/fhg/ - For Honor General

Reposting because im an ENORMOUS faggot

This is an ode to kushqueen420
who got so butthurt they tried to ddos me

It started, not to long ago.
In a thread like this very one
Where in the op, i discovered
A discord link!

I decided, why not?
I aint no thot
I will join, and wish them good day!

But then, my dear anons
Kushqueen420 comes into play.
Turn your childrens eyes away.

For this gay fury egirl (male)
Tried to repress us kngihts to no avail.

And got myself a ban.
(And i got myself a ban.)

But its up from here , oh dear.
For our savour lurked in the thread.

Hed prefer his name be kept non disclosed

But for us, he created a new discord.
One where games could be found, and quickly too!
And everything was happy.

But its stupid to think that that was the end.
Because im a dumb idiot of course.
For today, i got dm'd
From an account named pogo
It contained a link to liveleak, with the text "First dlc character"
After inquiring,
And to much reprimand,
I clicked.

And so dumbly i did,
But o shid
My internets not working?
And the last thing i see
Is a uplay request
From the (wo)man himself

Kushqueen420
(Kushqueen420)

So i said god fuck it
Why not
Open command prompt
/flushdns
And what do you know
My internet came back to me!

After some bragging from him, blocked and learnd

Dont be an idiot like good ol dankpaca

Or youll end up being stalked by a furry gay trap
And it feels like crap.

So do us all a favour
Kushqueen420
If youre here, do us some help
And neck yourself you whelp.

Put me in the screencap

Soon brothers. We make war!

You initiate your reaction to dodge them at a later time when they least expect it

I like you

What control schemes are you guys using?

>Kensei got buffed to hell and back
>Warden is still cancer
>Sukougi good af
>PK got nerfed to shit
>Meanwhile Zerker hasn't been touched since the fist beta
Suffering

Just got here. We testing reaction times? Where do I do it?

woman raider's torso looks like a zombie

Can you counter guard break?
Find out today!
www.humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime
for comparison, 294ms average is not fast enough

>Warden is still cancer
t. shitter

Amp, is the only way i can describe this post

Holy dang, how can someone misspell Valkyrie so badly?

Stop deploying war assets against Vikings.

>sand in the eyes
NOT YET

So if I understand correctly
Lawbringer: shit
Shoguki: ??
Valk: OP

I'm ready to sack all these weebs and tincans off cliffs until I'm rank 1
youtube.com/watch?v=KxNGMvNIvP8

I bet you think PK and Orochi is still in any way OP

Default because Ubi can't be assed to let me change control scheme on console

Are you the guy that suggested I make a video to that theme?

Reposting writefaggotry for anyone who missed it a few threads back.

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>MY FUCKING OC WAS MADE AN OP

Is it sad that this is an intoxicating feeling

Lawbringer: Patrician
Shugoki: Patrician
Valk: EZ mode

Why is it that only orios call you hacker when you body them also

>I was lvl 1
>He was prestige

Yo any drawfags here? I need an opinion on these pauldrons because I can't seem to get the mental idea how how they look.

Also general consensus on how this looks so far?

>Shoguki: ??
OP
1 shot kills
free whacks across assload of distance
charge shoves off sides with no chance of dodging

get those retarded pastebins out of the OP you fucking nigger

>tfw was faithful Knight
>tfw you want to worship Valkyrie's hairy crotch

D-Deus vult?

I played Valk in alpha and Warlord in beta.

Which one should I play?

Not at all. Never did.

>Still have to wait 3 more hours because of uplay
Who /cucked/ here?

KBnM default with guardbreak switched to be on the side button on my mouse by my thumb and all guard to be Q .
That's it

paladin

Who is The best class in the game then?
Go on, make me laugh

>tfw no hammer/maul class in For Honor

I'm willing to bet that when the steam client goes live we run into another wave of Uplay's client refusing to add the game to the user's account.

It's going to be hilarious.

So what faction should I join when I enter the game in 20 minutes ?

>that heal
YOOOOO
When is the grab garunteed?

by drawfag do you mean some Veeky Forums kid who's been drawing for a few years and does some sloppy recognizable pics or do you want an /ic/ stuck up faggot asshole?

I'm the latter and if you really want to get good at drawing i suggest you read Loomis' Fun With a Pencil and then visit drawabox.com

what did they even change?

