Remember when France got #btfo and they had to invent a new word to describe the immense ass-ravaging that ensued?

the jews

Remember when Germany got #btfo and they had to invent the backstab theory to explain their defeat ?

They should've been harsher on France in 1871, 2bh.

Remember when the Eternal Anglo sold out Europe to the Jews just to win WW1 and hold onto their empire for a few more years?

>"oy vey, the stab in the back is just a conspiracy theory!"
>"why don't you believe me, silly goyim?"

>When dawn finally came on 7 April, it revealed the horror of the slaughter all around the curtain wall. Bodies were piled high and blood flowed like rivers in the ditches and trenches. Surveying the destruction and slaughter Wellington wept openly at the sight of British dead piled upon each other in the breaches[11] and bitterly cursed the British Parliament for granting him so few resources and soldiers. The assault and the earlier skirmishes had left the allies with some 4,800 casualties. Numbers differ between 4,924[3] and 4,760.[2] The elite Light Division had suffered badly, losing some 40 percent of their fighting strength.

With success came mass looting and disorder as the redcoats turned to drink and reprisals. The wanton sacking of Badajoz has been noted by many historians as a particularly atrocious conduct committed by the British Army: many homes were broken into, property vandalized or stolen, Spanish civilians of all ages and backgrounds killed or raped, and many officers were also shot by the men they were trying to bring to order.[3] Captain Robert Blakeney wrote:

>The infuriated soldiery resembled rather a pack of hell hounds vomited up from infernal regions for the extirpation of mankind than what they were but twelve short hours previously – a well-organised, brave, disciplined and obedient British Army, and burning only with impatience for what is called glory.[12]

>Despite this, some historians have defended the British soldiers' conduct by arguing that the aftermath could not have been avoided considering the ferociousness of the battle. Ian Fletcher argues:[13]

>Let us not forget that hundreds of British troops were killed and maimed by the fury of the respective assaults, during which men saw their comrades and brothers slaughtered before their very eyes. Should we really condemn them for feeling some degree of bitterness, for wanting to vent their anger upon somebody? The storming of a fortress is not the same as a battle where men expect casualties to occur. But when a force was asked to storm a fortress when practicable breaches had been formed, such casualties would have been deemed unnecessary. Given the enormity of the task facing the stormers in the Peninsula, I for one begrudge them none of their feelings of anger and desire for revenge.

Because in late 1918, the German military was broken and the people were starving. No need to stab any backs.

>things that happened after Germany lost the war conventionally

Germany was being stabbed in the back as soon as the war started. The revolution was just the culmination.

Okay dude.

Brits are the niggers of Europe

>we declared war on the entire planet and lost
>JEWS

>britain declared war on germany
>usa declared war on germany
>italy declared war on germany
>portugal declared war on germany
>brazil declared war on germany
>japan declared war on germay
>bunch of other non countries declared war on germay
>"le germany delcared war on everybody xD"

ebin

>britain declared war on germany
Because they had a deal with Belgium, of which Germans were well aware of
>usa declared war on germany
Because Germany attacked american civilians
>portugal declared war on germany
>brazil declared war on germany
>japan declared war on germay
Literally irrelevant to the war.

I'll give you Italy tho

>France enters the war because the Germans demand that they abandon all the forts in the Eastern side of their country
>Britain enters the war because the Germans break their own treaty by invading a neutral country
>US enters the war because the Germans are sinking American vessels and trying to get Mexico into a war with them USING AMERICA'S OWN DIPLOMATIC CABLES THAT THEY WERE ALLOWING GERMANY TO USE FOR PEACE NEGOCIATIONS
>we're such victims

Thank god the Reds raped Prussia into nonexistence and deported all of the ethnic Germans out of Eastern Europe.

