/4ccg/ - Suffering Edition

>a pony gives Boris yellow card for not acting like he should have

True on so many levels

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Oh yeah also we won hurray

Good game /m/ the shots you made were pretty scary, good luck with the rest of the group

>5 fucking saves

>BORIS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RED

RED

BORIS SENT OFF

GOLD DOUBLE YELLOW
THIS IS THE BEST PES

I'm loving all these cards and its only DAY 2

Oh Jesus. This just keeps getting better.

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>Gold given a red

>ANOTHER GOLD SENT OFF
BRILLIANT

>"b-but I gave you two stars!"

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>RED

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HOLY FUCK

FOULING BORIS REPENT

"No replay? Here's a reminder of who really runs this cup, rigger."

Boris finally got caught for rigging

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>Aquired red card to keep beside his V card

I WOULD SELL MY LEFT BOLLOCK FOR A WEBM OF THE SLIDE THAT GOT HIM A RED

I genuinely like pes 17, it's a nice blend of murderball, tactical genius and the crazy momentum shifts seem to have disappeared

>Celebrates after it

>authorities put quick end to beta uprising

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGED

P L A T I N U M

oh fuck off
fuck you and fuck this piece of shit game and fuck the mod that deleted the thread on r9k stupid hotpocket fuck

>reddit mad because they suck again
lol!

>riot
>the man tells you not to riot
>"o- okay, sorry"

stay classy, beta cucks

P L A T I N U M

I really wish VP8 encoding wasn't so fucking slow.

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I hate this /r9k/mod faggot and his facebook tier pictures I get that we have to suck his dick because he's staff but it still fucking annoys me.

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These /r9k/ games never fail to deliver...

>our captain got red carded >my feet hurt >the ref is neighing at me.

10/10

Is /r9k/'s manager retarded? Play for the 1-1 don't throw in the hope you could get a goal.

Gold medal captain gets red carded.

How fucked is /r9k/?

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Still got a draw
/co/ won a knockout game down a gold

Oh boy another 1-1, how exciting PES 17 is.

You next game is already lost because you lack a gold medal player. Might as well try to get a win here, because next game is almost guaranteed a loss.

M'Lady is overpowered as fuck

Draw city returns: Red Card edition

I see what you're saying but just bare with me for this analogy. I'll put the direct reference I'm trying to make in parentheses.

Say two people were being tested for their ability to drive (today's game), a person with 20-20 vision (let's say Team A) and a person who's blind (let's say Team B). The 20-20 vision will pass the test (win), while the blindfolded person would crash the car (lose). Now let's say you put a bigger blindfold on the one with 20/20 vision (the same effect applied with the carded gold AMF). Both drivers crash the car (they both don't win).

Just because the same bad effect was applied, doesn't mean that the result was unaffected. In the analogy, the 20-20 driver should've won in the correct situation, however he didn't in the wrong situation. I believe this is the same as the game. No disrespect to /w/, they're a great team, but we /r9k/ ran 350 test games with a gold AMF that was supposed to stay in. Playing a strategy that might not necessarily work with no gold could have acted as a crutch more to us than to them. I made /r9k/ the 20-20 guy because of the testing numbers compared to /w/.

Not sure if that analogy is perfect, but hopefully it gets what I'm trying to say across. It took us from hundreds of tests advantage... to less advantage or potentially miniscule advantage. What do you think user?

is PES 17 the game of goalkeeper babbying

Wasn't that the game where she got redcarded though?

>/w/

Well hopefully /m/ can send the redditors back to the babbies if /w/ can't.

>a GK 7.0 MOTM

>cry about goals in 16
>cry about no goals in 17

No, that was the final group stage match vs /pol/, but they won that too

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Let them be reminded

How big a blindfold do you need to suck my dick?

This wouldn't even have been an argument if this horrible horrible analogy wasn't thrown out as soon as the match day ended.

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what is the FBI Probe?

>phone
off yourself

When will German bro come back? At least he knew he was rigging it.

>our gold captain got red carded
>the mods hotpocketed our thread for the first time
>we managed to escape with one point despite the onslaught
This cup is going to kill me at this rate

Memes, it used to be live update

It's [s4s] user

>the mods hotpocketed our thread for the first time
That sucks

Remove Russian

>Veeky Forums and /m/ in perfect positions to advance
greatest timeline

oh, well in that case
off yourself :^)

No bully

>1991
I don't remember an armed conflict in 1991...

HERE WE GO

Suicide is definitely juicing.

The official wiki does not recognize the existence of this Russian

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The ghost of PES16 looms...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_War

Fucking millennials

THE NOOSE

IS LOOSE

THE NOOSE
IS LOOSE

The Cold War is remarkable for having no actual direct military confrontations, and generally is not considered a military conflict but a geopolitical, ideological, and economic one.

Shouldn't you be ruining the stream random Russian dude get off my board.

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USSR is just exceptionally pathetic for falling the fuck apart on its own. It's not appropriate to include it on a list of military conflicts, though, because it wasn't a military conflict.

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>1(0)

Cold War was an arms race. Arms race by nature is militaristic.

The difference is that they didn't lose by being defeated in pitched battles and occupied by a foreign army.

SDA legitimately sounds like the manager from Flight of the Conchords.

I thought he was Strayan

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he's a kiwi