Hi friends. The season is almost upon us once more and Brit/o/ is having its first race track meet of the year.
This isn't the music festival type meet discussed in the past threads, this one is more autistic, no sideshows or louts and just racing/camping. There are some food stalls.
Join us on April 7th at Shakespeare County Raceway in Warwickshire.
Standard procedure really, turn up, drink, insult each others cars, reattach Sam's bumper/splash guard/sump every few hours. We're also running some drag racing competitions, there'll be two trophies available. The Best Toyota trophy will be awarded by the president and the Shitbox Cup trophy will mark the best Micra or Starlet on the strip. Cars and bikes that aren't desperately slow will have a different scoring system.
Will be a cage for the wrestling tournament this time?
Landon Peterson
The cage will be the empty bottles
Justin Cooper
Wrestling is officially slated for USC but Sam has stated he will be operating at his standard rate if you need to "wrestle"
Wyatt Cox
What lubricant would we recommend for "wrestling"? I feel like wd40 may be ideal
Owen Morris
Post an email here to join our Slack channel if you want to know bus timetables to get to the track. Eurofriends are welcome and reminded that Julian's offer to box a Frenchman has gone unanswered. Praise the Emperor.
Liam Foster
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Jason Turner
Any girls in Brit/o/?
Parker Richardson
3. Holly May, Sammy and Charlotte
Isaac Morales
And Danny
Thomas King
any qt traps?
Sebastian Reed
who are all those fuckers in the le mans sheet
Angel Cooper
Long live the tick meet. Good times.
Gabriel Foster
Traps are girls thanks
Jason Lewis
TFW i won't be turning up in an audi but a braaaaaapppp Corsa ;-}
Jace Gonzalez
>being this deluded its okay, i like both
Elijah Russell
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Justin Brown
There are 2 genders and traps come under girls
Luke Martin
traps are boys user they have a penis
Carter Rodriguez
There are at least 4 sexes (X, XX, XY, XXY), and gender is a social construct, so you would have 0 pieces of garlic bread.
Noah Lopez
>gender is a social construct Leftie pls go
Angel Rodriguez
You haven't seen how cute Brit/o/ traps are
Tyler Parker
Remove
Jonathan Perez
Hot secret 6r4 drawings
Angel Wright
WD40 is NOT a lubricant.
John Adams
It literally is a water dispersant formula mixed with a bit of lubricating oil
John Gomez
That glorious smell of WD40
Dylan Torres
RACIST
Eli Miller
Remove Londoners more like
Adrian Long
Just remember it doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, it only matters how much you can drink afterwards
Henry Rivera
Depends what you define as drink
Brayden Rodriguez
Only just realized that is Will. kek
Landon King
>remove the people who bankroll your entire life
John Scott
How about we go back to cars?
Samuel Flores
>remove the people who are pretentious
Jaxson Bailey
What a whip, g
Chase Lewis
Just remember that the Brit Veeky Forums uniform is hawaiian shirts
Jackson Brown
Insulting the Welsh is not racism. It's called "a national past-time", laddie
Alexander Jenkins
Brit/o/ uniform is a proper flat cap and a boiler suit lad