France:
>forced to cede territory that had been French for centuries and wanted to be part of France
>made to pay large reparations even though the war was fought mainly on their territory, not Germany's
>gets buttmad for a while, but eventually calms down and follows a defensive policy

Germany:
>cedes some land that didn't want to be part of Germany (decided by plebiscite in most cases)
>has to pay some reparations that are proportionally (relative to the size of their economy) much smaller, which cover only a fraction of the damage they caused in France and Belgium
>bitches and wines incessantly so the reparations get suspended in 1930 after they've barely paid anything
>chimps out, destroys most of Europe

France should have been punished harder in 1871, imo. Lost her colonies, had her military crippled and isolated on the international stage. It's really too bad things went the way they did.

punished for what exactly?

For standing against GROB-GERMANIA

Removing a potential competitor/threat forever.

In fairness, 1871 was a fit of severe autism on the French's part. Napoleon III did grow up in Bavaria, after all.

t. Hans

That's the very meme that really turned me against France.

France is full of nigs and muslims...

>I base my opinions on Veeky Forums memes

wew lad, we've got ourselves a real scholar here

>try to discuss german history on the Veeky Forumstory board
>get spammed relentlessly with "muh wehraboos" and "muh destroyers of yurop le eternal two-ton" maymays
>endless "muh lovely france dindu nuffin" cockslurping

Fuck France.

Haha, I've never thought of it that way

So? Germans don't dominate France and prohibit French language and culture.

>Your whole country is starving to death
>The war is completely unpopular
>Losing both in terms of quantity and quality to rejuvenated Allied troops
>Blockaded and can't get supplies from anywhere outside Europe
>All your allies have caved
>"THE JEWS DID THIS"

>somehow this is france's fault
>I hate a country because of a bunch of autists on a mongolian cave painting board

>post edgy opinions, make no attempt to justify them
>others respond with relevant arguments
>no response but more shitposting
>others shitpost back
>complain about quality of discussion

Is this autism?

As is Deutschland however

>buttblasted American teenager who turned to his online buddiez when he became a social outcasts and continues to slurp all their cum drenched jpegs and TOTEZ legit youtube videos

Fucking disgusting kiddo

>Is this autism?
No, you simply every German-related thread on here.

How is this a stab in the back? I never understood this argument. The entire revolution was launched to liberate the German people.

>the only war won by Germany

How sad

>No, you simply every German-related thread on here

Impeccable grammar my old chap, really boggles the noggin
It's time to go back user

You got me, man. I totally made an error in omitting the word "described".

Oh wait, it wasn't even Germany

Don't forget getting absolute BTFO on an offensive so badly that your retreat is outstripping your logistics.

Plenty of people further up in the thread made historical arguments, why don't you respond to them rather than whining about memes? Or do you have no argument other than "the people who disagree with me are sometimes annoying, therefore they must be wrong"?

And fuck you, lopette.

>Germany (The Kaiser, specifically) exports banished communist dude with premature balding back to Russia

>premature balding dude wins and exports communism (more premature balding edition) back to Germany

THIS MUST BE THE JEWS FAULT

well, then the best thing would have been for the war to continue until Germany ended up occupied, that way Germans would have been sure they lost, with no doubts at all.

>muh neonazi!!!

Huh

Interestingly, Clemenceau actually said this after the war. But the hindsight is 20/20. The German politicians who requested the armistice, and the Allied ones weren't going to prolong a bloody war that already gone on 4 years just to make a point. A point they had no way of knowing would have to be made.

What on there says neonazi? It's just the average Stormblr """intellectual"""

lol.

That was Foch, Clemenceau was extremely pleased about the armistice and couldn't understand why Foch and Poincaré had trepidations.

I would advise Georges Clemenceau: A Political Biography for additional reading if you want to look up that, I can also produce that off the internet somewhere I'm sure, but that knowledge is primarily taken from reading of that books. Unfortunately it is returned to the library so I cannot give a precise page number quotation.

Aren't Stormfrontlads neonazis...basically?

