Chevy Cringe

Kek

Chevy advertising has been consistently shit for like a decade now

I know theyre in with Transformers but that commercial was just as lame as the movies

How old are you that you still watch TV?

This is fucking genius.

That was laughably bad

Chevy desperately needs a new marketing department.

youtube.com/watch?v=xTfS0nAgfuE

Okay, these are pretty fucking great.

I saw it on YouTube

>Inb4 hurr he doesn't use adblock durr

I'm not a cool atheist hacker like you user

>Chevy desperately needs a new design team, new engineering team, and a new quality control team

ftfy

I don't get it. It was like your inisharu dee episodes. I bet if it had Dagumi racing his hajirogu against an AI car and then a flashback of Punta tells him "AIs don't have willpower" and then doriftos into it to break the digital car, Veeky Forums would be all like WHOAH-OH-OH SUPA SAWNIK FIYAH!

youtube.com/watch?v=ySBY1OpvNrY

ALFA STRONK, CHEBY A SHIT!!!!!!

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>17337
Sorry guys that's the closest to 1337 I could do.

>if something is in your way just drive through it
Chevrolet knows its consumer very well

Jesus, my fucking sides

Now THIS is a fucking car commercial right here

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>Audi commercial not posted

Get ready to learn, bigots. #DriveProgress

youtube.com/watch?v=G6u10YPk_34

Oh fuck I thought I had forgotten about it

God dammit

I mean, I don't blame GM for marketing the car to teens who find this shit cool but, you do know what more teens means for the muscle car market.... expect HP reductions/ different "budget" versions that are kid-proof (see: A FUCKING V4 MUSTANG)

try throwing yurobeat over it. I muted the audio and played youtube.com/watch?v=PXbmD43_E64

They ended up accidentally triggering the feminists too. Top kek vag.

You'll never forget, and you shouldn't.

Have you seen the commercial for the Silverado? They say they have not only one but 5 special editions. 5 special editions ain't special anymore. The one special edition just like the other four.

Why would anyone ever use social media when literally anything they say (regardless of intended meaning) can and WILL be picked apart by some perpetually-offended niche group.

It just beggars belief. Silence these days is the only option. Welcome to Oceania, 1984.

What the fuck was even the plot there
How'd he even win? He just drove into her and she turned into cyber dust?

>like a BMW Tesla combination

this is just as trash as any cheby commercial. every single fucking one of these ads that use the achievements of totally unrelated people (moon landing, space shuttle, wright brothers, tesla, pretty much any dead science celebrity) to advertise their cars might as well not even have the fucking car in it, and it's ironic that italians pick the space shuttle because it was an overpriced, overhyped, unreliable piece of shit.

>Welcome to Oceania, 1984.
Faggot

That's actually stupid enough that I would believe it if you said that woman wasn't acting. I don't doubt that you could rebadge a Malibu or Focus as a Bimmer and retarded west coast women/faggots would lease it without a second thought.

Toyota started this bullshit. Fucking blame them.

Nobody beats Kia commercials. This is one of the greatest commercials of all time. Not just car commercials, but commercials in general.

youtube.com/watch?v=GSDji8Uk7qQ

Considering GM's marketing department posts on Veeky Forums, I'd have to agree.

Assmad Nissan fangirl detected

>not buying a corolla
youtube.com/watch?v=UaA2liN9LKM

>we can never go back to comfy 80's ads
Sad!

youtu.be/Msd5ltrMd3Y

Initial D was created by people who actually mountain race.

10/10

>That insecurity
It's okay to be technologically illiterate, gramps. It's expected of you.

I am a douche, the commercial
youtube.com/watch?v=3OLeb4Z0aDw

Now that is a good commercial, not annoying or attention grabbing, states the facts and plays a pretty cool video.

Fuck I forgot bout this commercial, I think they know they fucked up with this one

i bet that cost 10 million dollars

These sort of "lifestyle guide" advertisements are the absolute worst

at least rob zombie's still getting his royalties there at the end

>brought to you by the company with a $7k red sticker package
>meanwhile Dodge the father Cummin the daughter is putting the 6.4 Hemi into anything with 4 wheels

youtube.com/watch?v=LmBOYtjBtOE

that actually synched up pretty well

youtube.com/watch?v=3j-qy1s1RIM

Lol, Chevy made a response to this commercial, like towing a fucking mountain of foam shaped rocks or some shit.

>cars are 95% self-driving
>somehow hitting 100% is EBUL and the power of FUCK YEAH HUMANITY will always prevail

youtube.com/watch?v=GQKG4mPakZM
this guy is going to be the next biggest thing on youtube

wow they even have this stupid campaign in different languages. jesus fuck.

Toyota is p based

>mfw car commercials without mustaches or background singers
youtube.com/watch?v=kWF-hH1nloo

gundamguy.blogspot.com/2013/08/zeonic-toyota-char-aznable-x-toyota-ms_27.html

Dang Kia. That was psweet.

wow man that commercial was so amazing

I think Dodge makes some good non-cringy commercials.

Except the ones with that one obnoxious faggot.

youtube.com/watch?v=wpRvMT9aUb0

i blame the jews

can't you at least be subtle you gookshit shills?

90s nissan had the best commercials

youtu.be/VI2L82eUoJU

youtu.be/3LPWpzNWO88

Remember young one, life is a journey. Enjoy the ride.

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That commercial is fucking obnoxious desu

POST MORE COMFY 80s COMMERCIALS
youtu.be/apmyMeHbI4o

At first i was thinking you were overreacting but yeah fully cringe. I get what they were trying to do i think but poor choice

This ads less gay than Chevy
youtube.com/watch?v=FdpjM3OeLSo

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It synched up stupidly well.
>Also improved the clip

>Audi go full #progress
>Kia go full FUCKING MANLY AS FUCK
wtf I love Kia now

Kill yourself japanon

fucking awesome, I got chills from this. cool stuff. I want that car now.

10/10
Good shit

>we brought in one douchebag archetype to shit on it because otherwise people would think they're all paid actors who love the car
Lmao holy fuck

Dodge

>How the fuck can any automotive company come up with a commercial this fucking gay?

Bitch please.

youtube.com/watch?v=uFZijfqlhJQ

>Scion

rip in piss

Also not all their ads are shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zy7FaeHVD8o

>>we brought in one douchebag archetype to shit on it because otherwise people would think they're all paid actors who love the car

It's a parody.

I liked this one
vimeo.com/13287475

I bet that truck was well over capacity.

>Not a single commercial for the Volt or Bolt

youtube.com/watch?v=xTfS0nAgfuE

Remember when car commercials weren't designed for cucks?

Thank you for posting this.

>Remember when car commercials weren't designed for cucks?

I've yet to see a commercial appealing to people who let their spouse have sex with other people.

He pressed the gas harder and the pedal hit the VTAK switch when she was close.

He tried it earlier but she wasn't close enough so he had to hide his power level to trick the computer.

AI can never beat human ingenuity

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master race commercial

youtube.com/watch?v=FWa-oSWGJR4

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>trying to ruse me with the old jewish fake link trick

yeah not today mr. Yeeshai Gooblitz-Sternberg