Gods of Veeky Forums

It has been a bad couple of weeks for my family's cars and motorcycles, Veeky Forums. Several mechanical failures and a bike accident to boot. I suspect that I may have been insufficiently pious. Therefore, in addition to wrenching and recuperating, I intend to build a small shrine or make some appropriate sacrifices to the gods of Veeky Forums. But I don't know who they are, nor exactly what I should give (though I have some ideas.). Help me out?

>pic possibly related
>shrine made of broken clutch plates?
>burn a little gasoline in front of it as an offering

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youtube.com/watch?v=1GPyVUEK6Zo
quora.com/Who-was-the-Belgrade-Phantom
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Pray to Scotty Kilmer, god of mechanics

Pray to Volvo 240, god of battle tanks

our lord and savior, born in a manger, three unwise men gifting him shampoo, frankincense, and a gameboy

Here, have a Twingo of happiness.

Pray to the patron saint of yurop

>>pic possibly related
>>shrine made of broken clutch plates?
>>burn a little gasoline in front of it as an offering

Do all of the above. It seemed to work for /pol/.

There is only one God and his name is Smokey.

I didn't want to mention this in the OP in order to avoid shitting up the thread, but yes, I was thinking that.

lol

very good

should help with warding off the skid demon
if you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'

MERCI TWINGO
hon hon hon

Another example of a shrine from /jp/:
youtube.com/watch?v=1GPyVUEK6Zo

Don't underestimate meme magic.

Merci, Twingo!

It's probably because you're a fucking weaboo and the universe hates weaboos, consider not being a fucking weaboo in the future and you'll be much better off

>tfw I've watched maybe 5 episodes of anime in my life
>tfw I've never read a manga
I'm not sure what other qualifications there are, but I'm pretty sure I scale similarly on them. Consider this post a cordial invitation to eat my whole ass.

You're browsing Veeky Forums and posting anime girls, get a fuckin life

(checked)

*your

>says the furry

Yes, even a furfag can see how pathetic the weeb is

>anime girls
>being this ignorant of board culture

Go on

Pray to Giorgi Trevzadze, god of street drift

damn, didn't know about that guy

thought it might have been this dude quora.com/Who-was-the-Belgrade-Phantom but apparently not

(who would also make a pretty good deity of motorsport, come to think of it)

lurk moar

I've been here since about 2008, how much longer do I have to lurk?

Where is your god now?

if you have to ask that, you haven't lurked long enough

pic related, my captcha

MERCI TWINGO

I started Veeky Forums in 2005. I'm a newfag. You are more of a newfriend.

MERCI TWINGO

what a cuck

Sprinkled on the Daytona beach, if memory serves. Also Smokey shot dead the last gook he had an extended interaction with- Not a good record with them.