Driving reaction thread

>car speeds by you on the freeway in america
>open fire on their back window
>watch as they careen into the median and burst into flames
>nightoffire.png

this shit happened all the time to me
going to school id put my bag, after a while just ordered a few seatbelt clips so i could put my bag on the seat and not hear the dings

its worse when it comes on randomly after a bump or taking a corner

>cylinder deactivation kicks in

>theres a prius going below the speed limit in the left lane

Kek

>stuck behind a cyclist on a narrow country road

>low tire pressure

>have 45lb cattle dog
>passenger seat airbag light and gong goes off at 50lbs
>doge moves
>bingbong
>doge doesnt move
>bing bong

>VTEC kicks in

ABS saved my ass a couple of times

thank you jesus

>90 degree turn onto highway feeder road
>fishtail onto road, countersteering like keiichi tsuchiya and go WOT on merge ramp
>mfw when 99% of the unwashed masses wouldnt even dream of driving like this on a public road

>low fuel light comes on

>accidentally dumping the clutch

>roll bar pops out

>A/C goes out

>do a launch with passengers
>attempt to explain the appeal of doing so afterward

>turn ignition
>licence plate bulb warning

just shut the fuck up computer i'll change it when im ready

>When you know something is in your blind spot but when you look you dont see anything.

PROTIP: Turn this off so that you may start dorifto-ing like Dagumi.

>pull up to intersection, have to turn right
>minivan in right lane sitting at stop light has hazards on
>when I pull up they turn them off
>minivan puts left turn signal on
>other car pulls up to the left of us, but not fully up to the line because he is confused by signal
>light finally turns green and no one moves
>I honk my horn, car to my left honks minivan slowly makes a left hand turn from the right hand lane

I fucking swear.

>vape sorcerer tailgating me in the right hand lane in a 2017 wrx (PIG FAT)
>attempts to pass
>mfw supercharged

>traction control stops me entirely from moving in snow
>disable it
>mfw I can move now

I always strap anything i put on front seat. Otherwise In case of emergency braking it will fly on the floor or even break packaging.

>low fuel light comes on
>you are in the middle of nowhere

>flooring it in 1st down a quiet street
>engine pulling hard
>hit limiter while it's still pulling

>see sign
>60 miles to next gas station
>mfw my car only has enough gas to go 40 miles

>ABS has never worked
>UNTIL NOW

>braking real hard with warped rotars

>car has 80 miles till empty
>floor it for a half mile
>85 miles until empty

when your rear tires squeal while driving a front wheel drive car

>pull up to light
>group of qt 3.14s crossing the street
>A few of them look at me and smile
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>testosterone and dick both start telling me to show my manliness
>revving my car and shit, turn radio up louder
>light turns green
>here we go
>STALLS

Why is snek so cute!

>trying to park in a really tight spot
>>BWEM
.........
>>SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEE......

I feel like I've seen this guy before

>Sitting at lights
>Cocktease milf walks by in tank top and pleated miniskirt
>Miata so low I can see her panties
>Miata so gay she probably thinks I'm the ugliest homo she's ever seen
Win some, lose some.

>ABS kicks in

Kek

I just put my backpack on the floor of the front seat, keeps it from banging around my laptop as much.

>enter a 90 degree turn at an intersection a little too fast during commute
>tires squeal

Wish I knew how to shoop "How to snek" on the board, ah well...

>Driving Mustang GT in a snowstorm because AWD winter car wouldnt start for work.
>mfw drifting everywhere, don't give a fuck because the bastard wont turn otherwise.

>Someone overtakes you on way to city
>Minutes later in the city, you pass them in the city traffic without doing anything

>go WOT in the city so you can overtake a bicyclist
>5 minutes later bicyclist catches up anyway because you're stuck in traffic

>woman in a crossover pulls out 100 feet in front of you and takes 30 seconds to accelerate to the speed limit

>bicyclists
Man fuck those. My proposal to force them to unmount on a pedestrian crossing was turned down in my city by three feminist bitches moaning about ecological solutions.

Also
>bicyclist goes full speed into pedestrian crossing without looking
>slam brakes so hard I alert the entire pedestrian fleet to my presence like I'm Snake fucking up my stealth mission
>they look at me with disgust for almost hitting the bicyclist

>speeding through an empty interchange at 40

>Driving slightly over speed limit
>Guy behind you guns it and tries to pass you using the passing lane
>Goes 100m before he gets stuck behind someone going even slower than you
>Drive up and box him in

Nobody passes me

>tarbo whistle on a nice night with the windows down

>Check engine light comes on

More like: "press this button to fool yourself into thinking you're Chris Harris and oversteer into oncoming traffic injuring or killing several people"

>Turn sprinklers on as you pass and give the faggot a little refreshment

>Into gear
>Handbrake off
>Manoeuvre
>Slowly moving, WTF?
>Handbrake warning light still on

> My proposal to force them to unmount on a pedestrian crossing was turned down
Already illegal here. Not that it stops them from doing it anyway.

Until I switched my bike out with a car, I thought all drivers were reckless assholes. Then I realized it's the bikers who in general don't give a shit about the law.

>replace dead diffenetial
>decides to get for a little hoon around the time the warranty expires
>clunk clunk bang starts happening on take off

>tfw new tires

Something similar happened to me.
>driving on main road in town, the car next to me brakes to let a school kid across the road where there is no godamn pedestrian crossing. Knowing this persons a retard I don't slow down but the kid starts walking across the road given the opportunity, so i slam the brakes and my abs is fucked so all my wheels locked up and screeched to a halt. everyone around gives me the evil eye, and I'm just sitting there feeling like less of a human being.

Facebook selfies won't take themselves dude

Did this in school parking lot

>get car jacked
>apologize for my privilege

reading this gave me anxiety

>first time locking wheels on ice and realizing you literally can't do anything as car slowly approaches barrier