Who else /frugal/ here?

Who else /frugal/ here?

>break in to neighbors house
>get wifi password
Was looking for their Netflix/Hulu/HBO information as well but couldn't find it.

>break into houses
>eat their food
>do your laundry
>take a shower
They don't even notice. I live in a town with a lot of summer houses that nobody ever uses and they often have the water/electricity running

>pick up free stuff when you see it
>sell it on Craigslist
People are always giving away stuff. You can just steal stuff but that gets risky. Never steal phones/computers/tablets because they can be tracked.

>walk into hotels during breakfast
>eat
Only been kicked out once but there usually isn't even employees walking around. Sometimes I make a bunch of waffles and take them for later.

I've been trying to devise a way to steal my neighbors water but would need a lot of time to do it. I would need to connect his water to mine and run a new pipe from under his house to mine which would take a long time. I already have an extension cord running to my house that I use to power my TV/computer and heater. I can pay for my own lighting.

you should go to qst or tg if you want to roleplay

This is fucking hilarious

If you can do your laundry there, why can't you just fill up a barrel and roll it home?

I once cracked a wifi password with some command line program or other, but the signal turned out to be out of range. Once I move to town - and into the range of dozens of wifi signals - I intend to try again and save myself a phone bill.

More tips:

>add compressed air to your propane tank to save on heating costs
>dip candles in melted candles lasts longer
>Use a campfire to cook your meals
>Knock on doors asking for donations for a church
>drive at night with headlights off to save money on electricity
>Filter drainage water and reuse
>Eat low fibre diet and shit once every 4-5 days to save money on toilet paper and water bill
>Brush teeth once a week only
>Turn in bottles in at super markets
>Only Shower once every 5 months
>go to laundry rooms, swoop in and steal dryer cycles (You can start a business this way)
>Use same water you use for bathing, defecating, cooking, and washing clothes
>Kill local wildlife for food
>Get water from ponds and rivers
>urinate into a bag of straw for six months then ferment it to extract potassium nitrate, turn that potassium nitrate into gunpowder which you can sell or use
>scavenge old Christmas trees and grind up the needles for a cheap alternative to deodorant (Great way to start a business).
>Take off a week before Christmas and drive around picking up delivered packages while the homeowners are at work.
>Re-use toilet paper and paper towels

You do realise killing yourself is the cheapest option, mate?

Significant benefit over your current strategy being you aren't a parasite on society.

>Eat low fibre diet and shit once every 4-5 days to save money on toilet paper and water bill

or just shit outside dumbass, its like flushing literal money down the toilet. water doesn't grow on trees

>pick up free stuff when you see it

There is a surprising amount of free stuff on the Craigslist, that's a good way to make cash on the side.

Sounds like your actions have extremely high risks. You're not frugal, you're dumb.

I use my neighbours wifi, I go to food banks for food. I also turn up to late night soup missions by christians since the chicken mushroom soup they serve is pretty dope