/utg/ - Undertale General

Today was just a very lewd day on twitter

Yeah, you should check this twitter.com/star_prn/status/831822878018383873.
That the lewdest thing i found in twitter this day.

Do you love her as much as me, who shot her kid while they were walking home from school to make her realize how strong I am and love me

Oh yeah THAT
I sure hope that Frisk is of adult age!

I hope Frisk is just an adult lolita

petra, mah nigga wherr u at

Well Asgore is like 8 feet so she would have to be tall to be at that level on the cover plus they drew where they first met and Frisk is way way smaller so its a good bet that some time has passed. I assume Frisk is an adult

baby bones

Is something wrong, user?

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

No!

YOU SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST HEATHEN YOU HAD BEST SOUND OFF THAT YOU LOVE MUFFET, OR I'M GONNA STOMP YOUR GUTS OUT!

DRAW

Never!

WHY YOU LITTLE MAGGOT, YOU MAKE ME WANNA VOMIT!

Just report them

yeh

Have I missed something, is this the new meme now?

Its less slimy and more effective

CUUUTE

what

If Danny Devito isn't your headcanon voice for sans you deserve a lobotomy.

Replacing the baby spider's cupcake with a painted rock!
The baby spider being so excited to eat her dessert that she doesn't notice!
The baby spider's teeth shattering!

But wouldn't Alphys wanna be the trash man?

No!

youtu.be/5IvbcXSaCWM

But is the spider capable of building robotic spiders?!

I don't understand.

Alright, In gotta just stick to writing. Drawing is definitely not my forte.

What about Japanese dub?

What are you saying? You love the spider already, I can feel it!
Giving the spider magic spider teeth regrowth powder to regrow her teeth!
Giving the spider a real and delicious cupcake!
The spider happily enjoying her dessert!
You can love the spider! Open you heart to the cuteness! You know it to be true!
Yes. Her cuteness allows her to accomplish anything she sets her mind to! I'm sure they would turn out so cute, their cuteness would power them indefinitely as well!

...

>come home to your small shitty apartment from your shitty grocery store job
>you walk into the living room, or the only room really...
>she's lounging on the couch, slurping up a bowl of ramen
>seeing her wearing nothing but a shirt probably would have shocked you at first, but it's pretty much the usual now
>You plop down on the couch, groaning as you sink into the couch, letting your whole body decompress
>"hard day?" she asks, not even moving her eyes from the TV
>you groan in response, and decide she's got the right idea, undoing those goddamn khakis you have to wear every time you work
>she finally looks over, seeing how distressed you are having to work almost every day to keep both of you in that apartment
>"here, I can probably help you out" she says as puts her bowl of ramen down and slips a hand into your boxers
>like before, this probably would shock you when you first became room mates, but now it was a rad thing she would do for you is you had a shit day.
>she slumps over, lowering her face to your crotch. the way she moves you'd say she probably looks forward to this too
>she spits in her hand and starts rubbing the length of your cock with her surprisingly soft hands.
>you let out a sigh of relief, the stress seeming to pour out of you with each little bead of pre
>she slips your now throbbing cock into her warm mouth, slipping her tongue all over the underside of your cock, using her other hand to massage your balls. the whole thing goes by slow and steady.
>she briefly looks up and sees you enjoying it, and giggling a little bit, or at least you think she is, it sounds a little weird with all of your package in her mouth
>it's not too long before you spurt your load, which you signal to her by tapping her on her plump rear. She does something a little unusual this time though, and swallows up your load. It makes you shudder a bit as you feel it spurt in her mouth
(1/2)

But that looks nice though.

Fresh "Maffet" and her really disturbing looking pet from Pixiv.

i want to hug those bones

She's demonic! Demonic, I say!
What kind of cute spider would make food from her own kind?

don't lie to him

I'm not, I'm being honest. You're not me.

...

