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>INFORMATION & GUIDES/
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New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Discord: discord.gg/gxGqKkH
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/

Previously:

Other urls found in this thread:

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youtube.com/watch?v=iDdXYd4d-78
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

1st for Penis Dota

>good boy guides
How does this faggot have thousands of views? He has like a 2k knowledge of the game.

youd be surprised how many

penis

smelly dotards

where's crystal maiden is a slut poster? you cmfags are getting out of control

Yeah as much as 4k gets trashed on, I was pleasantly surprised that 4k means the top 16% percentile if this is true:

opendota.com/distributions

But yeah good boy caters well to the casuals. Most youtubers that have success do.

There's a large difference between catering to casuals and literally being a casual.

He has like an hour long video talking to some jungle beamers on how he gained 600 MMR playing necromancer and it's really fucking apparent goodgoy has a miniscule understanding of the game.

Along with that David b Bowie guy.

>MMR Distribution by Country
God damn, Korea strong.

idk if opendota got around it, but before the graph was quite skewered towards high mmr players since most people that use opendota over dotabuff are more 'invested' in the game with it being lesser known n shit.
they may have gotten around it now/its become more known or whatever though

They haven't.

There is a disclaimer at the top of the page: "his data set is limited to players displaying MMR on profile and sharing public match data.
Players do not have to sign in, but due to the opt-in nature of the data collected, averages are likely higher than expected." and its only "1.8m players".

But obviously the takeaway is that there are heaps of low-tier players below 4k that are not accounted for.

>There's a large difference between catering to casuals and literally being a casual.
Casual catering to casuals. Same thing.

Ugggh god I just fed like shit to a Pudge

Whole team flaming me

He just knew how I was going to dodge every single time

Feels so bad

Who were you?

If he knew how you were going to walk then you were not dodging but just walking into hooks.

Isn't it like the same deal with Baumi?
They don't even have a personality, just a 2k echobox to tell noobs what they already think they know.

5 bucks he tried to dodge by walking in a straight line.

hello?

>You will never have a comic where CM runs to Lina in tears as Lina learns that she got doomed while ward setting in the jungle and barely escaped with her life as she now has to live the rest of her life as a DOOMED person. Now fated to bring misfortune and pain to those who even associate with her and experiencing a neverending ending torrent of mental and physical pain.
>In perhaps the only moment of sisterly love Lian comforts her sister discrete hiding the fact that anyone DOOMED by Doom himself who lack the inhumanely large amount of magical power to remove it is after death their soul is teleported straight too Doom himself where they live an eternity of suffering.
>Those DOOM personally has interest in become a part of his unholy harem and CM beiung the looker she is is guaranteed in it.

>Now it's just CM walkign by and Lian laughing at CM for getting doomed before telling her that there'sa medicine for that but refuses to tell her the location of the closest doctor so she has to walk around Doomed which is the equivalent of dunce cap

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Sauce on that OP image?

>tfw our stupid Cunt Maiden wastes all our wards on a tree and dropped our gem on top of it.

>Enemy buys a gem to counter our Riki
>We recover it and dump it in fountain
>Our Dazzle grabs it and runs off alone into the enemy jungle
>Ask him what the fuck he's doing
>"Chill I'm just gonna deward real quick"
>He dies trying to deward Dire inner cliff
>Call him out on being an idiot
>"Relax it's just a game bro"

Dump your art pieces. Go.

Here you go lad

I've never understood why is there such a huge spike at 4k, my only theory is that most people stop playing ranked once they hit 4k and just use the number as a digital penis and show it to everyone.

>break 1/2/3/4/5/6 whatever milestone mmr number
>show ur mmr again
>lose it
>hide mmr again
or as you said, get above certain mmr point then tell yourself ''whatever I'm happy with that number''
but unfortunately, also account buyers
buy 4.5k account, drop 450 mmr, ''oh shit my e-peen i must stay 4k'', stop playing ranked

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Hands off my peru boy you fgt

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What do you mean?

Almost done with my dump

You pretty much nailed it. Staying in a certain skill bracket is more important to these people.

After all, "4000mmr and 4999mmr are both "4k mmr" but 3999mmr is "3k mmr""

Aaaand /dump

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>moe
>death stare
..Guess its cute

meant to post this one first couldnt find it

h-he~o dotards ~ !

meh, i personally got stuck on 4,1k party mmr, and really cant seem to be able to advance any more

wow so cute!

strong slavic nose game right there

Come on, I seriously can't find anything. Help me out with this.

What's the point in playing this game if you are a shitter and will never get better ever?

if you are bad at something and dont enjoy being bad, you either quit or you git gud

This game is just hero arena to people who don't understand the advanced mechanics. If they have fun they'll play it.
If it's no longer fun because they've hit a wall then they'll quit.

monkey king is so much fun

How badly will china burn this time?

