/utg/ - Undertale general

Mettaton
But seriously - what the fuck am i looking at?

So that's a sex toy, right?

i dunno but according to the person who posted it it has "expanded considerably"

What effect does this picture have on Mettaton?

Pleas date dog

Date able would take knot

It's been a while since I posted here.

Any new doujin scans?

I don't know about scans but there are like 4 Kingding ones out there now, a RG one, like 2 Torgore ones and I still want that Alphys x Asgore one
Also that Frisk x Asgore one

KingDings

When you turn around, I lose vision,

Got me running deep into superstition and I....

Does Mettaton like bodily functions jokes (you know, like fart jokes, burp jokes, snot jokes, bars jokes, poop jokes and stuff like that)?

i cant believe my fuckin eyes

In a thousand years, I never thought I would see you come from beneath me....

Decided to Re-Draw a Thing I made 2 Months ago.

i feel like falling...
i feel like falling

We fall again, we fall again....

Like Undyne "fell down the stairs" when she tried to talk back to me, her husband!

that was a little dark

>me, her husband!
Wrong, I'm her husband

Like Undyne "fell down the stairs" when she tried to talk back to you, her husband!

It's pretty cute senpai

Hey - botfag here.
I've been collecting mettaton pics since late 2015 and through all that time i got just over 2k of them.
But yesterday out of curiosity i downloaded 1900 pics of Undyne and - to be honest - I'm not feeling it.
My fish folder is almost the same size the mtt one but somehow i'm not attached to it.
There just wasn't any satisfaction in it.
Is that weird? Or is it just me?

Asrielfags are assholes

we all have preferences, mang

I'd be surprised if she didn't talk back to me once in a while. I don't want no spineless weak ass woman!

Well, you are not a fishfag, so there's really no big reason why you should be attached to your Undyne folder. You even have more Undyne pics than me!

Don't get me wrong - I like Undyne. She's my second favorite character.
But instead of being excited like "Oh man - look at all those Undyne pictures!" I'm just like...
"Meh".

Welp, that's the way it works, I guess

>I don't want no spineless weak ass woman!
well if you find any send them my way

Which Undertale is mostly likely to hold BLACKED premium account?

Sure thing!

>I don't want no spineless weak ass woman!
But what if she turns out to be stronger than you are? What if she doesn't need you? What if she doesn't even acknowledge your existence?

Asgore. He's jelly of the fake penises.

Oh no problem. I was playing around with the idea today thanks to what the other botfag said. Sorry for the ridiculously huge image.

Thank you.

>stronger
I can deal with that, no big problem really. Besides, she'd probably train me herself or help me work out

>she doesn't need me
She doesn't have to be all needy. I just want her to love me so we can be awesome together.

>acknowledge my existence
That'd be odd for a wife to do, don't you think? Besides, I'm awesome, she'd notice me
me

>I'm awesome
hey now only one person is allowed to have self confidence in here

And that's me

shit you right didnt mean nothin by it

Dear oh dear, what was it?
The snail hunt, the tea, or that horrible pie?
Oh - it doesn't matter.
It always comes to the monsters king to clean up after this sorts of messes.
Tonight Asgore joins the hunt.

Thanks, darling - this looks fucking awesome.
And that hunter with the stick is a nice touch.

And now i want to play more Bloodborne again.
Damn it...

There's that Alphyne one too and, you know, the politics bear one if you're into that stuff.

Wtf, what is that Gaster even. Too lewd.

Good morning utg, I fell on the ice this morning and fucked my drawing arm, hope the rest of you are doing well

WE'RE DEEEEEEEEAAAD!

>"Help me darling, I can't seem to get loose!"
What do?

Sorry. I'll cut back on the lewd in the future

Oh fuk! Good thing I posted ghost!

Gonna have to amputate

Chara burpfic?

Jesus fuck...
I spat coffee all over the screen.
Thanks, user!
I still have no idea what is that thing.