Don't knock it till you try it!

stop doing this

Spiderfags need to stop

>she slips it out of her mouth with a little slurp sound
>she smiles at you briefly before getting back up and returning to her bowl of ramen
>"feel better now?" she asks
>you chuckle a little bit, and then slip your boxers back up
>"yeah, thanks"
>"no problem" she responds through a mouthfull of ramen and probably your spunk
>you both watch tv until you doze off on the couch together
>you know, in a "just two friends who are comfortable with each other" way

(2/2)

That isn't the point! What Muffet does is the equivalent of a human chopping other humans up for food!

I couldn't finish the next part of the comic today since I got home late, but it will be posted tomorrow. I did get to finish the sketch of it and do some panels.
It's going to be 7 panels.

I don't know if I should ask because I might look like an idiot, but is that doomguy?

because I remember someone on this thread was shipping them awhile a go and I loved the idea of it.

Neat, Thanks Daddy

Okay I didn't want to do this but
>fishfags self inserting as Doomguy and then shipping Undyne with him
seriously?

Keep up the good work!

Is there something here I'm not getting, here or did you post the wrong image?
Demonic? She's adorable! She makes food with spiders because that way her food is full of love, care and cuteness!
Please don't. I don't mind seeing real spiders, but people here do not like it.

Well, it wasn't shipping them so much as it's just me drawing stuff for my own story. And yes, that's Doomguy

pastebin.com/arCN3we7

I thought it was a funny moment and I didn't wanna bother any drawfags to death gong all like "HURR COULD YOU DRAW SOMETHIGN FRUM MAH STOREE DURR."

shipping them sounds interesting though...

Okay I didn't want to do this but
>asrielfags self inserting as Frisk and then shipping Asriel with them
seriously?

You rang?

To be honest that's also pretty sad

>self-inserting as doom guy
I didn't really get that vibe.
even so, I like the ship, and the guy did a really good job drawing it so it's fine by me.

Wrong image. Gine a cute!
One slightly disturbing "Maffet" image coming right up.

Okay I didn't want to do this but
>Mettatonfags self inserting as Mettaton and then shipping Mettaton with them
seriously?

>I like the ship
Its the same tier as the dadfags that ship Asgore with Bowser
aka retarded

That's cannibalism! CANNIBALISM!
Technically not really if she doesn't eat the food herself, but still!

wassup.

How's mettadook coming?

Don't wanna sound like I'm pestering you, and I'm sorry if I am. It's just that for some reason I'm more eager to see this request than most others I've requested.

Still pretty sad

Posting on mobile right now, but I'll get that done tonight user! I'm excited to finish it too

I think the first time I saw it mentioned was when someone asked everyone who their crackship was. In other words, maybe they mean it to be retarded.

Age old expression revived by Toy Story 2
youtube.com/watch?v=0ppaiQ6mhbE

alright, that's great, but instead of trying to start shit about like one pic, maybe just ignore it.

Thanks, and you're welcome user!
Thanks user, I'll try!

its still sad
>trying to start shit
I'm just calling out something dumb

HYPE

tru dat

carpe diem, I guess.

strawpoll.me/12342089

I don't follow Dragon Ball, but that seemed like some fine taste right there.
Lovely! I want to hug "Maffet"! Thank you for more fresh spiders!
You are looking at it the wrong way! Those spiders made a noble sacrifice for the greater good of all spiders! If the pastries are tastier, the trapped spiders will be free and the spider clans reunited sooner!

...

Ignore the trolling.

Draw what?

strawpoll.me/11939827/r

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i love them

Stop telling me to draw, I can't draw and you tempt me to create abominations!

I tried

I love your toriel's. They're cute

I don't wanna draw so here's an old draw

papyrus is so TINY, it's killing me

he thought he bought maracas

The Bonebrothers have united

>botfags on second place
Oh...
Alright then...

Could he defeat mkid?

Don't bait him, goddamn it.
I want him to forget.

I don't know, ask the mkidfag, he's the expert.

user he's responding to the "mkidfag", look at the pen he used.

Damn I'm late