/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

I see you're not used to playing like a PRO!

Don't worry, champ! You'll get there one day!

w-will you and your friends take turns fucking me? :3

>chrisJ to return to mouz active roster
Niko was the problem.

No friends, just me and my mighty dick

>Just realize that the auto is as accurate as the ak with hip firing, you just gotta use a program to put a dot in the middle of your monitor to aim it
I went from GN1 to LEM in literally a week.

>tfw you realize 64tick is the reason that you're bad

twitch.
tv/shroud_cs
twitch scammer live lul

How does one get better at aiming? Do I really have to be autistic enough to learn spray patterns?

>3k viewers
>nobody is talking in chat
Lol

>tfw youll never go hunting with fnatic dennis
why even live bruhs

wew edgy

say it ain't so!

hes on the milk bois

why do americans like the p2000, it's inferior to usp-s

Fuck off retarded redditor.

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What is the best case opening site lads

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USP and P2K are pretty much the same shit. I just use the USP because headshots are satisfying as hell.

I'm not even joking when I say I play 10 times better on Faceit.

OLOFMEISTER, NOSCOPING THROUGH THE SMOKE HERE, PICKS UP THE KILL ON KIOSHIMA AS WELL!

Do you use HRTF sound?

Yes
I've used it since it was updated and got used to the oddly warped audio pretty quickly

Plus I didn't play for several weeks recently and now I don't remember the audio ever being different

I guess it does help, since I seem to be able to hear enemies like 3000% better than my teammates

Then again they do tend to be deaf and blind

5 decides my new steam name

youtu.be/0vU2L7V-VBA?t=2127

For those interested!

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Mouz is the problem

Too alpha for me. I'd end up sucking his dick.

anyone know decent twitter accounts to follow? fucking yee lmao1 got suspended and my feed is boring as fuck without him

again?

>"""""people""""" east of east germany are allowed on official valve servers

top meme

>2 bots, 2 awpers, and a spainard
Mouz will be in premier this time next year.

Anyone know why vpgame isn't hosting the ESEA Premier matches?

I'm used to the P2000's recoil and don't want to go back.

csesport is.

yee lmao is ass why would you follow that pathetic lsoer

>following the epic "skype hacker"
wew

What rank is that video even from, even nova shitters would have headshotted you 30 times by the 1 minute mark.

silver 2

Just had a girl and 3 squeaker roleplaying animes on my team.

You guys don't know what cancer means.

Tfw no anime rp gf

No, she was a normalfag. Although she was cheating.

lmao dont care about the skid but his tweets and drama causing tweets were filling up the day fast

dust2?

Not telling.

ak + m4 + awp that adds up to 12 bucks.

It's all I got rn help familian

Willing to give a usp torque to the one with the coolest choices leave steam id

that discord is ded tho

i cant solve 4m+ak+awp=12 with only that.

Immunity or legacy?

well tough luck

wait actually
m=3-(ak+awp)/4
but thats really i

>everyone in csgog is retarded

kek love this meem

ok, you solve it smarty pants.

Redline Phobos Basilisk

wheres my torque

blue/emerald pinstripe/red laminate (1 dollar emerald pinstripe, 2 dollar blue lam, 5 dollars red lam)

m4; urban ddpat souvenir ft, 4 bucks
or guardian ft, dark water

awp? pit viper, snake camo or sun in leo

ok you didnt solve anything, mindcuck

>m4 redline and ak basilisk will never be a thing

You got it homofriend, please identify urself

/id/SupremeCrispy

>win a 1v2
>teammates get on my case on how I didn't win the round right and I could've done things differently

Why are Comp players such spergs?

What is the thing with souvenir? Why do people like them? It is the same shitty skin, but with some shiny shit all over it

Care to explain?

usually i think they're disgusting but the urban ddpat with souvenir stickers are one of my only few exceptions to souvenirs

the skin is nice on it's own, gold and white together are quite nice looking; especially the godsent gold on it, looks very nice

pic related: it's the m4 on my alt

Yeah, now that you said it, it looks cool, indeed.

I'll get one myself.

Is the game dead?

Thanks for the free skine, user

that picture is kinda shit looking desu since you can see every scratch but in-game it looks perfectly fine

Because they all watched that one steel video

Cheap way to get player sigs
Gold stickers look badass

hey can someone pc my knife
got it super cheap.

What are some solid skins in the 200 dollars proce range that are worth buying?

ft fire serpent
knives
meme skins
everything else is either lower or higher

market

Shame. Still made a profit though.

Nevermind, they just added them

FlipSid3 or Rogue, bois?

>NiKo joins faze

as if their team wasn't just a bunch of aimers before. Dear god though if niko manages to go ham alongside rain what a dangerous team that could be

flipside

How does anyone enjoy MM in this game?

>3 people with 1.5 hours
>1 with VAC ban
>1 regular dude

vs my team
>4 peruvians in internet den w/ 56k

too bad faze is shit

With MM it's either an amazing night or a completely shit one.

i'm a noob

why do people rage about the p90

because it has an extremely low skill range and disproportionately high effectiveness

nate your so cute~

Immunity or legacy?

Don't bet on that game, user.

>tfw mg1 for almost a month, cus I solo and only play every couple of days, easily outplay eagle 1's. Win 5-6 games lose 3, go nowhere quick
>tfw a couple of days ago get a few good games, rank up to dmg lightning quick
>tfw the mm system is working

Just keep winning lads, it seems /csgog/ was right after all

ok, chiefs or cypher?

Chiefs. Medium-Low.

What's the reasoning for betting on this one over the imm game? They both have the same odds.

damn, i've only been playing for a couple of days and i already desperately want a knife camo, but I can't justify spending $40-$300 for a virtual knife

git gud before wasting money on skins
every time you get a rank up buy something
thats what i did anyway
get a knife at mg1 or above

>knife camo
lol