/owg/ - Overwatch General

me ooga team booga

What if her vagina is poison?

And doing my job by getting lots of kills. I would accept thos excuse if I was not killing everyone.

Mercy is very cute.

>Defending Numbani last
>Have my Nano Boost ready
>Friendly Rein slams the ground
>"NANO BOOST ADMINI-"...
>Friendly Mercy floats down and takes the boost
>"stered"
>Enemy team caps easily
>We force a draw anyway

#JustGoldThings

yeah but ur still playing widow which should be a reportable offense.

This will never be a meme.

>tfw no smug Bloo qt to fug

The team's job is to physically secure the objective. You can have 100 eliminations and it's all for naught if the one Reinhardt that squirts through caps.

Teach me the trick to having fun with this game. I was to know the trick.

Because you're turned the game into a 5v6
Stop playing snipers in team based games.

STOP PLAYING WHAT I DO NOT WANT YOU TO PLAY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *autistic screeching*

Your main job in this game is to be on the fucking objective. Which i imagine you aren't.

Leave voice chat
Squelch everyone who tries talking in text chat
Find a hero you like
Go nuts

"your opinion is invalidated because i said autistic screeching"

dont have a mindset of losing=no fun.

learn to enjoy the match

Would it make more sense to buy out all the voice lines and tag sprays. So next time someone gets a voice tag I'll get money for it? I'm trying to jew this overwatch lootbox shit out

I turn it into a 4v5 or 3v5 by constantly killing them.

The other 5 people cant be on the objective?

>be me
>haven't played in 2 or 3 months
>always was really good at genji
>never even used his meme combo so that nerf didn't even hurt
>they shortened his ult
>they removed jump jump climb jump
>tfw his whole point was mobility

You would need a few thousand coins.

said the one artistically screeching gg m8

It's honestly as easy as just not letting yourself get upset.
And remember to take pride in your work!

Play the hero YOU want and try to actually win

The player base is so autistic that there's no fun trying to communicate with them

"constantly"

9 games out of 10 you get picks here and there at times where it doesn't matter and aren't doing anything when your team needs your help.

And to be frank if you get 1 kill before the fight start or early in the team fight then all you've done is make the game even for your team. If you want to give your team an advantage you need to CONSISTENTLY get 2 kills by the time the team fight is half way over. Nobody gives a fuck if you got a triple kill after your team died from fighting a 5v6

I have 2.8k

If you're complaining about them not defending the objective, then clearly not.

Either contribute to the actual spot defense by leaving your sniper's nest for a little bit to block the cap, or switch to someone with more physical presence.

take a break when it starts to not be fun anymore.

What if I want to play widow?

So, who is the most balanced character in terms of how hard it is to play him/her efficiently and how much you are rewarded for doing so?

>widowmakers
>constantly killing anything
Got a laugh out of me.

uninstall and play cowadooty

Enjoy the sweet sweet *dink*s as your teammates REEEEEEE their hearts out

then only play against AI

Zarya.

Then have fun being given the hot moneky/weeb dick.

Better hope your team is willing to shell out a dps to guard you.

Reinhardt.

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Her girlfriend is cute as well

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Tracer
Zenyatta

Thats not enough, 22 charachters and 14 Lines each at 25C.

Plus then you will still get stickers, emotes and victory poses.

But there is no fun in losing.

Tracer is the most balanced hero.

Tracer and Zenyatta
I like you

If you've made the match excruciating for the enemy team to win, that's always fun.

That's why you'll always see someone switch to Mei when an attacking team is on a roll.

Tell me /owg/, who is that character you hate, that also happens to have a pretty cool fucking skin?

I just got Nomad for Genji and it almost makes me forget that I think he is a faggot character.

I can still have fun in close matches, even is I lose. Steamrolls aren't fun either way.

>Reach 3194
>Currently down to 2533

Solo queue is hell. Seems like the further down you get the harder it becomes to climb back out.

A lot of heros have a negative effectiveness correlation with enemy intelligence.

My vote for most balanced is mei, mostly because she is never really a detrimental pick

then ur fucked from the beginning man.

>Would it make more sense to buy out all the voice lines and tag sprays. So next time someone gets a voice tag I'll get money for it?
They cost 25 each and you get 5 for a dupe.

