cutest starstar edition
SC2 General
Joel Barish: I can't see anything I don't like about you.
Clementine: But you will, you will think of things and I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me.
Joel Barish: Okay.
Clementine: Okay.
okay im back and ill post here
god this thread is already a disaster. never trust a garfield to start a new thread
>tfw you ate something that didnt agree with you
its gonna be a long night...
dead?
make a cute innovation edition
anal sex is my brothers forte
so fuck me in the butt! its not gay
>not feeling well
>laying in bed
>turn over onto right side
>throw up within 3 seconds of turning over
>vomit 12 times including once out the nose
im feeling a lot better now
cant go to sleep and i have work in 4 hours..
...
gunned down in traffic...
+1
chess is gay as fuck
perfect for you then LOL
hahahah oh wow fucking pwned
king piece up my butt - gay
queen up my butt - not gay
just depends what mood im in
*grabs your butt*
best gay for black
p -pawn h5!!!!
this is wizards chess :B
thats totally barbaric! >:|
it's soyu birthday btw
pd...
hxh is a timeless masterpiece
how old does something need to be for it to be considered timeless
uh duhh the clue is in the name it doesnt be invented yet
gook
watch this kid
Nxc4
*soyufaps*
*unsheathes my katana and stabs you with it*
Bxc7
heh looks like this is over kid
oh really?
Na3 check :)
fucking machine playing piece of shit
i bet that's the akari poster again
fuck off
proof it faggot dipshit imbecile also owned
:)
>8 hour thread
>32 replies
wow
:(
omo...
how was it
its a sunday were all busy at church
destiny boosted his rating by playing rated games against mr mouton...
yeah you would know
ah... another day hungover...
just applied for a job im probs not gonna get
hehe
never say never!
good morning!
gook~
you guys are faggots
i have awoken
thread is much better without the reddit poster
quake
soyu
...
snow :o
What is my perfect crime? I break into Blizzard HQ at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's Kim Phan. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold.
Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the CEO of Blizzard. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Kim Phan to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
>Me right now.
lost in the sauce..
first of all i woke up totally fricken sexually frustrated so i humped the frick out of my bed and almost bent my we*ner in half
then i went to get a big glass of water and got a fricken hair in my mouth!
now i get on the chan to see a fricken fagg*t thread!!!!!!!??????
i try to be a good christian but satan is strong
not posting again until we get a better op!!!!!
cringe
posting from work...no customer has come in so far :D
based
what r u gonna steal?
already drank 2 red bulls and a crunch bar
some fries... maybe some onion rings...
you dont drink crunch bars, mongoloid idiot, you eat them
people still have jobs in 2017 LUL
steal those jalapeno things that aren't onion rings for me ty
wtf i asked my mom to get me some vitamins and she got me childrens flintstones vitamins...
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kill her
then rape her
my nips are so sore%%%
my sis keeps giving me titty twisters$$$
vitamins are a scam
she knew
#aware
chaturbate
.com/yunagirl/
Location: south korea-seoul
why do losers pay for stupid stuff like this. why not just torrent porn
oh shit new dragon ball!!
*virgin alarm activate*
*wee woo wee woo*
virgin detected!
im telling you. its a lot better than paying tokens for fake vibrations
kys idiot
post your p*nis
ill be able to tell by the color if youve ever been inside a girl
until then, shut up! AND I MEANT IT!
:3
biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seriously just took me like 40 wipes to clean up after having a #2... my back is sore and cramping up from doing it...
hahah look at this mr penis inspector
fucking homo lmao
did u bleed
use a bidet moron...
1. do you wipe sitting down or standing ?
2. do you wipe front to back, back to front, side to side, or use a dabbing technique?
god said bidets are for fags
how do people wipe sitting down...
do you know how you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
alligator lives in the swamp
same. based us. barnes and nobles crew 4 lyfe
one will you see you in a while
one will see you later...
how do book stores manage to stay afloat in 2017. people dont read books anymore
uhh. us intellectuals do...
are manga books
I buy books to put on my shelf to look smart
im watching the wire for the first time, do i skip season 2? i heard so much bad stuff about it
phone bitch
wrong board you infantile racist turd
only 4h20min left O_O time to steal another redbull
*adds sc2 on aim*
>aim
america online instant messanger?