Turn into my neighborhood

>Turn into my neighborhood
>See some truck in front of me slow down to almost a complete stop to turn right
>Go past him to turn left
>Pull up and park
>See headlights behind me
>Here we go.jpg
>Faggot rolls down his window to start yelling some bullshit at me about how there's kids playing at 10 o'clock at night
>Walk up to say something to him he drives off

Why can't slowfags mind there own business?

Also post stories of people bothering you for not driving slow as fuck everywhere you go

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>visiting friend in Jersey
>He lives in a cul de sac
>Cut a small drift in it with my miata as I go out to the store
>come back
>neighbor comes out and chews me out for ripping my pathetic skid
>threatens to call the cops if I do it again

:( he sure showed me.

>some lady speeds past me laying on the horn while her kids lean out the window screaming at me
still to this day have no idea what was going on

>drive speed limit exactly through neighborhood
>car has open headers, test pipe no cats (where I live inspections aren't a thing)
>obnoxiousboxterrasp.ogg
>park
>balding middle age literal cuck comes from a rental down the street
>sigh and ask him what he wants
>he immediately starts freaking out about my car
>walk up to him and laugh in his face and tell him I was doing the speed limit, but if he has a problem he can call the police but they won't do shit
>guy freaks out even more and starts taking pictures of my car
>???
>shrug and leave
>nothing ever happens

don't even have the car anymore but cellphone warriors are the most hilarious type of pedestrian

>ITT
>teenage tough guys

>obnoxious box terrasp

What did he mean by this?

>angry middle age balding beta manlet who gets cucked by his wife on a daily basis and has no release but to go and yell at kids because they THINK they're going 'too fast' only to get told to fuck off
>h-hey y-you need to s-slow down

>working on my shitbox foxbody shitstang
>test driving it with no exhaust on
>doing 15 mph
>guy in neighborhood runs out in front of my car and trys to wave me down as he yells about me driving way too fast think of the CHILDREN
>isnt the first time he has done this so get cheeky idea
>slam it down into first
>60 or so angry 4 banger horsepowers come to life as i put my foot to the floor
>drive past him at probably 20mph with the sound of a billion angry bees

Thanks for proving my point tough guy

typo, should've used spaces but; obnoxious boxer rasp, as in boxer engines; they have a raspy rumble to them that's loud and annoying

And you aren't? You're evidently mad enough to respond to me

stay beta :^)

>tfw no one's ever gotten in your shit for driving too fast

So edgy.

cry into your fucking sock faggot.

So triggered

:^)

Oh no. So scared.
Hope they don't keep typing things.

a coworker of mine just got ticketed for going 56 km/h in a 50km/h zone

It's ok buddy. They tried but you were just too speedy.

>Pretty much do this but in a fucking debadged civic, it was a handbrakey
>but do a "burnout" and take off when someone walks up
>Show up in a corolla the next day
>cops ask me if i've seen or drive "some sorta toyota supra"

...

>some time in highschool
>pulled the catback off my curren while waiting for one I just ordered
>dropping off a friend at the end of a cul-de-sac
>heading back the way I came and lady getting out her van sees
>slow_the_fuck_down_asshole.mp3
>bitch_I'm_going_15.mp3
>3sge_wheeze.mp3 drowns her response out

>rush hour traffic at usual intersection where people merge last second to make it onto highway.
>Crazy bitch in backseat of a civic screaming about all the "line cutters"
>Lock eyes while she's screening about it and force myself Infront of their shitbox in my lifted f150.
>Drivers on the horn for a solid minute and she's screaming like a banshee even worse.
>Chuckle as I merge onto the highway and drive away.
Didnt even wana go that way just did it to see her flip out.

