/ceg/ - Conan Exiles General

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>Official Links
Website - conanexiles.com/
Steam Store - store.steampowered.com/app/440900/

>What is Conan Exiles?
Conan Exiles is a survival game made by the devs of Age of Conan, and it's currently on the Early Access fun ride.

>Official Premium Veeky Forums Servers
old server : 167.114.159.112:7927 (Veeky Forums videogames)
new server : 69.162.126.51:7777 (Veeky Forums hyena funhouse)

>Server not showing in the list?
Go to your Properties for Conan Exiles on Steam, and open the Launch Options, then type in : +connect 167.114.159.112:7927 or +connect 69.162.126.51:7777

>Helpful hint of the day
Don't go north of the southern river until you have full armor and are at least Level 10.

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porky porky mate

I'm gonna build a bedroll hidden beneath the terrain in every thrall spawn point I see and you can't stop me

>find bedroll
>ban user

ded game

>soft

where are all the swimming animations

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If I liked Wurm Online but hated the combat would I probably like this?

Wurm has a million times more depth so maybe not.
Try again in 2-3 years.

Nice

>tfw finish manor/villa and don't know what to build next

slavin' & tradin' is kinda fun when you find sane community

>being libertaria
we're going to wipe that shit out.

>we're going to wipe
It's ok I'm already empty inside.

Honestly we have no idea who's building shit all over the place. It would be nice to get their names so we can deal with them.

It's your clan, your responsibility. Either you handle or the rest of the server will handle you.

Today Trug was accused of using speed hacks, this was later proven untrue.

It turns out, Trug truly was clicking faster than his opponent.

I'm not their leader. I joined because I was asked to since I built right next to their base and never bothered to build anywhere else.
It's nearly impossible to manage the tribe given the current state of the game.

who else /comfy/ ?

Oh fuck thats nice

>tfw I'll probably end up buying this game just for the comfy looking building
On that note, is the base building fucked at all or is it generally accepted to be nice?

the snap points are kinda shit and you can't build too high without supports

Base building is acceptable, it's hard to make certain shapes happen since there are no diagonal blocks, only cake slices at best, but once you get used to it and find the workarounds, you can easily make really nice looking places! Unfortunately most people, even on RP servers settle for a Dried-Poo Box.

Sounds fairly standard I guess.

How are RP servers anyways? It seems like it would be neat in this game provided the admins don't have pants on head retarded strict rules to follow.

The 3 servers I've played on haven't been that strict, but no griefing allowed, you can steal from people and kill them, but usually you should have a roleplay reason, the RP-PvP concept is a lot of fun, adds more depth, clan-conflict etc! I'd definately recommend it.

i'll take a moist poo box

>usually you should have a roleplay reason
This is okay. When admins start requiring fucking forms to be filled out and submitted where both parties have to agree to fight is when shit gets real bad.
Any consensus on ERP being allowed/banned and would people see my steam name in game?

as long as you don't tell anyone your steam name and make your character name different no one can tell you're sucking every futacock you see.

I haven't seen any flat out ERP servers, there's usually a little tidbit about how they allow "all forms of RP" or "with permission" etc. A lot of them require an application. Mostly due to limited slots.

Yeah your steam name is visible ingame, ERP is not something I've tried, but people have added me on steam after roleplaying ingame and written quite smutty things / hitting on me. So I don't think it would be too hard to arrange something, the two RP servers I've played on have been for adults tho.. so I think that helps in the whole.. sexual spectrum of things!

One of my RP servers have password, you join their discord and the admins just want to talk to you quickly, make sure you're not the scout for some russian zerg party, once in (took like 2 minutes from within finding the server) I was being escorted to a clan stronghold where they equipped and took me in with some fun Roleplay involved, I got to gather and help them build an outpost and one of the guys offered me a drink at the tavern once we where done for the day. Definately comfy, (adult server, so they basically told me "have sex if you wanna, just dont do it in the global chat please!")

