New canon couple edition.
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Bonjour
Perfection
What a good day, I got 10 losses in comp today.
Second for husbando thread
can I make a suggestion
I love Hana.
D VA SHOULD HAVE LESS HEALTH WHEN OUT OF HER MECH
>Play comp
>Guy on my team looks really low level
>Check his career profile
>Level 28
>Picks Rein
>Game starts and it's obvious he's a smurf
>We're crushing the enemy team, they may as well not even be playing
>Next round, he switches to Junkrat
>We ask him to switch back, he laughs and tells us to get fucked
>Switch our team comp around to try and work with this
>Enemy team has a Pharah
>He intentionally feeds her the entire match and does nothing else
>Spends the entire round calling us bad and telling us to carry him, laughing hysterically whenever someone seems frustrated
J-just git gud, right guys?
...
>tfw still no skin for Amélie
>teammates want me to play Ana
>we have a Tracer
>she constantly shits on me for not prioritizing her for heals
Why are people like this
Yes, just get good. You clearly got carried by someone out of your league on the first half.
>2 gray gray blue gray lootboxes in a row
>both of them are all dupes
I want to make her feel helpless.
>topic about a new mccree legendary gets answered in minutes
>still nothing for widowmaker
Gonna be four events in a row without one
>want to do comp play
>no friends have it on pc
>too nervous to solo queue
>solo qp sucks dick
I'm getting hella burned out on this game pretty fast.
>amusant !
>we canon now
SUCK IT
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why does my qp queue always take like 3 minuts
/owg/ converted me into a widowfriend
help
Why don't you just say you want D.Va removed from game.
Git gud? Doesn't matter when most games had trolls or leavers.
Are you ready for wrath of the Mighty Baneblade?
Get some taste
embrace it
The enemy has a teleporteur.
This got me wondering:
What would an elderly Angela look like?
We need this
She is fine though when in the mech. Not really OP like some people think.
It' just that you have take take off all the health and destroy the mech and still have to use multiple shots to finish off the little shit jumping around everywhere.
Girls are gross
That's Genji in that wheel chair right?
>zarya
you're :
1) Trolling
2) blind
>look at general chat
>someone spamming "can anyone burp on command"
is it always like this
>baneblade
you mean metal slug, right? the answer is yes either way
Widow is one of the few non gross ones.
No it's usually worse
4/9 classes in TF2 are competitively viable. That means 44.4% of the roster is viable. If you wanted to get into specifics and include weapon loadouts, it'd probably still hover around that.
6/23 characters in Overwatch are competitively viable. The rest are niche picks for the """"counter-picking"""'" game that Blizzard loves so much. About 26.1% of the Overwatch cast is viable.
How about a compromise?
>all those likes and retweets Chu got for that post
Is Chu literally a twitter whore?
Canon.
is there any site where I could check my last 10 games stats from them and shit like that.
This reads like a /v/ bait
I will agree that you're trolling and blind.
>pays another 40e for a smurf
>proceeds to ruin games for others
Is this some sick way these guys deal with their IRL frustrations?
Cute voice.
>Canon
I fucking hate hackers
>3v3
>One of my teammates is invincible (He's Genji)
>Tell him to fuck off for hacking
>He says "I bought the game, I'll hack if I want
What a fucking bitch
It's a power thing.
Rude.
this game is honestly pretty poor as a shooter all the things considered particularly if you pay attention to the basic mechanics
Blizzard overall is a SJW/tumblr/whatever you want to call it whore.
Yeah but the girls are cute so I will keep buying loot boxes to dress them up.
*leans away*
>the only interaction between these two is Hanzo saying McCree's taste is utter shit
>people ship it
That's a pretty nice daki, user!
I'm a gulity shipper and even I get ticked off seeing all the ship bait and "muh ship"isms.
I wish so much no ship in Overwatch went canon.
>*action*
It's probably the abilities that make it like that. Reminds me of Lol of Leagues. But without them you'd have maybe 4 or 5 classes at best.