Oh god - i hope it's nothing serious.
Get well, Petra.
(Oh - and thanks again for that valentines day thingy)

What if she's not your wife?

What if she has a wife of her own?

Can I at least have a cyborg arm to replace it?

Thanks user, and I don't think so, just really ugly bruising on my elbow and side
No problem user! Hope you had a good V day by the way

Which character is the most pathetic?
Why does he even have fans? Brain dead retards if you ask me

Does anybody remember that one story about Frisk needing to take a shit while in the Underground with no toilets? What about an Underswap version of it?

Asgore

AUs are dumb

Thanks!

I have to admit that no matter how much I like Toriel Doll, I did add her in as an afterthought and it shows. She's out of proportion to the rest of the image. Should've just done something like this for example.

I want to see Chara's boobies!

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Howdy utg! How has your Thursday gone? I hope its been a good day!

This is awesome. Insta saved. Thanks user!

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

Which character is the biggest cuck?
Which characterfag is the biggest cuck?
Is there a connection?

Papyrus
Papyrusfags
Yes

@168521594
(You)

Nah - it's fine.
The Doll is kinda tall in the game and Gherman sits in his wheelchair most of the time so i don't see anything wrong with proportions here.

Speaking of Bloodborne - i'm just gonna leave this here.
youtube.com/watch?v=diHQ0qPIYuA

>Hope you had a good V day by the way
Thanks - for the first time in my life it was pretty good.
I hope you had a good one too.

>Confusion but also an erection.jpg
That's gonna be useful in future.
Saved.

Asgore
Asgorefags
Yes easily

truth

Would you still love the spider if she was born ugly?

But can the spider stop Kratos from destroying the Underground?!

I would never lie about it!
Yes. That is a paradox as the spider cannot ever possibly be ugly, but even if it was possible I would still love her. Her cuteness goes beyond mere physical appearance!
Absolutely. Not even the meanest, most aggressive person can resist the spider's cuteness! All it would take is one look at the spider for him to realize that monsters, and especially the spider, are for loving and protecting!

kissu gote

I forgot to mention, yesterday, that I had my first dream with an Undertale character included in it.

>Playing Super Robot Wars XΩ
>Check the weekly gaccha
>Step-Up gaccha with guaranteed SSR Shooter Chara unit and SSR Chara Support token for 61 crystals
>The stats are as bad as they can get
>"Why would I even bother getting this?"
>Notice one of their abilities greatly increases container drop rate
>Spend the 61 crystals

I'm still scratching my head on why I dreamed about my second favorite first. And in a totally unrelated mobile game at that. Or why I felt disappointed when it finally sank in that such a thing would never actually occur in the first place.

no, It's perfectly fine just post them but put lewd next to the name ?

Heh, It's a thing with distance. Asgore is supposed to be a bit further away so if Toriel is so high it makes him look tiny, which TECHNICALLY wouldn't matter that much since Gehrman looks like a withered old man for most of the time but I also don't like Toriels pose and she looks like she's too close to the wheelchair. It was a mistake in my opinion. Had fun with it anyway.

Good night.

some links would be appreciated if you can

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Does Frisk use the boys' or the girls' bathroom? I imagine he uses whichever.

Good night. Sleep well.

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Frisk used "xe" and "xem" pronouns, and xe uses the handicapped bathroom whenever possible

>xe/xem users are handicapped
Sounds about right.

Frisk has had such difficulties ever since Sans broke their spine

I don't know - maybe you're just a bit too harsh on yourself.
I wouldn't have noticed until you mentioned it.
(I think i wrote this sentence wrong...)

Anyway - sleep tight.

Who is worst idol and why is it Rin

anime is dumb and for pedophiles

Who is the most masculine UT character and who is the most feminine one?

Post lewd for me

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Undyne and Mettaton.

Noice.

who is the best stand and why is it mean queen?