Noice, but Conan uses steam servers correct? So they would still see me in their recently played list. I don't know if my paranoia could handle that.

I sort of doubted explicitly ERP servers were out there and applications seem like a given to help keep out the turbo-shitters with a whitelist

>your steam name is visible ingame
I'm getting mixed messages here.

I'm only really concerned about people finding my steam because I have normies on there who I would rather not know I'm secretly a dirty grill online.
I'm too cheap to buy Conan for two accounts since I'm sure the normies would want to play Conan for a bit with me before too long

Could be a server option, but I can just hit, like you said, recently played, and find everyone I want to find, but hey. If you're a dirty person, be a dirty person, don't let your dreams be dreams!

>don't let your dreams be dreams!
There may be a furry I know through work on my friends list, but I'm not yet ready to come out of my closet of degeneracy to them

Should clarify, "them" in this context is supposed to mean my whole friends list, not just the furry. I merely named them as they are the most degenerate person on my friends list although still a chill guy.

No need to announce it, just be yourself and if they ASK, you can choose if you want to answer vaguely or just leave it be.

Parading what you're into sexually is not something I recommend, just do it, don't put a sign on it!

>spoiler
Buy it on a second account, and when your normies want to play tell them you know someone who might let you play with his account and play with your second account?

where/what is happening on hyena that makes laori and trump bitch all fucking day in global chat? like is there screenshots?

>Workshop already getting shit

Good mods soon

I mentioned my paranoia earlier, and I don't think I could trust someone to keep the shit in game and out of my steam profile. I'm from /pol/ and I feel immense shame towards my degeneracy.

I really should go to sleep earlier and not shitpost at night. I start self reflecting too much and everything gets weird from there on

The normies know I'm not a nigger who shares accounts since I've was burned in the past over letting some poorfag bum off my Minecraft account for a while.

discord.gg/wJGbGde
why do i do this nobody ever uses it anyways

It should be added to the OP next time

thanks footfag

don't worry, lots of people have degenerate fetishes and still live nondegenerate lives. i like feet, bdsm, humiliation, pet play, latex and recently got into butt stuff and i'm quite the /pol/ack as well, just don't let your friends know about either of those :3

deus vult ~

I guess people really dont practice what they preach

what does this mean? im a kinky evro

I don't preach all of /pol/'s supposed values, but if push came to shove I would align myself with the nationalists and renounce my degenerate shortcomings as best I could.
My only regret is that I will never ever actually be a white woman that can bring the next generation into the world

If your beliefs overlap with you goals of your life then I can't tell you what to do.
But I can honestly tell you that yourself as a individual has little to no impact of the overall future of the world. You should enjoy yourself and make sure anyone you bring into this world has the same opportunity you had to live your life.

they haven't had an update in a while

i know what it means now
youre wrong

by browsing pol doesnt mean im the typical right wing, i dont like capitalism(doesnt mean i enjoy some parts of it)
>socialist
>nationalist
>doesnt want to kill jews nor muslims, just wish that they'd live where they belong and for the EU and usa to stop bombing their country so they dont have to flood up to where i live and rape me, rape should only be a fantasy thing in videogames like conan exiles, not in real life, thats rude!

I agree

wrong. he wasnt clicking faster. I was doing double click attack which makes right slash and combines it with left slash. He wasnt aware of th move so he was clicking once per right slash animation. That fits 1-2 more slashes between your double click shit attack. GG thanks. die in fire. And stop posting your autism

We follow the NAP bro.

Holy shit who's the cuck that keeps blocking other people from accessing the Set priest? Why must you be such a goddamn nigger? I'm growing tired of fixing your bullshit just to find out you reverted it to its previous state and take the blame for it

>lure an elephant into a camp
>capture the blacksmith npc while they are busy fighting the elephant
>half way back to my base get a hyena on my ass
>turn around and cleave both it and the blacksmith in half
fuck

thats why you dont run away from aggro while draging bitchez and other shit face it kill it continue

I feel you. I had a bitch hogtied and was running and had a rhino on my ass. I finally turned to kill it, and the rhino killed my bitch.

