/dbt/ Daily bike thread

nice projection

thanks man please leave a favorable review on the imax page

Remember wr. Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.

I actually sang that song the last time i tried to kiss an exgf at my house and she denied it and I told her to leave. Never waste time with an ex.

bro i show them my 125 and they fucking cream their pantaloons every time

my ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE CCS OF COCK

>2degrees, clear sunny weather
>see the cold air stream into the helmet
>built-in sunvisor isn't anti-fog

First commute to work today, I like having heated grips

/i always have my visor up, so fuck fog. Heated grips are the best mod for any bike though.

>125ccm of cock
>4cm diameter x 10cm length

It checks out

CC actually stands for cubic cilometers

Just say it's cold (^:

Girls know about shrinkage, right?

Mine does (^:
Also "grower not show-er"

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cuck j where are you

Who?

some R3 rider who posts here got doxxed by MV (I think) because he wouldn't post photos of his sister.

Cuck j m8

Is this really his sister?

Everyone happy that spring/summer is arriving?

It would be MV, that faget.

Damn, I would love to stuff her pussy full of sharpies.

Not really. Shits going to be really hot and unridable

Full of tyrones bbc would be better desu senpai

frick no my man
already 80 this weekend which is in that sweet spot of the air being cool, roads not being sticky, and sweating in full leather when you're stopped

good thing shes got more than one hole right?

Put it on her knee hole!

All black gangbang sounds pretty great desu

This the same cunt that got butthurt when she was called out on riding in shorts and then ate shit, got major road rash and cried about it on the same forum?

>not using an up to date photo of Sis

>/b/ faggots all in my /dbt/

fuck off faggots. Get the fuck out of here.

damn shes tall, got a lot of room for a really long dildo or three

I dont have pics of cuck j's sister feel free to share if you want m8

No, fuck off. Go post this /b/ shit on /b/.

reporting all of these garbage.

I'm 6'5", sis is around 5'11". We can reach the top shelf ezpz

Keeping her on track with school is pretty hard, all she wants to do is nap all day and eat In-N-Out because "at least In-N-Out won't fucking cheat on you".

Stay mad cuck j :^)

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

its the internet budddddddddd

fight me IRL s en p a i

Built to please the black mans superior bbc

why is it always large blacks with the nigged out busas?

>a /pol/ lurker getting blacked

sounds about right.

He's not CJ

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Cuck J why are you not upset about /dbt/ beating their meat to your sis?

Not the guy you replied too, but I'm the same height.

Okay Coonman J

Because I grew up being the ugly sibling and was always told how hot and fuckable my sister was in high school. You get used to it after a while. You guys also aren't the first, there have been people with more malicious intent saying worse. I think some shithead junior who went to her high school said he was going to rape and murder her and that landed him in plenty of hot water.

So I mean if you guys are just going to add her photos to your spank banks, no skin off my back.

You look good with a helmet on

I can tell you that is the only time I look attractive.

Next time someone insults your sister make sure you run them over, pick him up, and throw him head first into garbage can

I think he meant with with your blacked out visor down
Buts it's k, we're on a Indonesian temple forum anyways

Not worth the damage done to my shitbox desu

Eh, at least I can enjoy being the hot meme for the week.

gonna need some photographic/videographic evidence of this journey

LMAO!

>Keeping her on track with school is pretty hard, all she wants to do is nap all day and eat In-N-Out because "at least In-N-Out won't fucking cheat on you".
o fuk I'll have to drop by AZ to fuck ur sister after basic. Coonman J ur sister a qt.

She will be a hambeast in no time.with that attitude.

Yeah but in n out is fucking delicious so she's got that going for her.

Maybe she'll grow some female assets in the process

Flatchest bestchest

Good. Nothing better than a butterfaced butterball.

>females

i suck dicks?

i think i do

For bus faire or just because you enjoy the company?

for fun

Postiem8 pls

u suck me?

Shit taste.

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>open up gmaps
>look up roads to ride today
>only a single road within a 50km radius that could qualify as "twisty", not even 5km long

Don't feel like riding for an hour to hit up the Harz today

Where you livin m8?

Lower saxony, near wolfsburg/ brunswick

>mfw we will get a law that says you need to be at least 1,5m far from a cyclist when overtaking them
gazzetta.it/Ciclismo/16-03-2017/legge-salvaciclisti-190110629332.shtml

How do they think it'll be possible to overtake them on the passes? Fucking retarded.

Lol that sucks

If there's no police around, how can they enforce it?

Isn't the average road 2,75/ 3m wide (per direction)
Also who is going to measure the distance between your elbow and the cyclist?

That's not the point, retard.
The point is that it's not even applicable.
>2,75m
Lol. You've never been on a mountain road, have you? The minimum should be 2,5m under certain conditions but I bet some are even narrower.

I don't understand Italian, so all I got was that you need 1.5m of space.

I don't understand why your so upset, it just seems like regulation for the sake of regulation that can't be enforced

>doesnt understand regulations
Americans..

It's a good life not having to worry about bullshit like that

I don't understand your point, a European country made a regulation that probably has some merit, but I'd mostly common sense and didn't quite need to be made. Then, in the mountain tooj that you adore so much, where I highly doubt the polizei reside, this law exists but can't be enforced, practically just making it a statement.

Show me where I'm wrong

>I don't understand why your so upset

What's so hard to understand? Usually people try to respect the law, when possible.

>respecting stupid laws

>some cyclist with a cam goes to the police, you're fucked
>you're stuck behind a car or other biker that is following the law
>extra police checks after a new law is introduced

We have a law like this in Australia that allows you to cross double unbroken lines on roads (no overtaking allowed) to pass cyclists.
All it does is give incentive to dipshits to overtake cyclists mid corner and it has caused a few head on collisions already. The law states it can only be done in a 'safe' position and manner but drivers seem to interpret that however they feel appropriate which does nothing.

Anyone ever do long distance on a rigid here? Have two trips planned for this season, 1900km the first, 1800km the second.

Not mine but similar.

>usually
>when possible
Don't they teach you how to read wherever you're from?

>when possible
>respecting stupid laws
>set speed limit on a 4-lane road with a concrete median to 55mph
>expecting people to follow it instead of doing 75
Reminder that euros are cucked enough to actually follow stupid unenforceable laws.

They should make a law for cyclists having to stick 50cm from the left edge of the road instead, when humanly possible.

That would solve all the problems.
I don't know why you're keeping this up. So you really don't know the meaning of words?

>He lets himself get cucked by stupid laws

Tell me about what you did the last time someone proposed a stupid law in your country, so that we all can learn from you.

I sure as fuck didn't follow it.

That doesn't change the law.
And I already told you I don't follow a rule just because it's a rule, so I don't get what you're trying to say.

You'll be stuck anyway. If your passing a cyclist within a meter of him you are a piece of shit, and I dislike cyclists. You should know already but to, is a stupid law that didn't need to exist.

I don't understand why italiananon is so upset. I get that the regulation is lame, but does it really affect you that much? Besides, in America if you did pass too close and the cyclist did have a camera, they have no way of proving it was you riding. That's it end of story, you just tell the court on the off chance you go there, "it wasn't me, my roommate's all have access to my bike. I don't know who was riding and I will not find out"