This is true

76
Night Ops

Fareeha.

My problem isn't just losing, it is either the game is over because we steamroll them because someone is clearly carrying our asses or b. I am dead for approximately 80% of the match and the rest of the twenty percent is walking from the spawn.

Maybe I'll stop trying to fill holes. I don't main anyone and maybe the technical skill requirement on a per hero basis isn't as low as I thought it would be.

Approximately 1.5 games. It is BAD. Maybe I could try comp. I can't find shitters any more. Well, the bottom of the barrel shitters. I lose to good players partied with bad players.

Zenyatta after his attacks became slow-ass projectiles
I hate how they did that to him just to make Ana

What is the voice line meta for Bastion?
I want to be ready for when the patch goes live and the Salt Powered Robot is back.

There's no fun in losing *in Overwatch

Press button to wins are never satisfying to lose too

Flat is justice, man.

>spread makes aiming for their bodies or their heads a hard choice since it seems to vary
>with it narrowed, my Roadhog can now aim at the head with 100% of confidence all of the time

Thanks, Trumpama.

It's my bday /owg/ I am 26

I like the one where he goes *bee doop bee do bee*

Go away grandpa

Find a hero from each team class that you enjoy and can play competently, and you'll eliminate 90% of the problem because you'll always have something to go back to.

The other 10% is reminding yourself that the golden weapons are like the Legend cardback in Hearthstone: no one cares. Once you make the goal of your game "have a fun game" and not "I need to win for the reward", you're set.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Is not for sexualizing.

>Haven't played since early season 2
>Trying out Sombra
>mfw learning to hop around and scale buildings with her translocator
It's like Tracer blink but with a z-axis

>playing Hollywood
>our rein keeps screwing up
>one of our guys keeps blasting him for the mistakes
>don't say anything cause he is fucking up pretty bad
>near second to last point we are running out of time
>he makes a bad charge and dies
>eager absolutely loses it at him fo over extending
>the rein just lets out a quiet and sad "sorry" before bailing on the game
>got steamrolled on defense 5v6

In hindsight I wish I had said something. Poor kid/girl probably was trying her best the whole round and felt like shit

Hee hoo hoo. It's the one where he sings.

Symmetra has to be the most boring hero to play against

She sucks the fun out of the whole thing so hard it's not even funny

I like the one that lounds like a squeaking guinea pig.

t. DVa main

Fareeha was built for pleasuring.

Happy birthday, user!

I want to FUCK D.Va IN HER ASS!

Go play a few thousand hours of DOTA and you'll be able to find the joy in losing literally anything. At least OW ends precisely when it needs to.

That is why I never sperg out at people, not even in comp.
I know some people don't give a shit because "lol it's just the Internet bro! XD" but I just don't feel compelled to act like a cunt towards some strangers.

Word

We all do.

Happy birthday, Hana.

Yeah, that one is cool.

That one is great, I do have it equipped.

kek I think I know which one this is, it's kinda funny.

>Successful defense of Gibraltar
>PotG is me (Mercy) killing an ulting Genji, then flying to the cart for a 3m rez
>Everyone starts flaming Genji

That's right, bitch. Don't forget who owns you.

That is Swiss property that poo is defiling

Ive never wanted to fuck a not-real girl thos much before. Also the first time I have ever wanted to fuck someone in the ass.

What ass?
She's flat as a board.

>gibraltar on defense
>be zarya
>enemy team wipes out my entire team and and only lost 1 guy.
>high charge
>IT'S FUCKIN GO TIME
>ult 3 of them and wipe them
>last 2 are a lucio and hog.
> dodging hooks and projectiles like i'm fucking neo
>kill lucio
>right before hog dies my teammates start getting back
>hold the payload for the rest of the round at the same point and the enemy team only got it half way to the second point
>fuck yeah an easy comp win
>our lucio says something about his keyboard isn't working and leaves
fuck

I like tight butts.

You just gave us a whole story about how you are THE BEST and team wiped then solo but then say you cannot win without your lucio?

I gave a story about a hero play and then lost because it's 5v6. One hero play doesn't mean you can always win.

What mouse do you use to play this game /owg/?
Do you recommend it?

Mine is starting to crap out.

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Post yfw "YOU'RE POWERED UP! GET IN THERE!"

>mfw