>be 16 in first car, a Kia Rio
>car is rusty, and has an exhaust leak
>driving on road past apartment complex
>going the speed limit, 30mph
>guy in front of apartments screams "slow the fuck down" while he leaps towards the road
>swerve to avoid him
>speed up when he throws a bottle at me

God, I had something similar happen to me awhile back when I had my 335i. The car had a pretty loud exhaust on it so when I was driving down a street in my neighborhood (admittedly a tad fast, but nothing crazy), this crazy bitch hops in her car and speeds off driving faster than me in order to catch up and follows me home. She knocks on my door and yells at me about how her kids were playing outside and I could've killed them. It was fucking 10pm and I didn't see any kids. I just closed the door on her and told her to go home. She said she was calling the cops on me but they never showed up.

I never drove down that street again after that.

>Push bike to the end of my drive way, start it and let it warm up.
>Get ready to take off, lady pulls up in front of my drive way
>"I just want to let you know that we have notified the police of people racing motorcycles around here!"
>I stare at this lady with the most blank stare as I look down at my slow-as-fuck 883 Sportster, and back up at her.

Some cunt did something like this to me
>car has flowermaster mufflers and no resonator
>driving down my street to go home
>pass some cunt standing outside with her son
>autistic son is playing in the street
>I come to a complete stop and wait for him to move
>go home and head back out a few mins later
>passing cunt again
>she stands in the road so I have to stop
>tells me I drove too fast the first time I came by
>I was doing 20mph
>She tells me she's going to call the police
>I say go ahead, I was doing the speed limit
>tells me she knows where I life
>like I give a fuck?
Women are the worst.

flowmaster* fucking kek

>live in cul de sac with planter in middle so literally just a single lane, 1 way only roundabout
>doing some simple shit on my 79
camaro don't remember what probably just plugs and filters in Drive way
>usually park on a back road because engine noise and I wake up at 4 everyday
>finish and get in and start it
>idle for a minute then back out and do the roundabout so I'm back in front of my house but now on the other side of the roundabout
>wave bye to brother and his friends who were hanging out on front porch
>tap gas a little too much with foot on accident because haven't driven this car in a while (weekend car only)
>bored 350 with heads pistons cam roller rocker job intake manifold and carb feeding to dual exhaust cut off at rear axle mated to aggressively geared 3 speed auto comes roaring to life whoops
>tires chirp as car launches forward ease off gas and coast through at reasonable speed
>down the main street brother calls me on phone
>across the street neighbor bitch apparently came running with a bat shouting i need to respect this is a residential neighborhood not a track muh kids playing muh noise yadda yadda yadda she's still in the background
>starsky and hutch u turn and get back
>park in driveway
>March right up to that bitch and go full on drill instructor on her
>okay you stupid ass bitch if anyone needs to respect ordinances around here it's you. I see you park your peice of shit minivan without the proper decals in front of your house with the emergency flashers on all the time effectively blocking all traffic while you go inside for 45 minutes every single day, when we have a special needs child in a wheelchair on this street and her school bus has to wait for your stupid ass to move your van
>I've never said shit but now you've pissed me off you do that shit one more time I'm smashing your windows putting it neutral pushing it into the ditch and then calling the cops
>lady totally fucking shrinks away
>never bothered me again

cringe if true

It's true cringe all u want fuck some soccer mom who thinks she's above the law but Bitches me out accidently blipping the throttle. And especially fuck her for bringin a bat out with her when this is the first and only interaction we've ever had. It's not like I'm doing burnouts every day I don't even park on that street because I have an elderly roomate and I let him have the driveway so he doesn't have to walk as far

>go full on drill instructor on her

You better have knife handed.

>be me
>sick for weeks
>some kind of respiratory infection
>hocking nasty loogies into a gatorade bottle
>things half full
>sits on window sill for a few weeks
>go to open it
>the rancid death smell is unbearable
>keep it sealed
>fast forward a few weeks
>driving on the interstate
>some dumb blonde cunt in a white truck is tailgating me (i am attempting to pass in the left lane)
>dumb cunt gets impatient
>jumps to the next lane over and accelerates hard
>nearly rear ends the car in that lane
>starts to merge into my lane
>there's not even a car length between me and the guy in front of me
>she doesn't stop
>decide that today isn't the day to be fucked with
>loogie bottle is in the car because I don't want to get it on my paint by spitting out the window
>realize that now is the time
>make the cap as loose as possible without falling off
>wait for traffic to open up
>fly past the cunt in the right lane
>get in front of her
>goes full retard and puts her high beams on and starts tailgating me again
>window down
>bottle in hand
>make small prayer to God
>toss it
>lands smack dab in the middle of her hood
>cap breaks off
>massive smear of months old sick loogies spread all over her windshield
>wipers go on
>only makes it worse smearing it all over the place
>see lady jump lanes to get off the road to clean it off