I'm just belarusing the /pol/ princess and his kin who have an autism fit when someone calls them neonazi but religiously calls everyone else shills, kikes, shitskins and niggercucks

You're absolutely right, that was what he thought in 1918. But Clemenceau said this later, like sometime in the 1920s I think, once it was clear the Germans didn't accept they had been defeated. Or at least I read that somewhere. Could be wrong of course. Obviously Foch thought that way much earlier.

Still waiting for actual arguments rather than unsupported opinions and whining about memes...

Guess none are forthcoming

>baiting this hard for (You)s

It's shameless, user. You should re-evaluate your life.

>can't handle banter

t. Eternal Gaul

>balance of power
>intervention by the UK and friends

>Because Germany attacked american civilians
The US government put their own civilians into a boat full of weapons and sent it into a war zone after being warned knowing it would be destroyed so they could enter the war for their own profit.

American government is happy to sacrifice their own people to start wars of profit. Just look at what day it is.

Nigga I'm American.

All of America's problems can be traced directly to German autism.

>invented communism
>Arab political ideology is just national socialism in disguise
>Austrian economics

>invented communism
Russians

>Arab political ideology is just national socialism in disguise
British

>Austrian economics
Americans

France did nothing wrong in 1871, as opposed to Germany in WW1.

Treaty of Versailles wasn't harsh enough, Germany should have been occupied and divided like it has been in WW2 and then there wouldn't be a WW2.

Did Russians write the communist manifesto?

Were Hegel and Engels Russian?

Did Russians send Lenin over to Russia in a sealed train car from Switzerland?

Did Russians cripple the empires of France and Britain, and give the Soviets a perfect excuse to annex most of Eastern Europe?

No, Germans did all of these things.

Gas the Germans reich war now.

>Did Russians write the communist manifesto?
>Were Hegel and Engels Russian?
British Jews

>Did Russians send Lenin over to Russia in a sealed train car from Switzerland?
Russians put Lenin in power

>Did Russians cripple the empires of France and Britain, and give the Soviets a perfect excuse to annex most of Eastern Europe?
pic related

>WE DINDU NUFFIN

Literally the niggers of Europe.

>/Pol/ish inforgraphic
>Taking Zychowicz seriously

wew, lad wew...

lad...

>still believing that fake Anglo guarantee was the only way for Poland
top cuck

What were the other options? Cede third of territory to Reich/Soviets and become their toys?

hot

Hegel and Engels were ethnic Germans

Nice myth

Her is the truth

>Got utterly btfo by France during the revolutionnary and napoleonic wars
>Napoleon 3 aka The Free-mason "invade" Prussia
>He Got catured
>French free-masons surrender to their fellow prussian free-masons
>French are btfo
>French get mad
>French Btfo the germans and retake their clay
>Germans get mad but act like coward and refuse a face to face and chose to avoid the french and invade belgium then rush to Paris
>"French" i.e. socialist free masons surrender once again
>French are btfo

Still me

>Germans get btfo and divided into two entities
>French slowly retake Europe(Europe of The Six)
>Germany is reunited(worst thing ever)
>America help Germany to take over Europe
>Europe become shit because of Germany
>Europe is invaded by rapefugees because Germany welcomed them
>Germany will be breed out of existence in our lifetime(thanks God) without any german to resist
>Other europeans will fought a bitter civil war to not be islamized
>End of the story

>da j00z!

The only person to stab the huns in the back was Kaiser Wilhelm, the fucking idiot.

Same reason a child cries over a toy they weren't playing with being taken by another. They recognize it as theirs and refuse to accept its loss.

That's not the "stab in the back," the stab was supposedly done during the war, sabotaging the war efforts, spreading defeatism, etc.

The Jewish-Bolshevism, which that image would be a part of, describes the Jews being at the heart of the Russian revolution, and the driving force behind communism. Jews then trying to start a revolution similar to the Russian's would then be a shining example of this.

Just seems like typical behaviour for an assault on a fortified town. Looting, raping, murder, it's not unique to the Limey.

Fuck you, go suck some German rostbratwurst or something.