Designed by Apple in California

ITT: we predict the design choices Apple will make with the iCar

>access to the gas tank is on the bottom of the car
>only works on roads approved by Apple

>removes stereo from all cars
>"just use our Apple™ Airbuds®"

>gas tank

>inb4 that illustration of the apple car with only one on off switch on the engine

also

>inb4 the happy worm in the apple vehicle

has a big fat meaty dildo in the middle of the seat

Tim Cook: "we vented the exhaust back into the intake manifold to make the car thinner and more sleek"

the average ipleb is so used to getting fucked in the ass they wouldn't even notice

>file date: 08/03/2009 12:47
FINALLY got to use this!

that's a nice vintage meme

press once for acceleration. Rapidly pump twice for braking.