This. Sombra a qt
>Still no Doomfist
>Sombra was over a year ago
Nice shit game Blizzard. Sure love the lack of content.
This is what I was talking about. I'm pretty sure more than half of players gotta be in this for the aesthetics/art/story/characters. I think if Overwatch overall stopped COMPLETELY updating story, characters, comics, etc., it'd die pretty fast.
Too late
We might have dodged a bullet and Blizzard decided to not add any of the autistic valentines voicelines.
>overwatch came out over 10 years ago
>tfw genuinely tempted to buy the Hanzo one
How did I get to this point in my life.
I'm with you on this user. I ship Pharmercy and I truly don't want it to be canon.
hey m8 they drop massive year of the rooster patch and you complain
lmao reminds me of gw2 days where people were fine with some shitty skins put into a game shop or complete copy/paste events and called content.
haha, oh user. It's a commonly know fact that mercy is in fact over well over 200 years old when the game takes place. During world war 2 known "old-guard" nazi supporter and infamous pedophile Stürmgruppebandführer Dr Angela Ziegler was responsible for for a secret SS program to combine vril technology with the spear of destiny to create an army of aryan super-soldiers. While they failed that they did manage to find a way to halt aging and, towards the end of the war, even revitalize dead tissue.
Of course by that point the third reich was in ruins and Dr Ziegler fled to Switzerland to continue her research using the stashed nazi-gold there. During the course of her barbaric experimentation she eventually perfected the anti-aging formula and used it on herself, effectively giving her eternal life and also altering her physical appearance, giving her the looks of a 20 year old.
non-holiday events when?
When you say competitively viable, what do you mean?
i'm a huge faggot.
Overbuff, Master Overwatch and Oversumo (a phone app, and my favorite of the three)
been busy all S3 but finally got time to do placements
>first match guy won't switch off tracer on hanamura even when defending despite teammate desperately pleading defeat
>second match steamroll attack but get randomly disconnected and by the time i rejoin teammates already threw the match defeat
>third match king of the hill win
>fourth match teammate afk defeat
>fifth match team can't follow up on my quadruple kill defeat
>sixth match king of the hill win
>seventh match almost a draw by 1 meter but my ability didn't activate in overtime defeat
what did blizzard mean by this
Of course you are, delet this right now.
you can't really see your games there just overall season stats
>Blizzard's canon will be worse than this
They are just being added later like the new years ones were. For Blizzard valentines lasts a while.
No?
Oversumo has day-to-day stats. You can look at how you did last session. I like this quite a lot, I can see how I'm doing and target things for improvement.
>nothing is my fault
>it's all a widespread conspiracy against me and my leet skill
kys m8
>tfw you would like to get into some group but your favorite hero is not meta enough for anyone to take you in high rank play
But missing the holiday entirely? It just seems off if they add the lines in at this point.
>about to win a match in comp
>suddenly lag
>server resets and we move to a different map
>lose
what the actual fuck is this bullshit
>top 3 most impactful hero in the game
>can solo 85% of heroes in the game
>heal"slut"
>requires mechanical skill
pick one you degenerate mercyfag
Mercy is going to be Chu's perfect little angel
>Not really OP like some people think
Is this bait or are you just dumb, D.va is garbage right now.
I'd rather lose the 100 health and gain back 80% of her health being armor
Yo can I get some Ana tips?
Not really because we know we're getting a big update on the 21st because that's when the season ends. I see no reason for the new lines to be added alongside Bastion's update.
>Stylosa calling the custom games update "mods"
>"look at Skyrim. the mod community is huge on that game. Now Overwatch will have endless replayablility with these new mods"
Is he retarded?
shoot everyone
What part of your game do you need help with?
->
who
also probably
> randoms in 3 stack lock 3 dps
whoever does this needs to be shot
Doesn't really work when it's not a braindead hero
>Sucking on a dildo every time you heal someone
bitch you are not playing Mercy you need to be fucking aiming at all times
>1 due 1 triple stack + me
lmao nice solo queue
Stylosa once told me Soldier 76 can't counter Pharah.