2017 Civic Sport hatchback

Why haven't you bought one yet?

Because my boyfriend wants us to keep our twin
Miatas

Ugly as fuck

Focus ST looks nicer

this

>hatchback
>that
A sedan would have only slightly less cargo space, in return for much better proportions.

because I am not sexually attracted to men

Driving my mom's Subaru XV Crosstrek, no need for a civic

It barely changed. The sedan already looked like a hatchback.

I'll wait until next year when they work the bugs out

>Focus ST

DUDE VENTS LMAO

where did everything go so wrong?

...

Ford is goat. Deal with it

Does it come in a coupe?

Lol ford is shit.

>3 doors

Literally all they had to do.

No, but SI coupe is slated for summer release iirc

>chocolate turbo

>Still MacPherson front suspension
>Electronic steering
>Assist technology out the ass
>Manual has no options
>First Honda manual that feels shitty

Its cheap, light, and already turbo'd which is nice. Otherwise they've deviated far and away from a driver oriented car that it once was.

Because it's fucking hideous and doesn't have a volume knob. And I'd rather spend a few grand more on an e class coupe or jag

staring at the original gif while playing eurobeat, for a couple of minutes a day, is helping me with my depression.

remove 1 spoiler (or both), put a real rear bumper, redo the tail lights and might consider it. i like honda, but that's too ugly. fost/fist are less ugly.

It can't pop a curb.

Because I got a Fiesta ST instead of some ugly ass nippon piece of shit.

Yes Honda should go back to making 90s shitboxes

So who here has actually driven one?

Are they calling it the Civic Crosstour?

Is that from the new Transformers movie?

>3421

What could they have meant by this?

Firing order?

Oh, I bet you're totally right. I didn't even think of that.

It looks schtupid.

Damn that's ugly

Yes, they should.

90s Honda shitboxes were pretty awesome

>car is revealed
>think to myself "hot damn that looks ugly, I bet it looks better in person though like most cars"
>neighbor just got one
>it looks just as bad in person
what the absolute fuck were honda on when designing this thing holy fuck
easily the factory rice king of all time, nothing beats it not even the final gen celicas

>last gen Civic looked like this

what went so wrong?

Oi you wanna fukken tell me why there are fake vents on the rear bumper?
That is some auto-zone-accessory tier shit

so the rear engine car breathe
obviously

You sure that's not a minivan?

its the EU civic wagon

forgot my name on

This

Fake grills are so tacy,at least make some sort of black void behind them..

> Cars old enough to have vents where vents are needed.

I have this.

>300cv
>10k less
>No fake vents
>Non raced shitbox
>Doesnt have a legion of fags behind

how horrifying

Does it come in non-rice?