You're at a car show when a shemale tries to talk to you about your car

All the eggs!?

Proof of hiv being common in shemales?

But that would be gay, user. And I'm not gay. Are you projecting? Maybe just a teeny little bit?

she's not going anywhere until she finishes all the eggs.

really that defensive, huh?

>hmm i mutilated my body and now no reasonable man (or woman) will have sex with me
>better lower my standards to the. absolute. lowest. possible
result: HIV

there's your proof

Sorry, I only like 2d traps.

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>tfw no gf (male) who's into cars

Neither of them are cute. I grew out of jerking off to anime a long time ago.

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>Jerking off to anime ever

At least you realized the error of your ways sanpatchi

>jerking off to anything but 2D

brainlet detected

At least I'm not a virgin :^)

I bet you plan on getting married someday too

nice dubs though

>all this denial as if this place isn't a festering shithole of closet fags

unzip dick

tell her no, her fat ass can't stand on the hood of my street machine with those heels, and stop coming to the Ontario JDM meetups

Dude, you're so fucking cool.

>MtoF
I treat them like retarded women
they seem to like that, and until i have further proof it's what I'm believing
they don't know what's going on half the time anyway,
with all that estrogen floating around
>FtoM
treat them like manlets
>you resemble a male but you will never be interesting

I wish I was a myf that got treated like a retarded female.

Lol

Depends on the shemale senpai

I would unironically suck kalindra-chan's feminine penis

Why do I have this slight feeling you don't even know what HIV is user?

Guy doesn't want to take responsibilities in life, becomes a tranny and ruins his body, gets HIV. Many such cases! Sad!!

Or good...

Hiv is the only downside...

I react in surprise because I have no idea how or why I got to a car show

>Turn my back to it.
for own your sake I hope you wearing a chastity belt

The question is:
Do I know it is a shemale?

If yes, I´ll get im y car ASAP and drive away from him.

If no, I may be talk to him thinking it is a she and find out later.

I talk about my goddamn car.

user, it's not gay if they have a feminine penis.

Get a boner?

This isn´t /b/ or /r9k/...

Ask if we should shift each other's sticks or if she would like me to check her cams timing

>impersonating our dear leader's typing

This happened to me before.
They always want to go inside it.
My car is not okay with that.
It was and old washed up prostitute that could have great grandchildren.
She fucked off and went to the next guy at the gas pump.

I would chat her up and try to fuck her in the back of my v70.

Yes I would suck her dick because volvo.

slam that slut in the back of my fiesta

if its a shemale that looks like op pic than id clearly have to take her on a spin around the block

it just cant be a broad shouldered, man voiced abomination

In my experience, traps have higher standards than most women

witnessed

SHOVE METH UP HER ASS

That was more of a /v/ post desu

I start explaining her about how hard it was to convert my tranny.

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Nice.

that's quite the jump from the second to third step

>shemales
No thanks. Regular boys are better.

those aren't even real fake tits, they're forms.

Whatever

>assuming she's like the pic in OP

youtube.com/watch?v=5yD4Rjpz0Wo

this

id talk to her, offer her a ride, try to get them digits, and get the booty.

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Cmon needs more body fat
She looks like a skeleton

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Body yes; face no thy

I´m bi anyway, so fuck it quite litteraly.

>he doesnt have a fetish for low body fat bimbos with fake tits

That`s a man.

They are the ones being dicked or dicking in the alley outside a cruise lounge.. it's known fact that homos have higher rates of hiv than most other demographics.. come on srsly