Going to pick up my date in this car tomorrow

>going to pick up my date in this car tomorrow

the classic mini really is the best car for picking up women, right Veeky Forums?

If she likes Mr. Bean

I've had two classic minis and zero girlfriends

Sure, m8. And then bang her in the back seat.

what a load of tosh!

>its too noisy
>it has aircon right?
>is that the most it goes?
>i dont feel safe

>wow this car is so cute!
>wow this car is so cute!
>wow this car is so cute!
>wow this car is so cute!

kick her out and dodge a bullet

keeper

Mini is a car for faggots.
Easy to pick up and explodes when it's rear ended.

If they're one of those weird Tumblr Anglophiles that wears Union Jack print clothing 24/7, has a Big Ben painting in their room, and obsesses over J.K. Rowling, sure.

thats not a jeep wrangler

I'm British. She's British. This date is happening in London.

>jeep wrangler
>picking up women

If she's your sister, sure.

i'm not american bud
my sister does love the wrangler though

>t. miatafag

the mini is for people who don't need to overcompensate

I think it's a lot smaller than I expected it to be
>TFW can't post pic related of the one I own because the file is too large

I don't think I've ever been able to pick up girls with mine. They generally quite like it though, whilst being a bit terrified. I've actually had girls say my other car is much better in terms of one girls would like a guy to drive.

Just keep making jokes about guys with small dicks driving big cars.

whats yer other car?

Depends, does it leak through the sun roof and have a bit of rust on the door sill? then you should kill yourself :/

i have 5 cars, all of them from the 1970's, and ive never had a gf

good luck

did you ever fap in one

No. Your autistic car is too small and will make women think you are too poor to afford a modern mini.

Women want a car they can get nailed in the back seat in and dont feel like a sardine can.

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no, but thinking i was going to get instantly laid because of an old car showed i was a fool for boomer mythology

>pick em up in a small car
>desensitise them for close contact
I get you famalam

I'm starting to think I should have bought that SW20 MR2 instead...

>Women want a car they can get nailed in the back seat in and dont feel like a sardine can.

Can confirm

They literally prefer spacious grocery getters over cars with heritage

Or you could have compromised and gotten an AW11. It has the tiny charm and cuteness of a Mini and Miata, with enough lines to have some masculinity.
Would have been the perfect middle ground between a Mini and a SW20.

Girls love mine and my gf told me I'm not ever allowed to get rid of it.

bitches love my mini

Only if she's not fat.

Get a 2002tii you faggot

would bitches like a 124 sport spider?