I would've loved to see the look on her face when the smell hit her nose, I bet she puked.

thats fucking rank, i love it

>Saving the planet by pumping exhaust through a potted plant.

Absolutely gorgeous user

>Miata
>Drift

Did he shit himself thinking u were gonna fly into him and keel him?

>Driving 45 in a 40.
>It's a two way with no sidewalk.
>Ladies walking with strollers on one side.
>I pass them in other lane.
>They freak out and start doing the hand wave dance.

>Same street. 1 week later.
>Some young girl is walking on side of the street.
>Pass her in the other lane.
>She locks eyes with me and screams "slow down".
>I just smile and send her a kiss

Mfw I drive a stock gt86.

Do you think they have their own version of Veeky Forums where they bitch about those "obnoxious racers" to each other?

>entrance to my road is straight onto the high street in town
>people keep missing the fact the pavement is split by our road
>no one looks left or right
>honk at retard staring at his phone as i'm coming home
>he follows me down the road to yell at me
>get out of car
>i'm 6'6, he's 5'8
>he says nothing and carries on as if he meant to be down here in the first place

i've been getting really good at stopping inches from their legs to really shit them up, love it

>drive shitbox Accord
>get halfway decent at pulling her into the driveway
>able to do it pushing 20 and land right on edge of driveway every time
>bitch of a neighbor bitches at me saying if she sees me do it again she'll call the cops
>call her bluff
>cop shows up
>asks some questions
>play dumb
>nothing happens
>continue to do it

>Driving first gen completely stock CRX to pick up friend in his shitty trailer park
>non-official 5mph speed limit sign and speed bumps everywhere
>Doing 10mph because I can't fucking even do 5mph without almost stalling out
>Don't really have to stop for speed bumps because going so slow and car just rolls right over them without issue
>Psychotic woman, who I find out later is the manager, comes out of a building screaming one day and jumps in front of my car
>Actually jumps in front of my vehicle while in motion
>lmao based CRX handling so just quickly go around her, not to mention I was going so slow it wasn't a big deal
>Cops show up at my friends place and I'm told I have to leave
Keep in mind I have no fucking clue who this woman was up until now, she just comes screaming and hops in front of me. I guess she was triggered because I didn't completely stop in front of the speed bumps and gently roll over them. It was the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. I actually drove pretty slow through the area because it was hell going over the speed bumps any faster than 10mph in that car. Even funnier is I ended up getting an S10 like 6 months later and drove through the neighborhood even fucking faster and she never even looked at me. Never had an issue doing 20mph in that thing. Women are fucking retard and should be heavily kept in check in any position of even slight authority.

you missed out .. she wanted the D

>riding my motorcycle through some rural road in the middle of the night
>get to a dead end after passing one house several hundred feet back
>stop and talk to my friend for a minute
>turn the bikes back on and leave less than 3 minutes later
>some angry looking half-naked dude is walking down the road at us
>move to the other side of the road to give him room
>he runs over to block me
>I swerve over and gas it as he tries to jump in front of me and takes a swing to try to hit me
>he does the same to my friend
A year later I saw on the news someone in that exact location got run over and killed by a brotruck when he "tried to stop them from driving recklessly."

>things that never happened

a friend of mine lives down some country lane that has unofficial speed limit signs all over the place, including on people's trash cans, everyone down that road but my friend is some old retard that thinks 30mph is probably 99% the speed of light.

old people are the worst

Not surprising if this is true desu, be dearned it

Yeah that shit is fucking retarded. It was so frustrating that the entire thing was private property and not public or I would have just kept going about my business.

