/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1030

V-valentine Edition

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>the BSN now is gone forever (but there's a backup somewhere so it's not really gone)
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>Tyranny is out
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NOTE:
>We occasionally discuss other, smaller RPGs that don't have their own generals. This does not mean we are /wrpg/

Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
pastebin.com/NtncZWPf
>DA:O Mods
pastebin.com/n4vGHHHd

>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.

>Where is my Warden?
Totally not celebrating with her Valentine and Divine Leliana

>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
dagnaart.imgur.com

>/dag/ booru
dagna.booru.org/index.php

>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to relax!
youtube.com/watch?v=CGvIzFRcRMA

Friendly reminder that Andromeda is really nigh but today we chill!

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polygon.com/comics/2017/2/14/14615414/dragon-age-comic-knight-errant
blog.bioware.com/2015/04/30/short-story-paper-steel/
youtube.com/watch?v=BYzwqL5sm5g
68.media.tumblr.com/5f32f1ebe5d42b3ec809630c6371b47a/tumblr_ole93rNkU71vsm2h5o1_1280.jpg
2.bp.blogspot.com/-c9VqJeKZAsE/UibWfbvUHuI/AAAAAAAAjuk/7MHFBDcBKYo/s1600/Steven Brewis 14.jpg
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I don't know if I ever actually posted this, I know I posted the sausage one.

First for happiness.

L-lewd

Welp

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polygon.com/comics/2017/2/14/14615414/dragon-age-comic-knight-errant

>Varric

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Vaea is kawaii.

SINFUL

I'll make a waifu gift pic later

The art for the recent comics looks great, even if the writing isn't always as good.

Same. I'm baking cupcakes!

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ded p.10

Tell me this is shopped

pls

Krogan and/or Salarian romance when

looks like SHIT.

QUADS

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BKC SO GOOOD UUUH

all the /dag/nas... out on dates...

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It is 15th here.

don't have anything to give to my DAfu, but at least i took a nice ss for v-day

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Happy /dag/entine's day!

Who here would prefer it if Bioware just rented the For Honor combat system for DA4 and applied their classes and weapon styles over it?

Like maybe there's different forms of sword and board for combos and the like (Chevalier, Ferelden, Qunari)

i hope you poisned that cupcake with toilet water before you let that piece of shit solas near it!

Would probably be even more boring desu, the combat is fun for multiplayer but a snorefest in the campaign.

Really? I only played multiplayer Duels during the open beta.

Wouldn't that just come down to how the AI is programmed?

You only have very few combos anyway but even during the hardest campaign mode all you have to do is spam guardbreak and r2 and there is no need to mix up combos because bots don't read patterns. There are also level 5 bots (not in the campaign though) that are made for buttrape and basically know what you do before you know it, that's cheating though and just annoying. The combat kinda falls apart unless it's with another person where it's reaction based and whoever makes mistakes gets fucked up.

Tasty!

I think Solas only drinks water.

It was a setup for a joke, but the picture came out badly.

I think he'd like warm milk with honey!

Perfect.

That tea better be decaffeinated or else he wont drink it.

It is.

The Krogan looks hotter and more realistic than the human, and i aint even into Krogans.

Damnit. I made Nikuman from scratch with jade pearl rice and sugar snap peas, but I wasn't thinking about presentation when I made those fugly ass buns.
Oh well, I'll just use something else.

That cupcake looks so pretty.
>tfw you will never have a waifu tea party with LSW.

>out on dates
>can't even get a text back from this 34 yo conspiracy theorist i've been trying to hit up since before hogmanay

This is why 3D is PD. I bet Anders would never patch me.

Post waifu kisses to sooth the soul.

>texting a conspiracy theorist
You should probably send them a carrier pigeon or something

blog.bioware.com/2015/04/30/short-story-paper-steel/
I just read this for the first time.
Why on Earth didn't anyone tell me that Samson was goddamn Punished Snake?

>34 yo conspiracy theorist
. . .

Alright, quality is abysmal but it's there.

is he eating charcoal?

Pork bun.

looks like he's eating a big, black cock

youtube.com/watch?v=BYzwqL5sm5g

Whoops.

