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eh guys... i have a question...

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What should a new player with cash to blow be spending money on?

Any of you cucks for 3-5 Shaman victories +1 spectate quest?

Hustensaft #21472 EU

Not hearthstone

A different game maybe?

Not even memeing, paying any amount of money for Hearthstone is one of the worst decisions you could make at this point.

You should spend it on literally any other game. Buy Total War Warhammer, it's literally $12 on humble monthly.

How the fuck do people save up enough gold for adventures?

real answer: overwatch, heroes of the storm

meme answer: probably like 2-3:1:1 classic, streets, old gods, and kara

Not Hearthstone, you'll only be validating their terrible decisions for the past 3 years.

be really good at arena

why the FUCK shouldn't I craft him???

How good is greedy Dragon Warrior in this meta? Or do I need to play that hybrid Pirate/Dragon bullshit

you should

t. FiBonAccI

If you have a bunch of other legendaries to build a fedora warrior deck and you're only missing Deathwing, you should craft him.

Although apparently dragon/Reno priest also took to running Deathwing these days.

Shadowverse packs

Besides just saving up. Be smart. You should do all your pack buying in the first quarter to first half of a new expansion. The meta wont shift after that time anyway so safe decisions can be made. After the first quarter to 40% (whenever you hit your final pity timer) you STOP buying any packs and craft what you want.

Then you just save up for the next expansion. I'll have about 70 packs just from gold when un'goro hits.

If the next set is an adventure you can spend some more time buying packs if it's actually useful for you. You should make a wishlist and once you've bought a decent number of packs and gotten a decent portion of them you just craft the rest you really want and quit buying more. No duplicates, no mess and you can instantly use new cards/decks instead of waiting till the last 2 weeks before a new meta hits and your crafts might be wasted anyway.

There are no viable midrange decks except pirate decks that curve out a bit higher than 4 mana and pretend to be """midrange""".

Okay, maybe dragon priest.

You mean Gwent kegs?

only ever gets played from behind and 90% of the time your opponent will have an answer and you lose

however DO IT NOW FAGGOT

FUUUUAARRRRRKKKK i'm gonna do it brehs
i need it

trips confirm it
make it golden
it is known, golden cards give you better rng

is this autism?

nope

No, Shadowverse packs.

>Hey, we have this awesome dragon with monstrous proportions, what should we do for its card art?
>I don't know, how about a card art where it barely shows him and another that makes him look like a small lizard?
>BRILLIANT! HAHA!

HS card art is so bad in general, especially with that awful frame

What is he doing?

lol poorfags are mad as fuck
hearthstone is p2w, deal with it like an adult you liberal baby retard

the game isn't in a good place right now and supporting it is bad

Is this card any good?

he is """"'studying"""""""""""" Hearthstone

Of course it's p2w, but why would you pay to play shaman mirrors for months unless you're retarded

>tfw f2p and but I started back in BRM so I have enough cards to make shitty meme fun decks in wild

feels good t b h

Fine, then don't tell me. Tuning in to his stream.

>Have a decent amount of money
>Decide to spend on travelling, going out with friends and books
>Guy on a weeb board thinks I'm poor because I don't spend on his children's card game

Wow, you showed me there

...

he's fun

Yes, it's fucking power incarnate

>many f2p players have a full collection
>the game is utter garbage and team 5 literally doesn't deserve the money
>It's more fun to play literally anything else you can buy for your pack money
Lol blizzdrones are mad as fuck

Nice thanks, I'm going to make a deathwing paladin.

Trump is pretty much the only streamer I like. socially awkward, not seeking attention, no gimmicks just plays Hearthstone.

thijs is like trump too

...

His stream would be so more watchable without him making sound effects and getting giddy for no reason

>tfw it was like half a year ago
>tfw the game didn't get better in the slightest
ON
THE
RADAR

But user, kara midrange shaman wasn't aggro

WE DID IT BOOOIIIIZZZZ
WE LEGEND NOW

what's wrong with that nerf? shattered sun is still a good card

FIN

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Now I'm trying to remember if kara shaman even had any bad matchup after execute was nerfed.

Maybe freeze mage and melanomage, but who played that shit

What was melanomage

It's a lot of fun at the shitter ranks.

"Aggro" freeze mage

Used to run leper gnomes back in the day, then it was a brief hit during kara, then it disappeared for good because I guess both tempo and freeze mage were more consistent on the ladder and in tourneys

How come he can do all this?

this kills the control

It's balanced because they start off as a 1/1.

You didn't kill him before turn 6.

>Silver bullet for a tribe that was never relevant
>Meanwhile one tribe curbstomped a whole meta

The technology just isn't there

Oh look, its that one card that stopped control all together, also, if they nerf pirates jade will just run rampant, oh Team 5 you silly geese

But how can I do that?

>bringing cancer to casual
pirate warrior players everytime

>Artist
>Bernie KANG
WE

IT'S TIME
WHO IS IT?

>Battlecry: draw dragons until you mill yourself

Back in the slammer!

TIME IS MONEY, FRIEND

dragon priest and that fuck has still never drawn more than 2 cards.

now I don't regret anymore disenchanting the golden one for Patches

>play controlish deck in casual
>3 jade druids out of 5 games
im cry

Finally hit rank 6. Just a few more games until I can stop playing this shitty game and meme full time

you should never regret dusting Don Han'Cho.

Team 5 has the gift of producing shitty legendaries

He's understatted, doesn't has the dragon tag and a weak battlecry

Operative on the other hand...

The sad thing is that even if you have him and 29 dragons he only draws until you burn 1 card. I wish I could meme on people by coining him out on curve and going straight to fatigue

I'm kinda tempted to disenchant this one as well actually, I'm still missing Kazakus

But I don't like dusting legos, maybe a fun deck could pop out that uses them

Naturalize is back on the menu, boys!

Congratulations user, it's a free epic of your choice!

Don isn't great tbf, amazing if you can set up situational combos but Paladin is weak and slow enough as it is right now.

A Kazakus dupe deck would be much more fun.

9 health left, pirate warrior about to finish me, he has no board but an arcanite reaper
I topdeck an Ironbark protector
>"I CHOOSE DEATH"
I just came

I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong. I've played for 2 hours but I never get to play my Deathwing or win.

>a bunch of basic cards
>deathwing

booty fucking bay bodyguard
I mean the boulderfist ogres are okay but that shit musst leave man

you're playing paladin, classic mistake.
try priest or mage or something else that has cards that can kill minions for less than 4 mana.

let us see your deck

let us see your dick

post what you're playing

PLS BE DEATHWING

PLS PLS PLS

show us your entire card collection >:]

ah sorry guys I can't do this, thanks for the tips. I'm not cut out for this. I'll try some other games.

you require my fireballs?

the taunt killer guy

It's time for Brode to FINALLY add MacMittens to the game!

Post these on the forums first.
You made the right choice though, sorry that Casual didn't properly matchmake you.

so this is the new player experience

haHAA it was me the whole time

dusting him immediately.

>someone is unironically playing aggro shaman in casual at 3:00 in the morning
perhaps my life isn't so bad after all

play inner fire priest

Any yuros still awake?
I've got a spectate quest and all of my friends appear to be dead or something, none have been online in at least a month.

Any help would be appreciated
Jantle#2897

>someone is unironically playing aggro shaman in casual at 3:00 in the morning
>this individual is also BMing an opponent using a basic deck
I wonder how small that guy's dick is

I was just trying to do the quest for 40 gold with paladin, but I haven't managed to get any wins yet. I thought I'd try one last time for now.