Why does she cause so much butthurt in this board?

>Bmw fags
>implying it isn't the mercedes cuck/o/lds butthurt that their C63 can't compete

>Italian supremacy when it comes to cars
You could at least make it a bit less obvious you're one of the shills

it's 3800+lbs for the QV dumb shit.
Also while the Giulia set the best 4 door Nurburgring time, it is still slower than the old 430hp F80 M3.
Also too expensive for what it is

But the C63 outperforms the Giulia

I'm not a shill, I just admit reality. Unlike others who resort to denying proven performance. Right now, Italians are the best in the business.

>Coupe
really made me think

The only thing those lap times prove is that the AMG can't turn

You disrespectful fuck, show some respect to our queen Alfa Romeo and HER cars.

Also Giulia is a female name.

>our
Whose you retard?

When people go full retard and do things like pic related...well...you know the answer.

The fox and the grapes tier.

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C63 is faster than any bmw short of the roll caged track special thing
Also a better engine than any bmws hit

>italians
>posts a VAG product
kek

Our as car enthusiasts.

Alfa Romeo is both our goddess and our mother.

SHOW RESPECT: LAST WARNING.

*loads gun*
*exhale vape cloud*

c63s is slower than M3/m4 competition package
c63 (non-S) is slower than the standard M3/4
has always been like that.

>kek

Implying Audi R8 is not a rebadged Lamborghini when Magneti Marelli technologies and therefore Italian.

Lamborghini has vag money but the brains are still in Italy.

kek, keep up the good work br/o/

Even Alfa Romeo calls Giulia a she.
youtube.com/watch?v=VyM9ok6Z3PY

Honestly though, you have been shitposting for a long time. Don't you have anything else to do with your time?

*with Magneti Marelli technology

>muh magneti marelli alternator
>therefore it's an italian car!

>trusting VAG laptimes
kek
I don't trust Lamborghini ever since it got bought by them, Germans are the kings of corruption

>Don't you have anything else to do with your time?

Implying I'm here during my free time user.

CANCER
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Who would buy this pile of shit over a superior F-type with manual

>those post times
holy shit it's not one guy

>trusting italian lap times
it's as if you havent heard of ferraris """lap times"""

magnetimarelli.com/excellence/technological-excellences/the-full-led-technology

>Magneti Marelli Automotive Lighting has developed in 2007 the world’s first mass-produced full-LED headlamp.

>It’s the headlamp produces for the Audi R8, which consequently became the first car on which all lighting functions – low beam, high beam, turn signal, Day Running Light and parking light – were developed with LED (Light-Emitting Diode) technology.

STAY MAD

Good, means pic related is working. Soon the whole world will praise our lady Giulia.
Show me one fake lap time from them

magnetimarelli.com/excellence/technological-excellences/instrument-clusters

>It also manufactures more complex, fully reconfigurable clusters which can perform gateway functions.

MUH GERMAN TECHNOLOGY

THICCCCCCCCCCC

HNNNGGGGG

Magnetic Merdelli

ITT OP replying to himself

*starter motor sounds*
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

MUOIO

CLAIMED

ewwe back off 3d ugly bitch

dis my carfu

>you will never drop sik skids and qt braaaaaaaaaaaps in your Guilia Quadrofrololio

why even drive ;_;

>t. butthurt porsche fangirl
First the Panamera, now the 918
can't make this shit up top kek

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Implying I'd ever buy ANY eurotrash vehicle

Remember Ferrari claimed the LaFerrari was faster than the McLaren or 918 yet they would not give the LaFerrari for journalists for track comparison tests.
Also name one lap time where the Germans "cheated"?
Reminder when the Giulia was released Alfa was comparing their Ring time to 5-10 year old car times on their scoreboard lel.

Why shill for Alfa Romero when most of Veeky Forums is a bunch of young broke dudes with buss passes and shitboxes?

