You have been selected by a "racing team" to serve as their driver I'm the 24 hours of Veeky Forumstime. Here are the rules 1. No autotragics 2. Only 1 driver per car 3. No pitstops longer than 1 hour 4. If your car breaks down you have to push it into the pits or be disqualified 5. All cars are to be equipped with a throttle overide to make them go faster if the driver is going to slow 6. Cars must be memeworthy 7. The race lasts 24 hours, no breaks, most laps wins 8. Their are 5 classes; motorcycles/scooters, cars with less than 150hp, cars with 150 to 500 hp, cars with more than 500 hp, and semis/busses 9. Only vehicles with an even number of cylinders or an odd number of rotors are allowed, hybrids and electrics can only have their batteries charged by a handcrank generator used by the driver 10. No driver safety equipment allowed except leathers and helmets for bikes, this includes rollcages and seatbelts
Your racing team allows you to choose the car. You can choose any appropriately meme worthy vehicle, and choose any legal engine into it.
What do you choose?
Pic related, you also get to choose a youtuber as your pit chief. You'll need a themesong too.
A civic for 3k with 3 alter- I mean turbos in daisy chain and a fiero body kit on the civic with a really fat wing on the trunk an lsd conversion kit and red conversion kit. Black ice and racing stripes to make it go faster and oh so fresh. Mazda miata lights that blink or what ever that meme is too and a Renault twingo badge and a vape window built into the dash. Engine swapped with an ls1. The radio only plays Eurobeat
Owen Nelson
Replace the windows with plastic bags and duct tape to save on weight. And an Allison transmission to go with it and an aluminum body with a tool kit in the back seat just in case J need to make speed holes in my bed
>red conversion kit I meant rwd conversion kit
Ian Robinson
And bimbo breaks, those special breaks they put in sporty cars or what ever they're called
Charles Hughes
>Tofu mobile with 4A-GE >youtu.be/havhaDYh0Sc for the entire time. >Youtuber: RegularCars
Julian Ward
And Subaru fan guy from YouTube can be my pit crew coach
Alexander Roberts
Kek
Asher Jenkins
>1. No autotragics gayyyy
Angel Bailey
Is direct drive considered automatic?
Michael White
I'd take a Caterham 7 Roadsport with the 140-hp Ford Sigma 1.6 and race in the sub-150-hp class. Given Rule #10, this would be a very, very risky option.
If that isn't "memeworthy" enough then a 1.8 NA Miata with a small turbo.
Logan Campbell
>Only vehicles with an even number of cylinders or an odd number of rotors are allowed, >intentionally banning inline-5s and any stock RX-7 What kind of fucking shit rules are these? Are you part of the F1 board?
Carson Peterson
I'd go with frosty's vette with a skull blower, with this guy as my pit chief.
Angel Fisher
No. Since it doesn't shift at all. Neither are gearboxless electric cars. DCT doesn't count if regular auto is disabled, you HAVE to use the flappy pedals. CVT and slushboxes are banned even if they have flappy pedals Much like F1 I made a clumsy rule that fucked everyone else. Also like F1 I won't modify it, or even admit it was a mistake.
Charles Sullivan
>24 hours >motorcycles
no thanks, after a 3-4 hour hills run i feel like ive been fucked by an orc. Ill take one of those comfy cages please.
Thumbnail looks like a pixel soviet officer driving a caterham.
Nolan Perry
>School bus >mid-rear configuration >Detroit Diesel V24 pushing 140psi of boost >Dually Hoosier drag slicks on the back >27.9L >5,000HP >18,000 lb/ft >81gal fuel tank
and totally reworked suspension so that it can turn without flipping
William Baker
Also, since no automatics
8" clutch plate with hydroelectric assistance
and my youtuber pit chief would be EddieX
and my theme song would be the Magic School Bus theme
Jonathan Sanders
A beat to shit brown diesel Mercedes wagon Scotty Kilmer as crew chief
Christopher Flores
>my EG hatch but with a B16B >EricTheCarGuy because he used to be an Acura/Honda tech
>NA miata that has a welded diff with an ebay turbo pushing the limits of the engine with no hood and ridiculous amounts of weight reduction >the entirety of haggardgarage as my pitcrew themesong >youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
Hudson Walker
>Approaching braking point and ready to turn in REV UP YOUR EN- >Panic consumes you at this outburst, you accidentally slam on the brakes and veer away from his voice, bouncing over the rumblers, clearing the sand trap at the end of your straight and land somewhere 100 miles away in Scotty's backyard where he gets under your car without jack stands
Jordan Morales
>Also like F1 I won't modify it, or even admit it was a mistake. cheeky cunt
Nolan Morris
LS1 swapped first gen Twingo Scotty The lady saying "Merci Twingo" remixed as eurobeat.
Colton Walker
>Toyota Mr2 Aw11 >Transverse mounted Ford V8 5.0L >Using FilthyFrank and Co. as pit crew >Theme song is Tokyo Drift instrumental with "Burning up for you" vocals poorly laid over it. Time to die bois.
DR-Z400 >even number of cylinders fuck. GS500F with GSXR stickers, a fat rear tire (because you can use all of it unlike a ninja 250), and yoshimario pipe. Keith Code (kind of a youtuber because TOTW2 is all over youtube) as my pit chief. For my theme song I would just play a recording of "Once the throttle is cracked open it is rolled on evenly, smoothly, and constantly throughout the remainder of the turn" on repeat for the whole time.
Oliver Gutierrez
Godmachine, more like PLODmachine
because it's SLOW
Daniel Scott
90s rigid mountain bike with a 2 stroke engine strapped to each wheel