Yeah, facebook

>preparing to turn left onto my road
>going maybe 30
>no traffic, rural road
>chevy volt at turn, probably trying to turn left
>little less than a 1/4 mile until turn, plenty of time for them
>300ft, start indicating
>volt sits there
>100ft
>no movement
>they really just sat there for 15 seconds
>slow down a little to take the turn
>punch it and do a hektik 3 second drift
>they continue to sit there for another 5 seconds
glad i wasn't behind them

yes?

youtube.com/watch?v=CPQl1andzmU

I mean, it has no power, but if you can upset it enough it'll go sideways just like anything else.

here's the video

>inna rush
>Hella angry
>"Rocket" down my village road at 30 mph

No one said anything to me but I really felt bad afterwards because most property entrances are totally blind and it is not even a full width road.

I normally drive like a lunatic but I always slow down in areas like that because I know it's gonna get someone killed

Oh shit, did you post that on /x/?

that dude looks mad as fuck, what the actual fuck

maybe because having a fart cannon of a car drives everyone fucking insane.

>motorcycle
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGG

>ride motorcycle to high school
>EVERY soccer mom moves over to stop me lanesplitting

What are you doing 20 there? The fuck is wrong with that guy?

I think I did a long time ago.

gotta protect the neighborhood from all them "reckless" drivers on an empty road in the middle of the night with nobody around

>mad he can't compete

>Speed limit 35 mph
>About to turn right
>Blip the gas and pop into 2nd gear
>Normies staring at me because they assume if the engine is loud you're going fast when in reality I'm just going 39 mph before the turn
>Normies don't know how manual cars work

Same. I think most normies have never even revved their cars past like 40% of their tach so they think a miata doing 5k in 2nd is fucking SANIC FAST

I guess it's meme arrow time
this was back when I still had my beater Plymouth sport fury.

>late to class
>decide to take the fury because it's nice out
>coming downhill on a bendy two lane road
>usually cruising 35-45mph because there aren't many cops around
>get stuck behind a short bus doing like 15.
>blow by it with the fury of a thousand knocking rods.
>window lickers probably started having apeing out.
>come to a stop light at the bottom of the hill
>lady who must have been behind me jumps out of her car with her phone.
>I'm instantly in what the fuck mode
>she gets right up to my plates before I decide it's probably a good time to get out of there.
>floor it while she is still kneeling down to get the picture
>manage a pretty nice burn out through the stoplights.

at first I thought the bus was from a senior center in town but later I found out it was from a local tard wrangling service. dunno if that would have changed what I did though

>mad cause he to pussy to ride on the outside of the vehicle

>lifted truck
lol any badass points immediately gone

hilarious but why don't you get your life together and clean up months old trash

>Thousand knocking rods
Kek

I think he was still using the loogie bottle when he tossed it out the window. might as well keep the old gross bottle around if you're still coughing shit up right?

Wait. Is that snow on the side of the road?
Is he half naked????

And the whole class clapped

>at a neighborhood party thats in our parking lot
>couple kids 5-10yo playing on the pavement, move when cars come by to park
>cars are going like 5-10 mph
>one SUV enters the parking lot at 10, doesn't really slow down because theres no kids at the moment, drives normally past us
>probably didn't even know there were kids or anything
>one of the dads starts sperging the fuck out
>"HEY MAN BUSY GUY OBVIOUSLY GOT SOME PLACE TO BE HUH GOT SOME PLACE TO BE HUH GOING SO FAST WHY ARE YOU GOING SO FAST DUDE THERES KIDS HERE"
>he doesn't even have the balls to get in front or stop the car or wave it down or anything to speak face to face with the guy, he's just walking behind it yelling at the car
>everyone at the party including other dads start whispering about how badly he's embarrassing himself and the car wasn't even going fast
>driver literally had no idea wtf was going on
And thats how I found out he's THE neighborhood tool

>flowermaster

gonna snag some jdm flowermaster headers for my prius

no. it's dead grass.
And yes all he's wearing is shorts

>Badass points gone.
Good thing I was going for douchebag points not "badass".