>Yeah your steam name is visible ingame,
Which sucks. Unimmersive having a well-chosen name only to have XxXpuSsYZlayzorxXx right below.

>wake up, nice morning, but whats this, screaming?
>some wild looking asshole with huge rippling muscles cutting his way through our village
>jesus christ I better help!
>get bonked in the noggin'
>start to come to, being dragged through bushes, over tiny rocks, burning hot sand
>hear the laughter of a hyena behind us
>motherfucker cuts me in half

WHYYYY DUDE!

is this intentional blocking or is it kewl?

It's my old outpost before joining Lib. I built the staircase as a shortcut from the hill to the river and I occasionally use it for the temple and the furnace inside. Other than that there's not much going in there.
I scouted around before settling down and I'm pretty sure I am not blocking any spawn point.

However if you feel that it's in the way I will proceed to tear it down next time I login

>T2 doors/walls on a base
>T1 foundations

Time for a hard lesson.

fuck spiders, they're like ranged hyenas

>read post about people ghosting into people's bases by "abusing high pc settings and going into unloaded walls"
>my pc is too beastly and stuff loads from 200 yards away

Wait 'till you reach locusts

content when

did you see the new creatures

Hopefully soon. Someone on leddit mentioned the next update will force a server wipe.

So apparently Knut Avenstrup Haugen will return to do more music for Exiles. I wonder if they can get Helene Boksle to record some more vocal tracks...

Source?

i have a feeling it's gonna be a big patch with tons of stuff added

tfw have to wait until the end of the month before I can get my hands on this

Don't worry it's shit. Buy for Honor instead

I doubt it if you follow all of the dev accounts they were working nonstop for awhile even on weekends now they're all taking time off again also the lead art bitch hasn't been working for like the last 2 weeks and shes literally the only one who does character shit

>all the conan streamers i was watching non-stop are now for honor streamers 24/7
>most of them bitched out the first time they got raided

>new content
God please no! I don't care if I can build a new tier of building items or fight a new monster when I struggle against poor performance or bugged instances.
Give me more item permissions, fix snapping in building mode, improve archery and give me a reason not to dump everything on grit or vitality...

This is a the game with the wiener physics isn't it

Yep. If you like dangly dongs in your videogames, this is the game for you.

Is this the rust thread?

>mitra
>set
>yog

which one lads
rolling hyenas instead of Veeky Forums

do i need to hold your dick when you piss? and wipe your ass?

Anybody here knows how much HP the red dragon and rocknose king have?

only if you stroke my benis tenderly and tickle my prostate

>rocknose king have?
Around 20,0000-25,000.

He's not too bad, but he takes a bit of getting used to if you try and kite him solo.

>Shaved and Oiled (females) mod

Do they let you have sex in this game?

i get raped by hyenas every day

>shaved
what kind of pansy bullshit

>raided a bunch of shitter huts for bark and metal
>people log on
>"oh yeah server crash ate chests and doors"

Does anyone have a map of where the Arch Priest of Yog is?

Rip serber

Living in central is suffering. Every time I manage to rope a fucking dancer or blacksmith, they disappear on me halfway through the goddamn trip home

The local nogs are fucking useless and never spawn anything useful. Probably going to have to at least set up a small base out east specifically so I can break them soon as I catch them.

So glad we still dont have a password on the server and normies can just come in and raid everyone no problem.

There goes 2 days worth of work.

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looks like this post was about u lmao

Sadly this.
Give us good combat and good AI.
Then new and good mechanics.
Then pretty stuff.
Then final optimisation.
then mods will be ready.

Youd be salt as well if you got raided right after you fell asleep after not fucking with anyone.

Just fucking kill me

Building shitty looking buildings needs to be a bannable offense.

Looks like hyena is starting to go to shit.

Anyone happen to know?