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God Shanghai was fun. I'm Chinese but there was something oddly satisfying seeing all of the Chinese teams get all the bottom positions as if it were some sort of divine intervention happening.
Or everyone just going along with the script.

provided newbee dont choke they should get atleast one team in high placement

Wings and Newbee are playing decently, the rest of the teams however...

the sword on the newbee logo triggers me so much. it would be so useless as an actual sword

na dud its just angles

The Chinese only care about TI don't they because thats where all the big money is.

top/famous Chinese players like Burning make more money from salary + streaming than from winning TI

Winning TI is less of a financial motivation for Chinese players as it is for Western players

However winning TI means that you'll be invited to every tournament the following year (season?) which also allows you to get more money.

FUCK ICEFROG FOR NERFING MY WIFE ONCE AGAIN

Yeah I think that for chinese players TI is the place where you make yourself known as a good player, that way people are more likely to show to your streams.

>EE plays with a framed picture of anime girls next to his computer
Does this make you better at dota?

>TI6 ended exactly 6 months ago

fucking hell

Is this the new instawin meme hero?

How do you even counter him without picking other meme heroes like Necro?

Apart from a shrinking contingent of animeNEETs, the gulag is not truly retarded

The gulag knows that it is dying
it knows that its game is dying
it knows that its time is short

Listen, buddy. Here's the real redpill

Veeky Forums is dying and has been ever since Chinkmoot took over. Thanks to /pol/, reddit and Veeky Forums are literally indistinguishable. Enjoy the anonymous shitposting now, these are the last days of BadReddit

just because your shitty hugbox is dying doesn't mean the site is dying

"Prestige" and "Honor"

The fuck can you even do with this hero, its basically a bad slardar.

Time for the knowledge bomb

This site is literally only visited by beaners

Reddit is the place to be for normalfags.

Rush blink?

is that the fappening

also

>using google search as a metric for Veeky Forums
wew

>Reee the normie boogeyman , etc

maybe im ignorant, but I feel d2g is the only alive general. It is around for a while now and people actualy post here. For me perosnaly I come here for esports stuff. Reading stuff from animeneets and blogshitters is too much

For me, it's d2g. The best fast board general.

cent is badslardar in the first 10-15 minutes and in the first 5 min of lane(since he dont have sprint as escape), but in many lineups, a global cd escape/initiation tool scales much better than slardar single target vision and armor reduction (which can be purged off by euls, manta, lotus, all very popular items)
not to mention cent aghs is just ridicolous, and once cent gets a hood or vanguard he outfarms slardar by a ton, which means that bkb's/hearts/aghs are not far out at all

so heah, he is badslardar in terms of getting a 10-15 min blink and ganking around, but past that centaurs ult opens up a world of difference in how you can take teamfights

youtube.com/watch?v=iDdXYd4d-78

im crying lads

Slardar brings a different thing to lineup than Cent. You should compare Cent to Silencer for example imho.

With Slardar you pick an anti-carry that can, in a gank or a pick off before fight, help you melt a fat fucking core hero like that..

EG will fucking roflstomp all of these shits

>You should compare Cent to Silencer for example imho.
I see where you're coming from, but I feel that slardar is much more useable in the early game when he gets lvl 5/6, and instead of joining up with his team he goes to a lane solo to farm and preassure, and then have his team look for fights as 3 or 4 and use his ult to initiate, whilst centaur goes vanguard or hood and then KEEPS farming for that blink and THEN he starts being the initator
dont feel like silencer is the same, especially not on support since he will get his lvl 6 much later, and of course it has like twice the cd

I think Slardar is offensive while Centaur is defensive, but practically fill the same role: Initiator with good mobility. Still are both anti-carries.

But considering we're in a deathball-ish meta and games end relatively quickly, why is he so good if he is a slow starter?

I don't personally subscribe to the dichotomy of skills as defensive-offensive as most of the skills, even the most defensive skills like Grave can be used "offensively" by slamming it to 10hp Huskar that's in a fight extending his aggressiveness.

This is Kunnka. Say something nice about him.

That's an exception,
most cases grave is defensive because most heroes aren't at their peak when they are about to die.

>Why is a Global haste good guys

He's good at cucking people who refuse to go euls or bkb

Theres a 70 minute game going on where both sides have mega creeps.

Can you X-Mark the spot a glimpsed hero?

Yes you can. That's why Disrutpros can never kill kunkka

>played with a finnstack

I thought all the memes were just memes. They really were the most frustratingly useless wastes of space I've ever played with

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Centaurs talents are good. Also level 25 aura or stomp?

if you have good str, tanky team and more than 1 rightclickers on the enemy team, then its good

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So should I get gud at Tetris now

would anyone be interested in my stream? Im 5k slav, I like memes and can answer stuff in english

no unless you think you'd enjoy a game that's like 99.9% mechanics

I'm down to watch but I have one request.
I want you to pick a core, queue EU and be the most obnoxious Russian player who spams ping and won't shut up on the mic, like, just say "cyka" a lot and make it seem like you're complaining.
But then at the same time I want you to switch to perfect English and say overly complimentary stuff to your supports and commend people on their plays to confuse them.