You first lad.

The warlord

Warlord

>Samurai have two eazy classes
>Weebs confirmed for EZ faction

use references you animal

Second one is pretty subjective, and shall be removed. First one I wrote myself and I don't see anything in there that isn't at least useful to new people.

Calm down sperg it was good but you don't need to shove it in people's faces

There aren't a lot of good OC pics for this game yet so you made the cut. Congrats

What do you mean

Mines on Uplay

Who bout to go /fullweeb/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=SZNbabKjKpA

yeah im gonna try and make one with raider but i dunno how to edit video

>Dat Lawbringer parry overhead

If you manage to hit it they lose about 50% health in one go and they get stunned as well for easy followups.

Fucking insanity, loving my lawboy.

I'm going to switch X and left bumper so I actually have a chance to GBC properly instead of trying to fumble my right thumb from the thumbstick to the X button in time

I listened to this all OB.
youtube.com/watch?v=Bp6DBKZFIxI

Isn't this a little ironic since DD is remarkably lacking in weeb content?

I've literally never drawn anything ever before in my life. I'm a no good shitter. I don't care for picture perfect, but I wanted to do this for a while so I figured fuck it I'll ask my buddy for his cheap ass drawing tablet and give it a try
Lol no good references of his back side to use very well. Have to use shitty blurred gameplay footage with motion blur everywhere

>Steam says less than one hour over one hour ago
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY WOULD YOU RELEASE AT NIGHT

how many people here are from reddit

because of all the generals I've been to, this one is honestly the most cancerous

PK
You won't see her coming (Not on Radar, not on Hud and you can't lock on to her with ranged attacks)
Sorry kid, you're getting jumped every time.

>knights have 3 easy classes and a pimp
>vikangs have 2 shield memers
>weebs just have shitter destroyers to kill the scrubs in low tier combat

I expect there to be a cleric/warhammer style character added in the future

Into Free is still the best weeb shit ever

I'm also on uplay but 12am is 3 hours from now for me

I believe you are the cancer, actually.

not the author of that writefaggotry but given how little apreciation writefags receive across all fandoms in contrast to drawfags, they need a bit more self-promotion.

Also it's damn good writing, holy shit.

t. writefag of a different fandom

...

Meant for

>The only class that can really fight Warden
What a surprise

I have issues with that game but I'll always love it and this song

What do you think the new heroes are going to be? What playstyle isn't covered already???

>stealth passive mattering

Son I didn't even know there was a radar until i heard about this stealth shit

She gets the drop on me I'll still shove an axe up her ass

I have zero confidence that this launcher will allow me to play in 9 minutes.
Zero.

It's released at midnight aka, as soon as it's tomorrow

like said this song is beyond weeb my guy

>calls a dude a sperg
>quotes 4 people in a single post and posts two cancer pastebins in the op

faggot

HEY

I'm still absolute shit at drawing myself so feel free to disregard my minimal redline posted but with armor main thing to keep in mind is how the different pieces will interact with each other, mainly the higher one raises their arm the more a pauldron would be lifted away from the shoulder itself since (at least with this example) it wouldnt have any flexibility

I feel like I've done better before. Usually when I'm happy

Part 2.

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>Modes that don't matter
opinion discarded

As a proud knight, I agree.

Ninja could be beserker but good

>7 minutes

i want to play the fat man

Liam O'Brien is so fucking sexy as the Warden I cannot handle his voice.

I hope there's a voice pack released or something to make it so he does all the lines.

So hol up, what's the difference between the base game and the season pass? Do you have to buy shit later? Have they mentioned how DLC is going to work? I'm about to buy this game but I don't want to get jewed.

do you have a tumblr or ao3, or some other off-site account where you have other writings? This was a great read. You write the period really well.

my reaction time is horrible shit.

Here's how you can change your gamepad controls on a PC
youtube.com/watch?v=TrweRuYFz6k

>that back breaker grab
Ho Lee Fuk

Hear hear.

>steamers can launch
>I still see this
not a good sign

He sounds like Keifer Sutherland.

STEAM'S UP BABY

DEUS VULT IN NOMINI DOMINE

stop quoting your own post you faggot

Almost time. If anyone wants to party up on PS4 let me know.

>Scragglez_McGee