw 4 series with stiffer suspension

>7:32
>still slower than a tuned to shit bmw with a water injection system and without a rear seat that can barely be driven on roads and is worth almost double the money
FTFY

If I wanted a 2 seater track car I'd get an ACR
>made by FCA
>V10
>faster
>doesn't look like it's based on a sedan (because it isn't)

Hahaha its better off that way, you had me though you really did!

Stop impersonating me
>projecting

>being so new you don't know which boards use spoiler tags and which don't
lmao son

>being so new you don't know people use them ironically even in boards that don't support them

Sorry ironic shitposting wasn't a thing when I posted last

I know this is a joke, but I personally know a guy who is named Stelvio, he is 40 years old tho

shit
why do you do this to me user? If I had another son I was going to name him Pól, now the kid will have to be called Stelvio

...

>If I had another son I was going to name him Pól
how hard am I being memed right now?

get a load of this turbo cuck. go back to the pleb shithole you came from you shit eater.

>when you acknowledge Alfa can't outperform BMW so you jump to other brands
BMW produced the engine for the McLaren F1
>powered by BMW M
>V12
>faster
>best car ever made

>Alfa can't outperform BMW
yeah right, that must be why they don't test the M3, kek
the M4 GTS isn't even comparable because it's double the price, because it lacks a rear seat, because you need to replenish the water tank every third time you fill up, because it's barely driveable.

>excuses
the M3 is cheaper and still btfos the Giulia
>inb4 more excuses

Heh, everytime

>btfos the Giulia
yeah that's why they don't test it at Nordschleife

I love how kraut fangirls ragequit after people mention this

Pól is gaelic for Paul

hokenheim is the only one of those tracks that matters
and the alfa is faster lmao

>bbbut muh egg adn spoon races

dont forget the roll cage lmao!

i like how they cherry picked times from years ago for the 911 and slr
>7:18 and 7:25

its nice that the alfa can beat bmw shitboxes but it cant compete with real cars lmao

>dont forget the roll cage lmao!
I didn't include it because it's more of a safety than a performance thing, although it shows how useless the car is outside the track

>it shows how useless the car is outside the track
not like it's very useful inside it either kek
BMW attempted to modify a jack of all trades into being an specialist and failed strepitously

>roll cage is more of a safety thing
yeah, chassis stiffening doesnt matter for performance...
theres no safety cage

>chassis stiffening
meh

Fuck off back to redit faggot cuck. No one loves you.

Actually I stopped making the /bmw/ threads because of heartbreaker and that guy who kept bitching about there always being a /bmw/ thread.

And look now, there are no /bmw/ threads.

Alfas are cool. But they have nothing to do with this.

>A-Alfa humilliating BMW has nothing to do with us stopping to make BMW threads, it's some tripfag
kek, stay in denial

>they have nothing to do with this
in stitches rn

Given that I personally started most of the /bmw/ threads in 2016, it is reasonable to say that my reasons were the main reasons. And I don't think I've made one since October, which is before people were talking about this Alfa stuff.

It was when heartbreaker got his E24 and then started bitching about everyone else in the thread that I called it quits. We were the least cancerous general on this board.

Found the debadged base 318i owner

stay mad

>carsalesbase.com/european-car-sales-data/alfa-romeo/alfa-romeo-giulia/
kek they only sold ten and a half in 2016

Why were 90s supercars were so fucking ugly?

>"""humiliating"""
Lmao Alfa fanboys are humiliating themselves in these threads
>a conparison between old cars and the new giulia
Italishills so desperate it's sad.

only track that matters because it's the only track where the giulia was actually quicker?
Kek
The baby M with 365hp (145hp less than the Giulia!!!) was still faster on Hockenheim than Alfas finest performance vehicle Lmao can't make this shit up
youtube.com/watch?v=CC3iyiI9I40&app=desktop

>pls pls look at this german test!!
L
M
A
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>d-don't count!!!
Lel stay asshurt

Giulia raped by the cheapest M car again:
youtube.com/watch?v=GItYpRzzYhE&app=desktop

>bmwshit cant compete in its own territory
>bmw fangirls think they can deflect from this fact
L
M
A
O

rome conquered the world.. germany got their shit pushed in by kikes lmao so assmad

>more nazi propaganda