/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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>Gear Design Contest (Ranged Magic DPS/Healer Edition)
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>Patch 3.5 Notes
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>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXII and XXXIII
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>Red Mage Teaser:
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>Fanfest interview with Yoshi:
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I need lewd pictures of that one red elezen that used to post a lot here a while back.

Anyone have an imgur album or anything saved?

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Lizards.

xth for c@

yes, because they're designed to combine together.

with any luck, they'll even be smart enough to have the combined staff stay together between casts until you use a sword attack.

Sad? Lonely? Depressed? No Valentine and need a pick-me-up? Your ol' pal Beepy has your back!

Just pst your address and have a wonderful gift delivered right to your front door!

>tfw no beepy gf

I'm confused..

zth for Midlanders only having decent faces in the right lighting.

I wonder if the devs know how disheartening it is for a beastman rep to be 10 off after doing your dailies.

They're a single weapon. This is why there is a single RDM weapon in the Collector's Edition, not two. There is only the Chocobo Knife, not Chocobo Knife and Chocobo Crystal

Remember that St. Valentine's day is only just a fun excuse to celebrate your love with another. It is not an official holiday, so don't sweat it if nobody will be your 'Valentine'!

4 days
4 days till angry cries of badly broken japanese becomes audible worldwide

What if I want you to be my gift?

A boyfriend basically, come to Gridania

I'm going to marry an elezen~!

YAMMYROE

But I don't want a boyfriend

who is this drawfriend and where can I find their work? I very much like it

If pampers got banned, so can the drawfag. Report on sight.

Everyone wants a boyfriend.

Daily reminder, that all vague posters are cancer and need to kill themselves to purify the gene pool.

You don't know that

np, just respond when you can

Okay, fair enough. Some people also want a husband.

>purify the gene pool
If they never get in the pool and hang out by the arcade all day it doesn't matter.

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This is not exactly a good way to achieve that though

ya got my email anyway right

I'll do this one first

desu if you feel like you're the target of a vaugeposter then you can only get mad at yourself.
dont be a bad person.

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>announcing reports

Sure it is. Don't be so shy.

He has been ban evading for years so he doesn't have to care about breaking the rules.

Are you still the same person? You're kind of intriguing.

Intensive care unit is ready. We're beginning the treatment the moment he posts his pseudo "art".

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>Tfw in love with an ebin

Can you go haunt another general please? This one has enough of people making empty posts with nothing but selfies. You're a bit insufferable

I just want to fuck cats.

You mean they don't have decent faces normally?

which one?

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Same here brah.

who's your ebin crush user?

His art isn't even good. Don't reply to him and report him.

>you gotta pay 200 bucks to get this sick sword

sometimes the lighting is weird and my midlander looks like he was hit in the face with lemons and sadness.

I'm pretty sure it comes with the digital deluxe, too.

Jaiba...

The digital version has it, too

god damn what did I do

it's threebatchesanon google mail

nah man sorry

It's cool, most of the lighting makes my midlander look irritated, and in deep thought otherwise in any other lighting. Seriously try looking at something right under you.

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>tfw everyone on ultros is shit

;;

I showed you my Skofnung, now answer me.
I'm pretty sure you meant in light, but the angle was too good to pass up.

respectable
imminent buyer's remorse

Then I guess I will contribute to the effort of trying to get rid of you.

no dont cry...

who is your bf

are they cute

>tfw femroes actually just look like bulldogs mixed with ogres

Drawtrash is the same breed of attention prostitution avatarfagging is

They do the same kind of damage to the thread

>Tank refuses to just pull the entire dungeon even though we can all handle it

blacked

Just wish the fingers weren't square.

WHO IS /XIVG/'S BIGGEST KEK? I NEED TO BE THE BULL IN A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW!

I actually agree to this and notice how they said no one from DRAKN and no one responded....

>tfw you finally leave and all the people who said they care about you don't even notice

Let the general burn, and proclaim the start of an attention crusade.

Makes sense huh? Drawfag is a tumor.

proci

Id rather have a dead general
than one full of lewdness and no content

Awesome, glad i already preorder my 400 dollar edition yonks ago

Fuck this shit is depressing, feel like this everyday famalam.

>There are people who think Samurai won't be in when the next antagonist is literally a Samurai

Yeah and Hillary has a 95% chance of winning

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What should I spend my poetics on? I'm level 54 and about to cap them.

Try the /v/ threads?

poetics are useless right now. Just buy the gear with poetics that looks best to you or save them for the weapons.

I'll be where you know I'll be.

look man i don't deny the samurai bit because it's real but zenos yae galvus has fuck all to do with new jobs

Li- Oh wait, you said big

w

Unidentified items if you want to make a 3.0 relic.
you need 10 of each and there's 4 Unidentified things.

....Except all the npcs/antagonists in HW that had greatswords when dark knight was released?

really cute meower

too bad it's only good for being covered in semen

I'm fine with this description.

cam for me

>too bad
what's bad about that

yeah because all those npcs they gave greatswords to totally have anything to do with dark knight

remember all those dark knight animations thordan didn't use? me too.

HELLO LADIES

cam

Do you erp with our without a penis, asking for a friend.

Put some clothes on and I'll call you cute

le elaborate year long falseflag for me colin

Fine.

hey there. message me and let's RP.

Yep, you're cute

most people aspire to be more than a cumguzzling slut

not that it matters as long as you know it's all you're good for

spend 40 dollars to pretend to be me colin

without but i haven't erped in like two+ years