/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Another year, another lack of a valentine for valentine's day...
;_;

Dude…

im o k

>tfw you're looking up to the future now
i hope you had happy valentines~

Valentine's Day is almost over
Say something nice about the job you hate

I miss you froo...

xth for late starts to raid

cmon... please...

I don't wanna be some floopy gay exotic dancer

Nice to hear! Don't stay up too late!
Hope you have a nice day tomorrow.

The Seal Rock coat.

Explain?

weird but ok ty

fuck off

Happy Valentine's day everyone, I hope you're all enjoying it!

Especially you,

you too

Most healer outfits are coats and coats are pretty gay.
Get stylish pants and a top to go with it. Get inspiration here: ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/glamours

did sugi join your static

this is literally the gayest shit

first thing I saw

ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/glamour/freedom-of-movement

fuck on

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Hi, landers.

Use the filter bruh. Also that guy is doing it right.
>Not showing off your hot, chiseled bod as a Highlander male

Australia shitposting time. Report.

he was just repping

You're probably wondering how I got here

how would tying ropes improve my life

idiot

idk

so you and rheia can hang off the side of limsa

90% of that site is trash

Give the guy suggestions then.

bee my valentine

leveling crafters alone on valentines day...

I can't see my forehead... >:(

Oh, I must've mixed you up with someone else then. Not gonna be available for another 1-1.5 hours, sorry!

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those are some fat cats if you know what im getting at

> 8/8
IM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK.

Is Feastbro catboy here again?? More questions and stuff.

>tfw haven't thought about suicide or alcohol for the last week

Feelsgoodman...

yeah fat cat is pretty fat 'w'

like swinging off the edges like monkeys?
that'd be funny

no thanks sorry

what is this sleeping position optimized for i heard roes are efficient in all aspects of life

we were perfect for eachother

flat....

death practice

Hiding their futa dick

good job user

Thanks, now I'm spending the rest of my night with a special person.

>ask xivg for glamour suggestions
>expect 50+ replies
>get garbage

I thought you guys were ebins...

look closely user!

Sherp..

no, like tying them around your necks and jumping off

Hello /xivg/ it's your favorite primal Bismarck here.

How are you tonight?

you asked for a male glamour everyone here plays female characters

hey paks

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>were

please add me again froo
we need to talk

Leviathan is the one true god.

scab

i don't think you can do that in game bud

stop calling me that please

so try it at your house bud

My block list is empty my dude, just shoot me a message

not you, the cute cat on the right

Rena...

there was no point to any of it, it was all in vain
you never loved me

It's just to be prepared for your morning pushups without ever having to get out of bed.

RNG loves me in regards to Dun Scaith. Maiming gloves right off the bat.

That feeling when you do not have an Eternal Bond with a Lalafell female.

I don't know what you're talking about user
please don't tell Lily

A9S, A10S and A11S down over the course of a raid session. Feels good man.

Now we have all week to get anally mindbroken by Alexander Prime.

Don't hurt them rena....

pst

That feeling when you do not have an Eternal Bond

I feel like we need to address the issue of people still parsing 1.3k as DRGs on Zurvan EX, in clear parties, even when Soar is skipped. Then we need to address the issue of people still messing up Broken Seal, so that these farm parties can only clear once out of seven attempts

don't have any rope around i don't think
i mean maybe but i dunno, yknow

tfw u become irrelevant

oh wait I never was. thx ravana.

*in farm parties

how can you address people being bad at the game?

tfw you don't care about silly things like this

feelsgoodman

You're not allowed to because the GMs will ban you if you do.

there is zero excuse for anyone to be under 2400 dps by the end of the first phase if they are the appropriate item level for the encounter

flat please stop, youre embarrassing yourself

Fine, other than having to do POTD to get my big dumb sexy DRK a halfway decent weapon since I can't get people to stay alive through primal clears.

On the other hand, I'm getting decent scoops of poetics, lore, and scripture for banging my head into the aetheretical wall, which is great news for my relic.

good feel

See, I think it's less being bad at the game and something far more damning. Because you really shouldn't be able to parse that low as a DRG on Zurvan when the entire first phase is a striking dummy. As for Broken Seal, I don't really know how anyone messes it up. But these farm parties are still dreadful

Aw stop blubbering.

Feels bad man.

That feeling when you post things like this to convince yourself that you do not care when you really do and it actually works for a few minutes before you go back to remembering that you still do not have an Eternal Bond with a Lalafell lady.

yeah it's a bunch of lazy fucks who don't want to put any effort into anything or try to improve

"lol try hard no life elistit?? it's my $15 i play how i want"

That feeling when forever alone in a video game

is actually quite good[/spoiler[

white whale

holy grail

you had to beat him to get the ravana ex weapons so he was relevant