DRAG MEET II: APRIL SHOWERS

Hi friends. The season is almost upon us once more and Brit/o/ is having its first race track meet of the year.

This isn't the music festival type meet discussed in the past threads, this one is more autistic, no sideshows or louts and just racing/camping. There are some food stalls.

Join us on April 7th at Shakespeare County Raceway in Warwickshire.

Standard procedure really, turn up, drink, insult each others cars, reattach Sam's bumper/splash guard/sump every few hours. We're also running some drag racing competitions, there'll be two trophies available. The Best Toyota trophy will be awarded by the president and the Shitbox Cup trophy will mark the best Micra or Starlet on the strip. Cars and bikes that aren't desperately slow will have a different scoring system.

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No girls allowed

>mischievous brits intensify

First for Danny being homeless

Fugg

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Will be a cage for the wrestling tournament this time?

The cage will be the empty bottles

Wrestling is officially slated for USC but Sam has stated he will be operating at his standard rate if you need to "wrestle"

What lubricant would we recommend for "wrestling"? I feel like wd40 may be ideal

Post an email here to join our Slack channel if you want to know bus timetables to get to the track. Eurofriends are welcome and reminded that Julian's offer to box a Frenchman has gone unanswered. Praise the Emperor.

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Any girls in Brit/o/?

3. Holly May, Sammy and Charlotte

And Danny

any qt traps?

who are all those fuckers in the le mans sheet

Long live the tick meet. Good times.

Traps are girls thanks

TFW i won't be turning up in an audi but a braaaaaapppp Corsa ;-}

>being this deluded
its okay, i like both

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There are 2 genders and traps come under girls

traps are boys user
they have a penis

There are at least 4 sexes (X, XX, XY, XXY), and gender is a social construct, so you would have 0 pieces of garlic bread.

>gender is a social construct
Leftie pls go

You haven't seen how cute Brit/o/ traps are

Remove

Hot secret 6r4 drawings

WD40 is NOT a lubricant.

It literally is a water dispersant formula mixed with a bit of lubricating oil

That glorious smell of WD40

RACIST

Remove Londoners more like

Just remember it doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, it only matters how much you can drink afterwards

Depends what you define as drink

Only just realized that is Will. kek

>remove the people who bankroll your entire life

How about we go back to cars?

>remove the people who are pretentious

What a whip, g

Just remember that the Brit Veeky Forums uniform is hawaiian shirts

Insulting the Welsh is not racism. It's called "a national past-time", laddie

Brit/o/ uniform is a proper flat cap and a boiler suit lad

44th for wet Dolomite back seats