Pretty good idea. Don't tell me a flowerbed built into your car wouldn't look neat.

>mum never revs her fukhueg suv over 3000 or whatever the transmission dictates
>on motorway going through some reduced speed section for roadworks
>limit suddenly goes from 40 to 100
>mum plants foot
>engine gets to rev limit for the first time in its entire life probably
>brother in backseat starts screaming and crying
>mfw

kek I hope your brother is a child

12 at the time

he needs to harden the fuck up when his mom is getting hektik

Next up on HGTV: New spring planting ideas for your truck bed

your car is fucking garbage and you know it

>lifted f150

confirmed white trash :(

what the fuck man. what kind of 12 y/o doesn't like the tacho bumping off the redline.

Vic?

>Go to grocery store
>turn into parking lot
>parking lot has alternating "one way" arrows on rows
>nobody follows it because it's a grocery store parking lot
>brown people in other car going the other direction get really mad even though there's plenty of space for 2 cars
>when I go in, get yelled at by some other guy for being "really rude"
I guess it was kind of my fault, but for fucks sake it's a parking lot.

I have this at my parking lots. I usually just hog the center, stay there, and lay on the horn while watching the flustered soccer moms and boomers fumble around helplessly

>wearing sunglasses in red T-top SW20 with a very cheap and ineffective bodged exhaust
>doing 50+ on 30mph village road
>guy comes out of his house to take pictures
Must have come out looking so boss

youtube.com/watch?v=Z-QRFH_3faM

>Small secluded mountain 30mins outside of town.
>Twisty road up it, one way in/out. No houses/buildings, just forest. Reputation as a bit of a meet up spot for car folk late at night for years.
>Show up one night with a few friends in my stock Nissan pulsar.
>A few people over the other side of the car park at the top hanging around their car in the dark, looking a bit sus but otherwise keeping to themselves.
>Few other noiser cars around than mine.
>Told friends/other car people was going for a run (down and back up the road) and to call my mobile if anyone leaves the carpark to drive down (common practice there for safety and all that).
>Get back to the top a few minutes later.
>Wild sus fucks emerge from darkness.
>Drugs.
>One has what appears to be his 6yo kid with him.
>1am on weekday on the top of the mountain pass.
>Start getting the firey "Holy shit you could've killed someone wtf what if my kid walked in front of your car, I should call the cops... " lecture
>Lel ironic.
>Apologise, admit rules are being broken and attempt to justify we're doing it in a way so that it's only the driver of the car endangering themself rather than doing dumb shit near houses/built-up areas.
>Everyone's very tempted to ask him why he's here with his kid and such, but doesn't.
>Drug induced rage setting in at this point, they just want to start a fight.
>They end up getting in their car and speeding off in the end.
>We ourselves decide to leave 5mins later.
>Coming around a bend nearing the bottom of the road, the druggos have intelligently parked their car longways across the road creating a blind makeshift roadblock.
>Had to slam brakes on and slide around it into bike lane to avoid hitting it.
>Night_of_fire.mp3
>Most dangerous manoeuvre of the night.
>Saw them scrambling to get in their car in rear-view mirror to presumably take chase.
>Got out of there in a flash.
>Years later, nothing similar has ever happened up there.

what? She called the cops on you for parking on your driveway?

Flowermaster. Thats the best thing ive heard all day thanks pal

>learned to drive in mum's shkoda citigo
>rev it past 3000
>user STOP YOU'LL HURT IT!!!
>mfw

Similar
>driving down a country road at about 65 in my SUV because its a fucking country road
>for some reason a woman and her kid are walking on it
>maintain speed and get over as far as I safely can to give them room
>bitch yells "slow down" and actually lunges towards my fucking car

Fucking idiot actually jumped at my car. I just slammed the gas up to about 85 because fuck her.