Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>np vs ourguys in 5 hours
muh dick

>sven SK and skywrath go to contest
>you launch a 60 damage orb and then back off like a bitch

>tiny bane and kunkka want to contest
>"lol sorry guys i mean i guess i can do one 600 range auto for you"
Epic

City of shit4

>S4

really struggling to have motivation to play this game

Teammates are shit and then I get low priority..

what stream we watching

>Why does everyone keep saying WR is back?

She got a few buffs last patch. Her nuke is 180 dmg at lvl 1, pretty ridiculous.

>getting hit by wr nuke at lvl1
you are SO bad

holy shit more edits, love you d2g.

guys
how do i not suck

>ana losing mid to no name swedecuck who

has addy tolerance struck down yet another?

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>be me, 1.3k before the apocalyse
>not a good player, but still enjoying the game
>then 7.00 happened
>world decays into chaos
>icefrob absorbs all evil that has been set free and darkens his soul
>adds shrines and talents
>innocent souls now get corrupted by the new patch
>they no longer understand how to play this "game"
>they feed and rage
>I lose every game from this point on
>go down to below 600 mmr
>realise that icefrog is actually the devil
>and he chose dota as his hell
>decide to to escape this place
>use all my willpower that was left and force myself to no longer play dota
>don't use a computer for a week
>this awake a before unkown power in me
>decide to visit hell again
>this time I am immune to the rage and bad plays of my team
>feel like Neo in matrix when I toy with my opponents
>win game after game for the last four days
>climb back to 780 mmr
>mfw when I see now better times ahead

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gg loda still sucks

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Why can I never win with Tidehunter

>boyhood is thinking miracle is the best mid
>manhood is realizing ana is actually better

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>muh stronk and oppressive women that dominate men

fuck off with this cringy shit fat virgins

>people will think that n0brain and s4 are good because of this dumb meme game in a meme tourney against lelalliance

how do they keep getting away with it

>he doesnt like a strong women that can take control
who was the virgin again?

why has EGM maxed poison touch?

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notail+s4 era OG = triple major iwnners.

thats why we think they are greatest dota team now

of course dumb /tv/ poster would ignore this

Yesterday was the first day I fapped to Dota. I fapped to my imagination so no technology and after fapping to various things I imagined sexy lyralei, drow ranger and ta and finally after fapping to Windrangers feet I cummed buckets

notail and s4 are good tho. notail is the best tb/naga in the world. just not really his patch is all

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mooncucktv

GG

>Alliance gank

>s4 is bad

>alliance
>a professional team

just gg already, you are outclassed by 5 tiers

where is bulldog?

>n0tail / OG are good

yeah just like the dallas cowboys are good

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>implying anyone knows who dallas cowboys are
>NA dotes

SHUT THE F UCK UP TRENT

>niggerball
go back to /sp/ cuck

this is humiliating
I hope they disband after this, no point going further with this roster

>ana is bad
>s4 is bad
>notail is bad
>og is bad
HATERS WERE YOU AT?

>he's a nu male cuckold who only watches digitized sports

>watches a game where niggers dominate poor little white bois
>calls other people nu male cuckolds

>OG are good at do-

>he watches roided criminals make millions off beating up white people
>im the cuck
wew

cis dota is done?

Except whites just BTFO'd blacks in the superbowl

stay cucked lads

GRANT INCOMING SENPAI

now away with you

lol

>GB is a team with a 99% white fanbase
>bears are a team with a probably 50/50 fanbase because chicago's full of minorities

thanks for proving my point lad

>99% of players are retarded low iq niggers
>the only white players are skinny numale kickers or qbs
do you watched BLACKED as well?

TRESDIN PLS DONT DO THIS IVE BEEN HOLDING IT IN FOR 3 HOURS JUST LET ME CUM!

>look at these honeypots i've won

all regular season games

everyone who knows sports knows that only postseason matters

TI is the playoffs and superbowl of dota

OG are literally the 15-1 one-and-done shitters of esports

why no eg in elimo mode?

this. why the fuck aren't they playing in every tournament they can get in

They expected to be good, so they refused the non top-tier tournaments. Then they turned out to be shit. Typical murrican behaviour.

looks like someone got cucked hard by a strong alpha eu team, heh.
There will be more majors kid, don't worry about it.

/OUR/ girl windrunner is in it to win it!

Will we see four years in a row?

tier 2 and tier 3 teams get to win the tourneys that tier 1 teams refuse to go to right?
so it's actually good that the top dogs don't play everything because they'll just vacuum all the money into their bank accounts leaving tier 2 teams with nothing so that they disband

Can Pajkatt shut the fuck up ?

>s4 and ana aren't the same as EE at all
They're swedish and aussie-chink EE clones

>want to watch og - alliance
>can't stand this horrid "casting"
what to do?

>Only post-season, after the season is gone, when there is no season thus no games, matters.

American "sports" philosophy.

Mute the stream

except all the money is in TI

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>gyrocopter
>pirate ship

>he's definitely dead
>yeah he's dead
>gyro survives
SHUT THE FUCK UP MAUT

Daily reminder that only nu-male cuckolds play support.

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thats a big dick

That is illegal my friend.

QOPy is CUTE!

>og losing to tier999 teams like alliance
top fucking kek

Source

>oh man elimination mode is on that is usually fu-
>maut casting
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Is Maut /ourguy/?

-shit at the game
-speech impediment
-autism
-no one likes him

yeah hes d2g incarnate

When are we getting a Deathwing-based hero?

>n0tis

I unironically like the guy. He's weirdly relatable.

the fuck is elimination mode

is this you

Nice stream dotards

This crap stream lags so much even on medium.

looks like the guy that sniffed that girls seat.

imagine being pimpuckl

you spend weeks making all this automated shit and yet you are stuck in moonudkc where maut and zyori will cast over it

then if some huge lans come they will ask you for the files and not invite you like they did in the past

lmao

>literally losing to alliance