/elyg/ - Elysium General

Intuition.
;)

Elysium is really laggy and overpopulated from what ive heard.
Anethema is anime.
Darrowshire i havent heard much about but nobody seems to play there.

>Can't find groups for anything all of a sudden
>Cities are empty as fuck
>Look at status page
>MFW

Well, now that these servers are completely dead, where are we going next?

Zeth is based

Either stop playing in xiao hours with 10% of the server population or stop shitposting.

Holy shit, is this because of the recent stuff with donations and shit? why are they all so dead?

elysium-project.org/status
Nice mee-may.

Lost all desire to play. None of the classes look fun anymore.

GM power abuse doesn't help with wanting to drop everything.

forum.elysium-project.org/topic/37402-remove-buffs-when-entering-a-raid-instance/

Now I see why the devs hate the community so much.
Having to deal with people this retarded daily must get old quick.

Crestfall PTE ww@

So I haven't played all weekend and now when I try to log in it gives me the Blizz banned screen, try to login to Elysium and my e-mail doesn't exist?

Wtf.

>lvling alt
>meet guy, make friends
>start lvling with him
>he finds out i have a high lvl on the server
>asks if he can have a bit of coin to buy a weapon
>give him 1g so he can buy his weapon cause it will help us both lvl faster
>starts asking for me to pay for every little thing for him
>tells me he wants to make a twink and asks if i can do some enchants for free
>get annoyed with him
>he also expects me to follow him even though he doent know leveling routes and does the quests out of order
>want to play alone now but dont want to be mean to him cause hes a nice guy, just naive.

ni hao

>he fell for the /automated/ meme

top lel

>that last line
>mfw this must be how girls feel about beta guys

it is

orbiters are a blessing and a curse

describe world pvp in one image

i have never raided and i haven't played since the first week that nostalrius came out. i have played WoW since mid TBC to early WoD. currently bored af and i feel like playing this shit again so:
should I make a
a) shaman
b) paladin
c) druid
?

>Zeth is dead
word

Is it how MoH feel about tranny chasers?

>OP links to 3 threads ago
good going

ded thread
ded game

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Madtii what the fuck are you doing I sold that same bow for 100g two weeks ago

Last OP was a shitpost OP, half the links were literal porn or didnt work

Is it doable to get 56-60 in a day?

If you enjoy playing the game in between refreshing Veeky Forums then paladin is for you

yes, I did every level in 3 hours or less at 55+ on elysium

>world pvp without keybinds

easily, i did 52-60 in two days

It's still the previous thread

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>you will never catch a nice sniff of l u m i k a r u 's feet

>not wanting to grab Samfu's hips

>druid passes by and buffs me with MoTW and Thorns
>I'm a shaman and have nothing to buff them back with
>cast water breathing on them and /wave

>tfw in moh
>tfw see artie's clique, complainers, sub-clique and clique talking all the time
>tfw too shy to intervene

How do I change the settings so I see grass farther than 5 meters away so it doesn't just pop up in the distance as I;m walking.

>anything other than withholding p\/ddi of reaching climax

>hurr durr if you he get into hunter melee range hes finished!!11
>lose 2/3 of hp getting into melee
>frag grenade
>death ray
ebin

wow, is this how an admin should be talking to developers of another project?

EPIC
NAME
DROPS

i dont get it are you guys actually gay irl or just meming, why do you always talk about these guys

serious replies only please not even meming just curious what the demographic is like

just leave

players* my bad

forgot this wasnt the usual pornhub link directed @ the webdeveloper

Shenna is some retard tranny who got duped by Asura into handing over ""her"" server

>water breathing on a druid
>who have sealform

no just lonely autists seeking attention

>be a 60 lock
>hunter gets me to 1/2 in range, manage to get to melee range
>fear breaks, he attacks me with a raptor strike that crits for 600 and double hits because dude hand of justice lmao
>died to a fucking melee hunter

Hunters were a mistake

they are right though

>warlock wasting time getting into melee range

If you're aff, dot the hunter, curse of weakness + fear the pet, Drain the hunter.

If you're NF/Conflag, seduce hunter, fear + curse of weakness pet, curse of elements hunter, Soulfire Immolate Conflag Shadowburn /lol at the smoking puddle of flesh sitting where he used to be.

Shit ain't tough nigger.

plz help seeing plants and shit constantly appear a few meters ahead is really annoying

it's a joke

it's literally just them talking about themselves, just ignore

pretty sad

I fucking love him

that you'd take such silly memes seriously? indeed

just go nf/conflag with succubus

this

>samfu will never be your gf (male)

salty cucks is completely dead on zeth. what guild can i put my shaman (boipucci) in now?

reroll puppers i guess or join one of the chinese guilds on horde

>male
not much longer

>you will never x samefag
Damn...

lmao

> want to play alone now but dont want to be mean to him cause hes a nice guy, just naive.
he's using you like a bitch you are

I was wall jumping in WPL and got lost. I've never seen this area before and I'm scared to see what's down the road ;_;

If you can heal and join bgs in your ebin damage spec you should consider killing yourself.

>a state of horde
Every fucking time.

reminds me of that time i got sent flying out of scholo in that kirtonos room

nice trips and i remember that happening to me too

fuck that was spooky

>take pic after a server restart
LOL LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?

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Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.

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Stacking every possible world buffs for raids is really autistic.
I wish they would do that so I don't have to waste 2 hours before every raid to get a 15 minute faster clear.

you posted this a few days ago
fuck off and get new content

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t

what the heck are you posting
whats the relation to vanilla private servers

guess my guild is falling apart, i will be the only 60 on it

whats with those people that harass others just to get a reaction. are you so vapid a person you must do that to feel anything?
>umad? lolol u mad!? lol pwnt onezor
Seriously are you thirteen? using old memes from like 2005 to be "ironic"?
Serious mental issues going on. Sad.

I want to have sex with Samfu

Why are you mad though?

these
are to
Do you comprehend now paco? We don't joke around about ERP guilds.

>we
lmao
I lucked out so much in rolling zeth horde, don't have to run into any of you retards

wait is this the same karu that got BTFO by a bald white supremacist?

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this has been posted since kronos at LEAST

if you bully me one more time i am going to FREAK

what did she mean by this?