Dota 2 General - /d2g/

1st for Slutherina getting eiffeltowered by Reso and W33

that picture looks about right minus the girl (boy)

>guests of the day is a jew and no(talent)lan
this is worse than having just slacks

i unironically think shes cute!

>swindlezz right now

Praise Allah

judging by how yottahard it gets triggered by Western Anime, not at all

based kyle going 100% memedraft

i just watched a factorio speedrun
hows your day dota retards

Zai's stream is quite the experience

MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>zai stream

WHAT IS HE FUCKING DOING

>I only wanted to kill... everyooone
;;_;;

woke up with a hangover, went back to bed, woke up feeling fine

now I'm eating quesadillas and watching elimination mode

Yes or No:
Make Morbid Mask 900 again
Make MoM need a Mithril Hammer instead of a recipe and increase its damage, removing it from Satanic
Make Satanic require a MoM to build

>notails fucking laugh

it's been almost 3 years

Notail's laugh can heal cancer

>Zai's stream

This is good shit

>tfw

>3 years ago was 2010

I'll never forget the the feel. :'(

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Those days are never coming back

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Sure glad that garbage is gone, had no place in Dota stealing viewers from the BTS stream who were actually casting games in glorious 720p30 :^)

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willingly giving money to (((LD)))

did they fug the girl(male)?

Wonder who is behind that post

>ppd is lucky and gets the best western players
>swindle gets rejected streamers and still defeated him on lan

>now that both have reject streamers swindle just plays with him like with a child

really makes you think what would happen if swindle got eg players doesnt it

fuck off Kyle

R E C E D I N G

Dendi was also killed by Notail who had matured

>when you beat your nemesis with memepicks

>trips in d2g
what went wrong?

Why does no one buy battle fury on monkey king?
His ult gets the cleave.

Really wish that shit wouldn't persist between boards.

sure is reddit in here

looking up your embarrassing post history as we speak kiddo

because battlefury is the absolute worst item in the game that should never be purchased on a single hero

Be sure to read the pastebin
:^)

>tfw notail just got a smooch from a big breasted lady

pastebin.com/WRbYBJhY

absolutely disgusting can you write some enchantress smut?

desu big tits are overrated.

smelly dotards!

ikr big dicks are way better

but if it's too big then it will hurt her when you put it inside of her vagina

sorry

what do I build on AM

>vagina
thats pretty gay tbqh

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. It's fucking hilarious watching america crash and burn, but in all seriousness we can't let this nation have a competent president.

whats ur favorite dota hero

Dotaridoos?

has he released anything new recently? I need my corruption fix

FUCKING CALLED THAT EARTH SPIRIT GET ME ON THE PANEL

3x mjollnier

stop being cute im warning you...

Lmao this game is beyond dead.

what lies beyond death though

>180 damage at level one power shot

Do you want me to flick my tongue at your tip till you release your joy all over my face?

heaven. or hell if ur a bad boy

I miss Kalle

>be me
>lvl 1
>see windranger channeling powershot
>move my hero out of the way

wow...

whoa....

bruh...

So guys, how about this revolutionary idea to stop the 5 man early-midgame fighting meta: TP scrolls cost 135 gold

>bristle is bad lmao
dotards?

how did you find this out?

why is tinker allowed to do a million magic and pure damage at level 10

>tfw you realize all the female streamers that put up with bulldong's antics are there for the money
>tfw it's a sad cuck and a bunch of golddiggers

FeelsBadMan

I've got a better idea
TP scrolls cost 20 more gold each time you buy one

What if we take some ideas from dark moon?
All gold and exp is evenly shared among all players.

Her bow Inmortal is Pay 2 Lose, why do people use that shit in tournaments? It makes your Powershot really obvious

everyone rushes BoT and the game just gets artificially longer due to people afk farming until they get that plus their early game item

all women are gold diggers to a certain degree user

But it looks so cool

i'll show you something the looks cool *unzips penis*

rule of cool dude

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Guys, how do the 3 seashells work?

Sure!
I won't greentext it on here though.
Just a standard smut fic or what?

>wind ranger ends up shooting the wave down and stealing last hits.

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>PPD's stack losing against a Kunkka mid and a Bristleback.

great NA cap.

Nice fucking team "Peter" "Dager"

So this is your master drafter?

master drafter