>34 yo conspiracy theorist
>anders

why settle for so low

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Did you feed him charcoal?

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Meredith did nothing wrong.

never ever

He did "jokingly" accuse me of being a NSA agent because I didn't have a whatsapp profile pic, so you might be onto something.

First of all, Anders is a beautiful and good man, a good boy, a handsome and loving fellow, so there's that. So he's a mentally ill terrorist who lives in a sewer, big deal, nobody's perfect (but he is perfect).

Also with the other guy, best case scenario I get a weird qt sugar daddy, worst case he murders me and dumps me in the Clyde. That's what we call a win-win situation.

>Anders is a beautiful and good man, a good boy, a handsome and loving fellow, so there's that
this is why you leave us so often, you keep chasing after your poor tastes

If my tastes were that shit, I wouldn't leave.

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Why are salarians by far the best ME race?

That's not how you spell "ASARI"

>brown slut trying to fuck the geriatric frog
nice

>interesting spin on the classic alien archetype
>good design (clothing designed to compensate for their sunken chests is a great detail)
>individuals have actual unique faces, unlike turians and krogan
>not designed to be "sexy"
>unique and intriguing culture
>most have cute mannerisms
The best...

How do you spell asari...

asari!

That isn't Tali 2.0's race.

>Jaal
>Tali 2.0
wet

Feels like another attempt making a sexy alien race. Drell were better.

Faces are too cat like and all the extra junk next to their heads is gross.

That's supposed to be sexy?

>that thing is supposed to be sexy

I feel like they could have tweaked him just a bit to actually look sexy, but instead opted for full squidboy. It's a bit of a shame because the ladies look kinda cute.

>there are people here who aren't going to bang the squid-cat

Please leave him alone, he is much too serious and bulbous for this level of debasement

I'm gonna fuck my brother and you can't stop me

confirmed love interest, likely bi :3

Agreed asunder, bulbous cat is for intergalactic gay love.

Who did you romance in ME? MShep/Kaidan or Garrus?

Keep the tradition alive, user.

this shepard looks so cute.....

I'm unironically going to romance Peebee

>68.media.tumblr.com/5f32f1ebe5d42b3ec809630c6371b47a/tumblr_ole93rNkU71vsm2h5o1_1280.jpg
semilewd mqun inquisitor

>intergalactic gay love
>Sara Ryder is exclusively stuck with having to fuck Liam with his beady eyes and 600yo pseudo dreds
I'll just roll Scott then

WE

I *think* it was Kaidan in ME1, and then Garrus 'til endgame. It worked for RP purposes.

So...

Scott:
>Cora
>Reyes (rumor)

Sara:
>Liam

Both:
>PB
>Jaal (all but confirmed)

I assume we'll get Lexi and another male to even it out.

Man I don't care if Liam is black, I just don't know what the fuck is going on with his face. He looks fine here and then in every other cutscene in the game it looks like he just finished swallowing seventy six cheeseburgers and a gallon of cum

>>Reyes (rumor)
What's with Bioware and gay Latino spess mehreens?

Vetra for Sara, perhaps? Unless she's been comfirmed otherwise, I've not really been following the rumormill much.

Prayer circle BW doesn't pull a Cassandra with her.

>Reyes
>exclusively homo
don't do this to me user. I need something to hope for. Is this Blackwalls revenge? Is this the punishment we've wrought?

It's the south Pacific genes

Mac has a cholo fetish

Thought the consensus was that she would be unfuckable

>google Sara's face model
>wearing skimpy clothing in 99% of the images
>google Scott's face model
>wearing skimpy clothing in 99% of the images
whew

at least we'll know if Bioware did body scans.

2.bp.blogspot.com/-c9VqJeKZAsE/UibWfbvUHuI/AAAAAAAAjuk/7MHFBDcBKYo/s1600/Steven Brewis 14.jpg

On Reddit she's the top planned LI, and het Vetra (Hetra, if you will) vs bi/lesbian Vetra is a hot point of contention. Tumblr is similarly mad keen on Sara/Vetra and prepared to be furious at Bioware.

Gross

why is she so worried