/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

you can stop posting any time now, Artinmenner

Has Stannis taken King's Landing once in anyone's play through of ACOK? Seems like he gets stuck with Dragonsreach alone everytime.

You can't deny it.

>a fucking cuck

also no, my game is working fine. Maybe you should reload from an earlier save or something

Is there any mod where your children actually exist and serve a purpose?

I realize it would stretch the suspension of disbelief just a little bit if your children actually aged to adulthood within any reasonable in-game time span, even considering your spouse's nine months only last a few in-game weeks. Still, it would be nice if your son could become a vassal or you could marry off your daughter to another lord.

I mean I dont think its a glitch, he just gets his ass kicked every play through. Renly seems to take KL exclusively

das right, you can't deny your incompetence KILLED that man, you MURDERER

ARTIMENNER THE MURDERER

>tfw can't kill niggers with /mbg/ because maggot is a faggot

this

well he's a Fassive Maggot

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explain yourselves, sandniggers

higher Riding :^)

Stop using horses.

easier to train
higher riding
higher throwing

hmm

>throwing
>on a unit that doesn't have throwing weapons
o my noggin is joggin

>higher riding
>higher throwing proficiency
>1 level lower

lmao swadian knights btfo how can you even recover these sandniggers own your knights despite being lower in level

>his elite soldiers throw like a girl boy

>MUH RIDING

you'll need that higher riding for when you run away lmaooooo

the Rhodoks may have the edge on us Swadians, but in horses SWADIA IS KING

>the Rhodoks may have the edge on us Swadians
gee i wonder who could be behind this post...

so which faction is most like the USA?

>rhocuck falseflagging
gee what a surprise the jews are doing sneaky backstabby things

Sarranids

unironically Swadian Knights are THE most unbalanced unit i've ever seen in a M&B mod.

Coat of Plates, Cuir Bouilli AND Charger/Warhorse? Give me a fucking break.

apache in 1866

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CKII

Is that HIP? Why's the Persian skin colour so light? It's a bit darker in my game.

No. I only use mods that tweak some things, add new buildings and slavery.

That is a few DLC ago so maybe it changed recently?

is there a /mbg/ edit of this?

dont remember one

its not a articularly good meme

kys I actually got tricked

Then how about a M&B Loss?

>that forehead

what difficulty do you play?

full damage, manual blocking, etc.

low damage, poor AI, auto block

see

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the spurdo edit is the only funny version of this shitty meme desu

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max

I just think of 578 desu

well it was his avatar for a while

Looking for a new module to play. What's the difference between Gekonewer and Gekokujo?
All I see about the former are memes

why is this question still being asked? just play what the fuck you want to play god damn it user

Is the pastebin still up-to-date?
Cause a lot of people here are complaining about Floris, yet it's in the recommended mods. I'm god damn lost.

I don't see where people get the appeal for Gekokujo, it really is nothing special besides being set in medieval japan.

>All I see about the former are memes

that's precisely the difference

That's why I think of him

read the readme faggot
>sengoku era
>medieval

it's a meme you dip

press F to pay respects

I don't get it

native is the highest form of m&b
gekokujo is native but set in japan
gekokujo is the highest form of m&b

i cant host anymore because comcast are cunts and maggot never hosts anymore either

F

he fucked it all up

Fuck

just download the readme first if you don't want to download the entire mod.

Ikko Ikki is surrounded by hostile factions but decides the best strategy would be to take all of their lords and march all the way over to my area.

Now they will lose all their troops because Ikko Ikki can not do anything against my hundreds of high tier ranged units.

Do what must be done.
Do not hesitate.
Show no Mercy.

What was Nobunagas problem?

Was it autism?

>mostly flat map
>enemy tropps are in range of my troops pretty much right away
>enemy has mostly shitty melee units and a few very bad and fragile ranged ones
>literally just tell my units to hold their position and shoot arrows all day long

This is almost sad.

The other generals also ran further away instead of helping their leader so now he lost 600 troops without any aid from his friends.

He was a little fuckwad as a kid and had an asian dad.

True story.

He was a progressive who didn't beleive in being held back by traditions.
also What do you expect from an army of peasants lead by """priests""" whose only goal is to become rich and fat?

Maybe some day Paradox and Taleworlds will have a beautiful baby. Crusader Blade. Mount and Kings.

he likes guns, he gives 0 fucks.

dang it what should I name my 3rd Busse that I want to use as a flagship? I've already done meme names like santa maria and nebuchadnezzar

Did the user that said he was going to fix the 1257AD siege scenes ever do it?

Knights of Honor II but with M*B battles.

Litany of Litany's Litany

do more meme names
Queen Anne

>that one castle with the siege towers where the troops can't even get out

Titanic

or Titenic for JonTron memes

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>Gekonewer

Which version am I supposed to download?

Roll with something that fits your nationality

The game needs more ship models. There is one model that is used by at least 6 different ships.

Consider: With just 4 power draw and a regular warbow+khergit arrows you still have almost the same damage as a light crossbow + steel bolts from horseback.

This means that horse archery is not just for dedicated horse archers, but for anyone with a few points to spare who wants the utility to kill trash quickly and efficiently.

>With just 4 power draw and a regular warbow+khergit arrows you still have almost the same damage as a light crossbow + steel bolts from horseback

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

>not just using a gun

You ready for the new Dynasty Warriors movie coming out? Matt Damon is in it!

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How do I give a fief to a lord?

talk to your minister

your dream might come true because some chinks are doing some chink stuff for mountain blade.

He wanted to prove himself to Japan since everyone bullied him by calling him a fool.

If Oda Nobunaga lived in the modern day, he would be a school shooter.

so what you telling me is that modern school shooters would have been famous historical warriors?

i did for the three most egregious ones
mediafire.com/file/5w4pk9tbh0yuwvd/1257_fixed_sieges.7z

Yes, because they would not be coddled in life and they would have the opportunity to make something of themselves instead of simply going to school to get a degree and working your life away just to be forgotten about after 2-3 generations.

But cow-cow-poster didn't you hear me? Mat Damon is the main protagonist! It is all about the great white foreigner helping Cow-Cow build a wall to keep out Kublai Khan.

I thought this movie would of been right up your alley?