Shitty car facts

I need more of these, posting what I got.

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I have like 30 of these but I don't want to spam the thread.

Here's some more facts

Here is some

>GTR Autismo can't recognize a joke
Take your buspass and go.

just spam them, it will be better than the traditional GTR/C7 shitpost.

There is one with the Civic that I like, but I can't remember what it says.

Something about wishbones.

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Ah yes thank you!
you can break the wishbone suspension arm to repell bad demons or something like that

This one?

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This one exactly, thank you, young fell/o/w

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The imagery of this one is just perfect.

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This and Civic are top tier.0

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more pls

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Why would you think this op image is funny?

Lame thread. Only 2 of these are worth a chuckle. We need someone who is actually funny to redo the rest

fuck off newshit

>goes on Veeky Forums
>doesn't recognize troll images
Fucking idiot, kys

That's why I want more of them.

Lol this happened in my neighborhood this morning

newfag

These are supposed to be funny and obviously fake, not gtr vs corvette cancer. Don't tell me you actually think this board likes that shit or its somehow "board culture".

Tbh I forgot about the gtr vs corvette spergout that happened. I just thought it was funny because the gtr was faster and the text said the vette was.

WHY DO YOU THINK ANY OF THAT CANCER IS FUNNY?! THOSE FAGGOTS KILLED THIS BOARD. THEY KEEP GOING TO THIS DAY. THERE IS NO IRONY, NO WIT, NO WORDPLAY, NO RIDICULOUSNESS, JUST STUPID FUCKING BENCHRACING POWERED BY WEAPONIZED AUTISM. YES I'M MAD, THOSE FUCKERS RUINED ONE OF MY LAST HAPPY PLACES AND YOU ARE FEEDING THEM

Typing angrily will get you nowhere in life, user.

>car isn't made anymore therefore its times don't count.
Kill yourself

Haha, i like this one.

>tsunamibowl was 6 years ago

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/r/ing the landau tops one

I have no landeau tops. Still looking for more than one person to post anything.

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>tfw your Grand Marquis has zero wheels per landau top
brb sudoku

Lol wow

did you know?
the Deepwater Horizon oil spill was actually caused by a prototype c7 z06

shit posting existed long before the c7 came out kiddo
stay mad at nissan superiority

I generally don't take part in these but
>Viper
>Track oriented model
>More power
>Less weight
>More aero
Who came up with this

What kind of mods do I need to do this?

I wouldn't be surprised if this one was true.

Are you implying that the Nismo, with it's rock hard suspension and additional aero is NOT a track-oriented model either?

kek, right on time.