You're hustling backwards dude.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG SIT IN ITS FACEEEEEEEEEEE

Enjoy being slow and unable to turn then, kek

I don't own american, what do you drive user?

>implying Alfas are expensive
lmao I can get a 2003 Alfa for less than 1k

>implying
nothing wrong with my shitbox
>b-but its a opel/vauxhaul omega b / Cadillac catera / Holden Commodore
its literally the older, thiccer version of this quadrotrollio

with a real v8 engine mate facken shit cunt

>Also name one lap time where the Germans "cheated"?
Not lap times but even worse, emission tests, crash tests and car of the year prizes.

According to Glickenhaus and Koenigsegg the Performante lap time is fake. Those guys seem more trustworthy than VAG to me tbqh.

As pointed out earlier all of this shit thread is op samefagging.

having fun op? you sad fuck

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>implying 15 different ips are all OP

get Veeky Forums x you fucking plebian

You are the one hanging on dear life to keep this thread bumped lol

Good heavens, just look at the time!
(You)

No seriously, you are a sad person, seek help

mate who do you think your talking to?
i literally just joined the thread

You realize ALL shitposters including yourself post from multiple devices, nice try OP

Nope look up my tripcode faggot i use the same IP

You enabled the trip when people caught on, delete this thread and try again kiddo

Fuck off falcunt you fat autist. Go back to dat and contain your shit there.

Stop impersonating me.
2005 C55 AMG

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youtube.com/watch?v=MNjqMhaLbL4
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
teeheeeeeeeeee umad

You must be new if you didn't know that's how Veeky Forums''s shitposting works

>he doesn't know Veeky Forums has become an Alfa circlejerk ever since their infamous lap time
I wish I was that naive

I know how mobile shitposting is done, but I'd bet that if the mods looked at the IPs of the alfa autists ITT they would be from several countries

>I'd bet that if the mods looked at the IPs of the alfa autists ITT they would be from several countries
You couldn't be any more wrong

b-but im australian

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Quads confirm.
>t. uruguayan alfista

>Feminine Wheel Drive

I'd rather drive a FWD alfa than a RWD beta
youtube.com/watch?v=E3WLCPigtvU

kek

How many have been sold?

About tree fiddy

Spicy fresh OC which tells the truth

The Alfa Romeo gods are smiling at you

In pic related: Bmw fangirls when they see an Alfa Romeo thread

Why so mad user?

Relax, take a deep breath and look at the superior car maker here.

Good boy.

>Alfa Romero
Maybe you should learn how car brands are called before posting in an auto enthusiast thread?

I need more Giulia memes, please.

Exquisite as always. I assume you're the Italian guy. Uruguayan here who helped popularize memeballs in Veeky Forums with that infamous thread on February 22 (after posting OC balls in Giulia threads three days before).
I wish it was RWD, but I feel that trusting Alfa when almost nobody else did was the way of helping it stay alive. The Giulia is the reward for us trusting Alfa.
kek
the meme that started it all
I did a improved version with better eyebrows later but this is a landmark in the history of memeball shitposting in Veeky Forums. The original one was the BMW ball though.

Reminder that BMW routinely got their ass handed to them at the track by a FWD Daewoo

>implying I care about BMW

>too expensive for being the fastest 4 door round the Nurburgring

youtube.com/watch?v=-r0vEHLPWN0

When the brand new 3 Series gets brutally REKT'D by the old 156 WTCC which also trashed the previous generation in the previous race season.

Thanks famalam.

>“We have had a lot of problems,” Linkov explains. “I haven’t had the opportunity to get into it because it’s been at the dealer so often.”

thetruthaboutcars.com/2017/03/consumer-reports-2017-alfa-romeo-giulia-ti-basically-lives-dealer-service-bay/

Fiat sets the bar low and Alfa limbos under it.

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>can't turn

>minute 1:45
>that blockage

YOUR PLACE IS BEHIND THE MIGHTY ALFA ROMEO